Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[LAman 3,223]

Lol @ Kevin replacing his "I never really liked Lana's music but Venice Bitch was good" tweet with one that just says "thank you Lana Del Rey". Cute.

ew he did that? good thing that was deleted 

[TrashMagiq 58,429]

I hate how Jack completely copied Venice Bitch's production for Joy Ride by Kevin Abstract. Like, could he not come up with something else. Venice Bitch should be one of a kind. Like, yes, the EP was inspired by Venice Bitch, but those strings and synths in Joy Ride sound exactly like Venice Bitch's production.

[violets 11,895]

So this was probably said, but do y'all think that Lana is technically releasing the poetry book through her insta, and then when she's done she'll release the album? Idk, but i feel like this is her compromise since that poetry book ain't gonna be released in book stores anytime soon...

it makes sense! the whole "$1" thing is kinda weird imo. i mean lana sells a basic hoodie for i think $70 on her website. if she was selling a poetry book i doubt it would be anywhere near a dollar. she seems to just talk from her ass this era. theres no point in posting every poem then just releasing a hard copy version ... like ma'am we already saw and read each one. 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

I hate how Jack completely copied Venice Bitch's production for Joy Ride by Kevin Abstract. Like, could he not come up with something else. Venice Bitch should be one of a kind. Like, yes, the EP was inspired by Venice Bitch, but those strings and synths in Joy Ride sound exactly like Venice Bitch's production.

 

It really does; I just listened. Everyone always acts like Jack is such a genius but I'd personally never trust anyone who dated Lena Dunham.

[movebaby 5,379]

I'd personally never trust anyone who dated Lena Dunham.

this a million times!! lol how do people overlook that so easily?

 

 

it's like on project runway when someone buys an ugly* fabric...it doesn't matter what you go on to make, you've already demonstrated where your taste levels lie and i want nothing to do with them

 

(*and for the sake of clarity in my stupid analogy, if it wasn't clear already, i'm not trying to bash lena dunham's looks; her appearance has nothing to do with my dislike of her)

[Cacciatore 19,347]

All I'm saying is that MAC, VB, HIAB, and Cinnamon would've made for a k i l l e r EP while we wait for the album

 

 

Fixed and agreed.

[Obduration 6,548]

It really does; I just listened. Everyone always acts like Jack is such a genius but I'd personally never trust anyone who dated Lena Dunham.

Lol I like it. It’s not like she’s releasing the album.

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

this thread is so painful to check, but I still check it

[yayoop 4,596]

*CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT* I don't think Yosemite actually exists... or Bartender either for that matter. Idk its just too shady that she would go through the motions of producing a song not to release it.

Love a good conspiracy

But sorry fam her 200+ unreleased produced songs say hi

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

i'm almost a psychic

 

https://www.instagram.com/stories/arianagrande/

 

(9th story)

[edgar allan heaux 521]

ALSO, lmfao @ NFR influencing another artist's album before it's released https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/8507962/kevin-abstract-arizona-baby-album-lana-del-rey

 

Legit, Lana is an anomaly in this fucking music world. Like her influence is just 

I was just thinking this the other week when Lana was getting a bunch of free publicity, between Billie Eilish constantly mentioning her and Azebra Bankrupt still vying for Lana’s attention. Like...she is truly THAT BITCH.

[13bitches 6,176]

this thread is so painful to check, but I still check it

This Thread Is a Painful Thing For a Stan Like Me to Check - But I Check It

[13bitches 6,176]

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[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Lana release something and fix my birthday challenge

[baddisease 17,653]

There's still 10 days in April for her to announce something.

[bluefiona 8,050]

I hate how Jack completely copied Venice Bitch's production for Joy Ride by Kevin Abstract. Like, could he not come up with something else. Venice Bitch should be one of a kind. Like, yes, the EP was inspired by Venice Bitch, but those strings and synths in Joy Ride sound exactly like Venice Bitch's production.

 

That's the problem when everyone uses the same producer. 

 

[American Whore 51,090]

Remember that pic Lana posted back in Feb in front of a painting, it’s captioned with “!?” emojis.

 

I know that date was when it was painted, but what if that date behind her held any meaning? It looks like 06-7-69 (or 79?) or 16-7-79. It even looks like 06-7-19 but I’m sure it’s not “19” if someone wants to post a receipt so I can’t figure out what this painting is and what that date is bc Idfk how to search about a painting when I know nothing about it

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

That's the problem when everyone uses the same producer. 

 

 

I'm expecting that Joy Ride/VB won't be the only comparison we will be making when NFR is finally released ...

Remember that pic Lana posted back in Feb in front of a painting, it’s captioned with “!?” emojis.

 

I know that date was when it was painted, but what if that date behind her held any meaning? It looks like 06-7-69 (or 79?) or 16-7-79. It even looks like 06-7-19 but I’m sure it’s not “19” if someone wants to post a receipt so I can’t figure out what this painting is and what that date is bc Idfk how to search about a painting when I know nothing about it

 

I think it was a Picasso lithograph but I could be wrong.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

Let's get sleuthin

http://instagram.com/p/BtzpXaAjz3i/

I think, I mean after all the times we've been wrong, June and July are coming, regardless. Idk what 69 might b, aside from the kink but yea

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

The date is 16/7/69. Type that + "Picasso" into Google, and

 

https://www.blouinartinfo.com/news/story/3542009/a-pablo-picasso-sketch-at-sothebys-upcoming-auction

 

We should just pretend it's the 16th of July and type it everywhere in the hope that she'll have to deny it if it isn't true to avoid disappointing everyone AGAIN.

 

I told you I like making stuff up.