ChaoticLipster

In the car, in the car, in the backseat I’m your baby.....I can’t get this out my head omg it’s torture. I’m gonna go mad.

In the car, in the car, in the backseat I’m your baby.....I can’t get this out my head omg it’s torture. I’m gonna go mad.

In the car, in the car, in the backseat I’m your baby.....I can’t get this out my head omg it’s torture. I’m gonna go mad.

In the car, in the car, in the backseat I’m your baby.....I can’t get this out my head omg it’s torture. I’m gonna go mad.

Imagine just finding this website for the first time and then discovering this thread and opening it to this 

Do you think it's circumcised, fully foreskined, or just a little trimmed off the top?  
 
American/Canadian doctors 2 minutes after the baby boy is born:
https://youtu.be/-pb6CV8exO4

How big do you think Lana's dick is?

That's actually a lie! I've had my fair share of guys, and the ones who usually had the average to small cocks were the tall big guys with big hands and feet. Some even had size 12 - 13 feet with a 5 inch hard cock. You wanna know who had the thick long and juicy break your back horse cocks? Mostly the short small guys. I know, shocker, I was shocked as well. I'd say I only know one guy who's huge in body frame and height with a big one. The rest are shorties/average height with regular to small feet and hands. I guess God really does put big things in small packages

Until we get cinnamon, Lana can scissor with sandpaper

and she specifically requested no hype under her covers so like

Let's be honest, she doesn't deserve a big dick at this point

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

lets talk about lana's new boyfriends dick

So her new man is Chase Stogel....I feel bad for him. It must be terrifying being Lana’s boyfriend, because chances are you won’t last more than 2 months. Secondly the fear you will become a whole album of songs about how much of a shit you’ve been. Lana seems very picky and sensitive with men like one screw up and it’s over, you say something wrong like ‘Lana I’m feeling sad like you’ you’re in trouble.

Waiting for when she finally does release details or a single and the fanbase get’s all up in her ass “omg Lana we love you, everything you touch is gold, thank you queen”. But days earlier were calling her over and a homophobe. Two faced Lipsters

So her new man is Chase Stogel....I feel bad for him. It must be terrifying being Lana’s boyfriend, because chances are you won’t last more than 2 months. Secondly the fear you will become a whole album of songs about how much of a shit you’ve been. Lana seems very picky and sensitive with men like one screw up and it’s over, you say something wrong like ‘Lana I’m feeling sad like you’ you’re in trouble.

So her new man is Chase Stogel....I feel bad for him. It must be terrifying being Lana’s boyfriend, because chances are you won’t last more than 2 months. Secondly the fear you will become a whole album of songs about how much of a shit you’ve been. Lana seems very picky and sensitive with men like one screw up and it’s over, you say something wrong like ‘Lana I’m feeling sad like you’ you’re in trouble.

Signs that you're in a cult (AKA Lanaboards)
 
The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and (whether he is alive or dead) regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.
 
‪ Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.
 
‪ Mind-altering practices (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, and debilitating work routines) are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).
 
‪ The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel (for example, members must get permission to date, change jobs, marry�or leaders prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, whether or not to have children, how to discipline children, and so forth).
 
‪ The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s) and members (for example, the leader is considered the Messiah, a special being, an avatar�or the group and/or the leader is on a special mission to save humanity).
 
‪ The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with the wider society.
 
‪ The leader is not accountable to any authorities (unlike, for example, teachers, military commanders or ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream religious denominations).
 
‪ The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. This may result in members' participating in behaviors or activities they would have considered reprehensible or unethical before joining the group (for example, lying to family or friends, or collecting money for bogus charities).
 
‪ The leadership induces feelings of shame and/or guilt iin order to influence and/or control members. Often, this is done through peer pressure and subtle forms of persuasion.
 
‪ Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group.
 
‪ The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.
 
‪ The group is preoccupied with making money.
 
‪ Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group and group-related activities.
 
‪ Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.
 
‪ The most loyal members (the �true believers�) feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.

Sadly this fanbase doesn't have the balls anymore/people aren't brave enough to go against the queen bee aka Lana. The beehive is in full effect and any resistance will be dealt with by an angry gay telling us "yOu GuYs ArE sO mEaN! tHiS iS oNe Of HeR bEsT eRaS eVeR! JaCk iS a HoTtIe! LfL cAn RoT!" the woman who joins cults inadvertently made her own called Lanaboards