Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[GeminiLanaFan 48,985]

Is lanadelreylastest teasing something on Twitter or they’re just being random with this DIY. I mean Lana captioned her photo with Marina with DIY so i’m confused

 

Someone here mentioned earlier that Lana and Marina call themselves DIY artists since they have their own approach and stay in control of the creative process. I thing this is what they are referring to.

[godsmonster 14,216]

But there ain't no official CD release of UV that has ITH tho

there's only one physical release of UV with all the bonus tracks and it's a Russian bootleg that's incredibly rare to find and obtain

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

I imagine Lana as a mom would love her kids but also be so stuck in her head and bubble world that she'd forget they exist and go out for 5 hours for coffee with the girls and a boat ride. A neglectful loving Mom She'll probably name em Topanga Opium Oasis Grant & Vanilla Bean Ventura Grant and she'll dress them up in 100% non binary bamboo clothing and feed them dandelion salads she picked in her backyard and fresh lavender milk she milked in the morning. I think she'll be a good momma though

 

:air: :air:

 

tbh if lana had a daughter, i think she would name her something like Summer

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

:air: :air:

 

tbh if lana had a daughter, i think she would name her something like Summer

Okay is it bad I find the names Autumn, Summer and Winter cute.... The only season I cant see as a name is Spring

[TrashMagiq 58,484]

WRONG THREAD IGNORE THIS idk how to delete posts, if that's even a thing u can do

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Okay is it bad I find the names Autumn, Summer and Winter cute.... The only season I cant see as a name is Spring

 

Winter is so pretty, reminds me of the AHS character. Spring doesn't seem useable so I know what u mean lol

[salvatore 21,769]

lana would 100 fucking % name her kid Topanga for the ~aesthetic~ she's a 70s hippy and 90s pop culture loon

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

Okay is it bad I find the names Autumn, Summer and Winter cute.... The only season I cant see as a name is Spring

 

 

You only like Winter 'cus you a cold Bitch xx

[cherryblossoms 10,413]

If God is real, he’ll make sure HBB and SFBSH don’t end up on the final tracklist

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,078]

Can’t wait for us all to periscope her Mar 22nd New Orleans show just for her to say literally nothing about the album xx

i was just about to mention the festival performance on march 22nd. she finally has to be forced to come out from hiding from her #baddielyfe. unless she decides to cancel last minute because she has a spin class that same day.

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Wait yall. You know that caption on her pic about the tesla mom cars? I think those are lyrics, not the poem because when she posts a poem, it's from her typewriter. Idk though but I think it's strange how she has posted her poems from the actual typewriter paper.

[violets 11,896]

Wait yall. You know that caption on her pic about the tesla mom cars? I think those are lyrics, not the poem because when she posts a poem, it's from her typewriter. Idk though but I think it's strange how she has posted her poems from the actual typewriter paper.

 

if she really pushed NFR for that... i...no words...

[YUNGATA 14,955]

I'm actually expecting a lot of modern references and imagery in the album (ipad, tesla) since l.a is such a tech city

[godsmonster 14,216]

I'm actually expecting a lot of modern references and imagery in the album (ipad, tesla) since l.a is such a tech city

the first thing i thought of while reading this was the city in the bg of the WM music video

[salvatore 21,769]

another reason she needs to fucking LEAVE la

[honey dew 11,747]

the only things we know for CERTAIN straight from the horse's Juvederm mouth:

 

- the album is called Norman Fucking Rockwell

- it will be out "later this year"

- sonically, it is a "day-in-the-life", "mood" album; "no bangers", "Laurel Canyon sound", "surf elements", "Red Hot Chili Peppers influence"

- it is largely produced by Jack Antonoff

- there will be 13 tracks

- Mariners Apartment Complex is "the album's first public cut"

- Venice Bitch is "the second single from [her] new album Norman Fucking Rockwell" 

- "Hope" is "expected to make the final cut of the LP"

- How To Disappear is "the last song recorded for [the album]"

- the poetry book is called Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass

- it will feature prose, like happy and Quiet Waiter-Blue Forever, and haikus

- it will be distributed worldwide

 

consider everything else speculation at this point, this thread is turning into The Crucible

 

[godsmonster 14,216]

another reason she needs to fucking LEAVE la

and return to NY

I wanna see New York bad bitch "you know the addy pull up" Lana, but as a whole album

the only things we know for CERTAIN straight from the horse's Juvederm mouth:

 

- the album is called Norman Fucking Rockwell

- it will be out "later this year"

- sonically, it is a "day-in-the-life", "mood" album; "no bangers", "Laurel Canyon sound", "surf elements", "Red Hot Chili Peppers influence"

- it is largely produced by Jack Antonoff

- there will be 13 tracks

- Mariners Apartment Complex is "the album's first public cut"

- Venice Bitch is "the second single from [her] new album Norman Fucking Rockwell" 

- "Hope" is "expected to make the final cut of the LP"

- How To Disappear is "the last song recorded for [the album]"

- the poetry book is called Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass

- it will feature prose, like happy and Quiet Waiter-Blue Forever, and haikus

- it will be distributed worldwide

 

consider everything else speculation at this point, this thread is turning into The Crucible

 

did someone see Lana with the devil????

[ilovetati 15,297]

did someone see Lana with the devil????

Just the Stepford Wives she’s been hanging out with

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

I'm actually expecting a lot of modern references and imagery in the album (ipad, tesla) since l.a is such a tech city

I can't wait for my robot kids to listen back to NFR and be like

 

My kid: what the fuck is this beatless music in which the strings are struck by hammers... Why is this woman so sad...

 

Me: sweetie it's called a piano and it's Lana Del Rey now shush

 

My kid: .... Okay but what's an iPad and a Tesla.....

 

Me: it's was an electronic tablet you'd use to research info and chat with friends, and a Tesla was a car that automatically drove itself to your destination...

 

My kid: .... Okay but what's a car....

 

Me: ugh....

 

*Turns up NFR on the radio in our hoverbot 5000*

[Nobody 21,503]

I can't wait for my robot kids to listen back to NFR and be like

 

My kid: what the fuck is this beatless music in which the strings are struck by hammers... Why is this woman so sad...

 

Me: sweetie it's called a piano and it's Lana Del Rey now shush

 

My kid: .... Okay but what's an iPad and a Tesla.....

 

Me: it's was an electronic tablet you'd use to research info and chat with friends, and a Tesla was a car that automatically drove itself to your destination...

 

My kid: .... Okay but what's a car....

 

Me: ugh....

 

*Turns up NFR on the radio in our hoverbot 5000*

 

We'll all be dead due to climate change before this can happen