Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Elle 122,857]

Good morning to the last day of nfr pre-release thread

 

 

It's bittersweet - make the most of it ladies, gents, and nonbinary friends!

The Post-Release Thread will be arriving midnight EST

[LanaCharts 1,980]

It’s doing pretty well on UK’s iTunes. I’m wondering if they added it to some radio stations lately. Btw. hope they’re gonna send Doin time to pop radio but this is probably my delusion.

BBC radio 1 added the song to their playlist ~3 weeks ago and BBC radio 2 added it this week, that’s why it’s rising and with the mv + discount it might reach the top 10 on iTunes & top 40 on the official charts. I doubt they’ll send it to pop radios in the US and it’s a shame because it had potential to become an even bigger hit

[Edelgard 1,849]

I think my fave is Cinnamon. I hate being basic, but I'm a sucker for how dreamy and pretty and emotional it is. It does things to me. Makes me wanna go out and get a boyfriend who's emotionally distant and doesn't love me as much as I love him, just so I can listen to it while thinking of all the things I want to say to him but can't. 

i definitely would not recommend this

[finalsong 442]

Anyone who has ordered off her store got dispatch emails yet? I wonder for the signed copies how long it could take to get them lol

[triangles19 2,463]

Do someone know if the uncensored CD Version got a poster/booklet inside or just a booklet ?

I don't know what version to pick tomorrow if I don't recieve the uncensored CD I preorderd.

[WildMustang 14,774]

Oh I love the album but I wish we hadn't heard so much of it 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,111]

I’m so emotional I just KNOW the Doin Time MV tomorrow is gonna leave me BALD

[Dominikx4 25,418]

Do someone know if the uncensored CD Version got a poster/booklet inside or just a booklet ?

 

I don't know what version to pick tomorrow if I don't recieve the uncensored CD I preorderd.

only the booklet. the poster is target exclusive

[Rorman Nockwell 56,968]

It's bittersweet, make the most of it ladies, gents, and nonbinary friends!

The Post-Release Thread will be arriving midnight EST

 

 

I made me a post in the middle of the night

It'll get me a "like" if I play my cards right

Photo or gif? I cannot decide

'Cause I didn't use a spoiler to hide

I'm just tryna keep this thread alive

With my shitposters, post through the night

Shitposters, our thread's alive

Posters, remember, it's shitposting time

'Cause you can still post before the deadline

And this thread's getting locked at midnight

Shit-t-t-posters, shit-t-t-posters, shit-t-t-posters

Ha ha ha haaaaa

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,417]

YALL HAVE less than 20 hours to get us to Page 4000 I BELUVW IN YALL

I’ll take this time to comment about what I think of the album

[HT71 182]

Anyone who has ordered off her store got dispatch emails yet? I wonder for the signed copies how long it could take to get them lol

 

Just checked and mine hasn't despatched yet

[amostori 780]

just woke up to the news that WE ARE GETTING A NEW MUSIC VIDEO FOR DOIN TIME

[KingJay 3,018]

Good morning to the last day of nfr pre-release thread

Omg, reading this made it so surreal woah. Holy fuck... it’s finally here...

 

Watch her push it back another month teehee

/issajoke

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,417]

BUT FIRST!!! A THROWBACK I know y’all remember this

 

 

 

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa...Whooo...wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees...please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of... The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) ...9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONT’D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this... Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONT’D) ...soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as... EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot. BARRY (sotto) She’s my cousin. ADAM She is? BARRY Yes, we’re all cousins. ADAM Right. You’re right. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a “thumb’s up”. The graduate bees APPLAUD. ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. "Bee Movie"

 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,111]

^girl put that in a spoiler b4 u get warned for spam

[kraljicabenzinske 11,489]

Everyone posting that the angels song comes out in 2 weeks.. didn’t lana literally said she doesn know tho... doesn’t the movie come out in october?

[x VB 12,508]

My NFR collectors edition was processed yesterday but still no confirmation email + my money are still on my card...wtf is happening?

[cashcomesquick 5,381]

California has been keeping me crying like a baby. I can’t imagine how she’s suffering from Barrie‘s absence in her life. All the references to UV (Flipside, SoC). Didn’t know there’s this kind of sadness (((((((((

[viagra 1,642]

California has been keeping me crying like a baby. I can’t imagine how she’s suffering from Barrie‘s absence in her life. All the references to UV (Flipside, SoC). Didn’t know there’s this kind of sadness (((((((((

Doesnt Barrie live in LA now tho?

[cashcomesquick 5,381]

Doesnt Barrie live in LA now tho?

 

Not sure about where he resides. I thought he went back to Europe