Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[plastiscguy 63,441]

[Rorman Nockwell 56,994]

Loooool wtf

[Wynwood 19,967]

ok so lets agree that when the album is released we wont purchase it.

we must cut her off at her source and thats the money shes using to buy all that cha cha matcha

[ultrabanisters 46,195]

Loooool wtf

her residency era

[Marius 12,856]

Loooool wtf

What kind of fake is that

[violets 11,896]

Loooool wtf

omg just saw that too... girl how bored are these people 

[ultrabanisters 46,195]

"Lana Del Rey and Hot Teen Sensation Matthew Edward Hall Join Forces at The State Room! Doors Open 5PM!"

 

ma'am what the fuck

[violets 11,896]

Matthew Edward Hall

 

ma'am what the fuck

he probably did all that shit himself as some self promo

[movebaby 5,379]

what on god's green earth is this nonsense

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

So this is who Lana's collabing with in Utah huh

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

ok so lets agree that when the album is released we wont purchase it.

 

we must cut her off her source and thats the money shes using to buy all that cha cha matcha

It won't make a difference to her, but even the thought of spending my hard earned money on this album makes me sick to my stomach.

[heroindealer 11,283]

We trurly don’t deserve this......

I am the closest to unstanning than ever, a fucking mess

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,627]

Wow her punk rock days are incoming, can't wait for the summertime sadness screamo version to release

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Ok I’m gonna need people to cool it on saying she’s as basic as Halsey. Just cuz she’s pissing us off for whatever reason does not mean we can just throw around such serious insults. My word.

 

Halsey joined forces with BTS and release one of the best songs of the year aka Boy With Luv, what did Lana do this year other than annoy us? 

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,994]

he probably did all that shit himself as some self promo

 

She probably did it.

 

Lana Del Troll.

 

Maybe she's a Mormon now.

[Make me your Dream Life 88,927]

So this is who Lana's collabing with in Utah huh

Is this like, the clean profanity-proofed version of Tropico or something 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,927]

I genuinely believe this album would've been iconic had it came after Honeymoon but had a similar roll out to LFL (minus the delay).

I honestly feel like LFL was necessary though. I mean no doubt not her best work bc the lack of cohesiveness and how scattered her vision was for the record, but I really think she was experimenting her own work and possibly seeing what'd click or not. 

 

NFR, although we don't fucking know as much, could honestly just be another subtle album, like Charmbracelet to MC or something, that's what I think atm anyway. (Really not shitting on Charmbracelet, it's a great album, Mariah always servessszs)

 

When u put things in perspective to her past work that is, ofc 

[niandra lades 2,455]

 

she was Lana Del Rey. she was this gorgeous talented and shy girl from Placid who literally became a legend in only one piece. she served 5 heavenly albums (if you count a.k.a, smooch on you girl) and then.... gone. she lost the thing that we all loved so much about her and that actually.... made her being her. i think we all miss who she was. let's not forget the passionate, sexy and hard working girl she used to be.

Yeah, you're right. Damn lol this rlly hit me... Or am i just high

[Rorman Nockwell 56,994]

He went last year too and he'll probably go every year now since he married Anna Wintour's daughter 

 

Oh God I'm so glad she broke up with him. She really dodged a bullet. I know we already know but someone I know worked with him and everyone in the industry knows that he's a notorious womanising dirtbag. Will be very surprised if that marriage lasts and tbh I'm surprised Anna even allowed it because she must know what he's like.

 

ANYWAY Shawn Mendes isn't on that list and he's going to the Met Gala, so there is a very small glimmer of hope.

[Obduration 6,560]

b-b-but, she's not rich the way we think, Sal!!!

Lmfaooooo