Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Cacciatore 19,346]

If the theory of the three posts is real then the next one will be about NFR  ARE YOU READY GIRLIES?

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

oh god I miss you on my dick

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When I tell you I fucking choked on my food because of this. Loves it

[TrashMagiq 55,328]

nancy drews reunite, we're gonna DECODE the necklace and see if it's the PASSWORD

[bunoner 5,439]

nancy drews reunite, we're gonna DECODE the necklace and see if it's the PASSWORD

.clown

[immaterialboy 48]

If the theory of the three posts is real then the next one will be about NFR  ARE YOU READY GIRLIES?

 

can someone explain this theory 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,211]

nancy drews reunite, we're gonna DECODE the necklace and see if it's the PASSWORD

But, the answer is that she just doesn't openly give a fook. Case closed 

[Cacciatore 19,346]

can someone explain this theory 

 

@@RormanNockwell (I think) came up with this theory that Lana posts in threes, so these past three posts where personal posts and the next ones will be NFR related 

[lil aerosol 2,295]

nancy drews reunite, we're gonna DECODE the necklace and see if it's the PASSWORD

 

I think it says 'weyes blood pussy's wet'

[Make me your Dream Life 83,211]

oh god I miss you on my dick

Will u pls dm me this Venice remix ty ty 

[American Whore 47,598]

Will u pls dm me this Venice remix ty ty 

Titled ‘Venice Dick’

[Cacciatore 19,346]

As the professional clown that I am I tried to use the coordinates as the password and needless to say I failed miserably 

[Shadowheart 3,680]

she literally has clown lips

[AFFA 2,115]

Me driving through pacific coast highway when I suddenly spot Lana filming the music video for Love Song (dir. Chuck Grant)

 

 

[bummersummer 2,217]

It’s LA coordinates... bye...

 

ok but coordinates to WHERE exactly in LA...

 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,779]

@RormanNockwell (I think) came up with this theory that Lana posts in threes, so these past three posts where personal posts and the next ones will be NFR related 

 

She needs two more posts to balance her feed, according to my theory. You can tell by looking at the Vogue covers; when it's balanced they are all on the same row.

As the professional clown that I am I tried to use the coordinates as the password and needless to say I failed miserably 

 

I also tried lmao

[Make me your Dream Life 83,211]

Titled ‘Venice Dick’

Should my filter b off er on asking for a friend 

[Crimson and Clover 22,109]

 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,211]

I also tried lmao

Try matchasparklebb 

OMG SOMEONE POSTED A SNIPPET https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jp4lGg66DU

wtf 

[takeitdoen 10,615]

Reddit is now just full of posts announcing that Shazam has confirmed the track list. Like, every other post. Looooooooool

[Make me your Dream Life 83,211]

ok but coordinates to WHERE exactly in LA...

 

Probs to a whole foods/trader joes. I personally like gelsons but u know, gotta get that quality chai T powder 

Reddit is now just full of posts announcing that Shazam has confirmed the track list. Like, every other post. Looooooooool

I remember the whole Gaga soccer mom fiasco, we're so behind