brandon

Why bother anyone in their DMs when you know Lana doesn't give a fuck that you want the album?

actually that video is the closest her hair has been to champagne blonde this whole time

me when i use internet explorer 

ok wait a damn minute, i remember nicki saying she was tweaking her 2018 album Queen up until its release. And other artists I've heard say they were working on it until right before it came out, i think we could still get a sept 5th release

come back sept 5th

I still think the album is coming on the 4th/5th. It’s a long post, but it’s worth it. Here’s why; 

a) She never posts this frequently - she’s been posting on average  4-5 times a week since the beginning of this month! I can’t recall her ever doing that unless we were close to an album. 
 
b) Ed said the album isn’t finished. Well, she has to have finished mixing since at least July 25th, according to the ATRL insider, as they said the album is being mastered right now, and we know that an album is mastered by someone else besides Lana, Jack, and Laura (maybe Chris Gehringer, as we’ve all heard about). This could be right up until the last minute, so that the album can only be released digitally in September, and then by December, vinyls will be available. 
 
c) Ed also could have been just saying that the album isn’t done to avoid any potential leakage as the insiders who claim to have access to the album‘s contents have so far been respectful to Lana in not sharing any actual music and they want to keep it that way. It’s likely that Ben and Ed are keeping quiet about the album because with Love leaking in early 2017, it was due to it being in a lot of people’s hands - I think it was as early as August 2016 (!!) that people had screen caps  from the video, and a trader had the demo the month it was recorded (April 2016). We know how Lana and her managers feel about leaks - they suck - and rightfully so. I could imagine that denying the album being finished is to prevent even having any damage to control.
 
d) As for that review on the “What’s On” website, it’s not uncommon for some publications to listen to an album before it is available to the general public. The other articles by that author don’t seem as unprofessional/suspicious as the Chemtrails review, but I’m still taking it with a huge grain of salt. It could be that the article was just uploaded early because it was a clerical error or a glitch, but the fact that the article repeatedly calls it “Chemtrails over a country club” leads me to believe otherwise. It does seem strange though, that that article is by the same author who has written otherwise coherent pieces. 
 
e) If the album was delayed, we would have known by now. This situation is unlike LFL or NFR’s release date confusions, as all those dates came from other sources and the actual
ones were confirmed by Lana herself. For LFL, the May 26th date that was thrown around was disputed by Paris Match Magazine, when it published Lana’s feature with the July 21st date in May 2017. Lana then went to Twitter  to confirm this with the legendary “July 21st fam” tweet. With NFR, the March 29th date came out of a bunch of other sources, and before anyone says Lana is at fault for saying it would be released “at the top of the year,” I wouldn’t hold her accountable for saying something when casually asked by Zane Lowe in a pretty friendly and informal interview. Same with Violet, as Chuck was unfortunately robbed and I’m sure she didn’t anticipate getting a book deal/spoken word deal with Simon & Schuster at the time. With Ultraviolence, even, a paparazzi asked her the date as she was leaving the club (LOL), and she said May 1st, but then later confirmed on social media that it could come in June. The June 13/17th dates, July 21st, and August 30th dates came from her social media - much like the September 5th date did. If it’s in a written record where she is announcing things unprovoked (unlike a casual interview or being asked on the spot etc.) then I think that gives her the accountability that was/is missing when she’s asked by others and responds pretty casually. This was a different situation all-around!
 
Just my two cents; even if the album doesn’t come in September, then, oh well  but I have hope - and I hope this gave you some too! 
 
 
 

Even though it's delusional, I'm still going to hold onto hope that the album is coming early Sept, because that sounds more fun than being sad about a delay. Then, when it doesn't come, at least I was aware of the delusional so hopefully I won't be too disappointed. 

neat! 

like are u dumb, stupid, or just dumb, huh?
 

Name one solid reason why we won't have the album in two weeks... 

Okay, so didn’t BOZ only tell us last week that the album was still being mastered? And we all reasoned that maybe it would be a streaming site only release, with physicals coming later on. Ben (ed? I get them confused?) could just be saying that it’s not finished and thus hasn’t been sent to any sites for early reviews, which is common practice - albums are usually reviewed professionally ahead of release. We could still be getting it September 5th. 

-scrapping Jerk Zantonoff yup yup yup ill be down for that

the way she teased a rock album was coming

AlexParliament with Chemtrails mastering guy flashbacks

Great. I doubt her manager will exclusively leak the release date to a fan through DMs so I dont think we will have to worry about you withholding any important information so it doesn’t really matter 

who cares if the screenshot's real or not COCC coming September 4th!

omg all people asked for is for proof that it was real why is it being taken so personally....lmao

damn i'm just kidding, no need to be rude... but go off ms. debbie downer 

interscope is one of the biggest and most professional music labels in america and lana manages to get away with everything it's so funny to me

pls go to sleep already we done witchu

people making fake screen recordings just for attention?

I still think it's coming on Sept 5 

Which is why I still think it’s coming on the 5th. There’s no reason not to announce it’s delayed?

If ya don’t wanna back up a claim, don’t make the claim in the first place. Not saying anyone is lying or anything, but lets all just take it w a grain of salt 

Here we go again making up excuses to cover a fake screenshot?
So:
1. Honey, privacy doesn’t exist in 2020. Lana’s stuff gets leaked everyday and you think we care about this guy’s private convos? 
2. He’s being silent about it so it’s clearly fake
3. How the hell is he going to get an answer in less than a minute? It is possible but still very strange: there are 17 hours of difference between AUS and CA.
like are u dumb, stupid, or just dumb, huh?