TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[Rust Dress 37,842]

there’s no reason to fight girls we’re literally getting song of the decade in less than 48 HOURS WHY ARENT WE PREPARING

 

 

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,979]

1 minute ago, Eclipse said:

It's not my problem there are no concrete news. Take it up with the managers and the lady herself.

so it's been confirmed. just say that next time bestie. 

[111 34,836]

Just now, littleredpartydress said:

The fact that every era the pre release threads are the same

 

At first everyone loves eclipse and other insiders for giving us info, then when they don’t give enough or exactly what was asked they are a worthless piece of crap with no life  

 

it ain’t that serious. I get it’s a little annoying not knowing for sure what’s going to happen, but we will literally know in like 12 to 24 hours

It's been the same for almost 6 years and 4 eras now. Only difference is I take myself less seriously nowadays and don't care about random f*gs switching on me daily.
 

Just now, Max said:

Anyway. The stuffed cabbage I have been cooking all day while not paying attention to my Zoom meeting are delicious. :chefskiss:

Cabbage as food?

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,979]

Just now, cinnamongirI said:

there’s no reason to fight girls we’re literally getting song of the decade in less than 48 HOURS WHY ARENT WE PREPARING

 

didn't you know that fights in the pre-release thread are ALWAYS tradition before a lana album/song drops?? i'm just keeping the thread alive.   

[AW Pussy 4,458]

2 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

The fact that every era the pre release threads are the same

 

At first everyone loves eclipse and other insiders for giving us info, then when they don’t give enough or exactly what was asked they are a worthless piece of crap with no life  

 

it ain’t that serious. I get it’s a little annoying not knowing for sure what’s going to happen, but we will literally know in like 12 to 24 hours and if it wasn’t for these people we would literally know NOTHING considering all Lana has done is post two  Instagram posts for the entire album 

I love @Eclipse

 

love you, bestie... no matter how much I crave for news 

[Lentilus 25,419]

Omg not some of y'all really hating on @Eclipse he skates on thin ice and the fbi must be monitoring him like 24/7. Be grateful! 

[Rust Dress 37,842]

Just now, xxmissdaytonaxx said:

 

didn't you know that fights in the pre-release thread are ALWAYS tradition before a lana album/song drops?? i'm just keeping the thread alive.   

clampigirl and PARADIXO will like to have a word with you

[Dominikx4 25,040]

anyways, we havent had a scat attack in quite some time so White Dress is definitely not coming

[littleredpartydress 49,386]

Just now, Dominikx4 said:

anyways, we havent had a scat attack in quite some time so White Dress is definitely not coming

Please don’t will that into existence 

[Rust Dress 37,842]

Just now, Dominikx4 said:

anyways, we havent had a scat attack in quite some time so White Dress is definitely not coming

my exact thoughts, like it’s concerning at this point

[West Coast 44,956]

8 minutes ago, Eclipse said:

 

Cabbage as food?

Excuse me but cabbages are rich in vitamin A and C and are basically like empty calories. So yeah I'm def eating that up. 

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,979]

1 minute ago, Max said:

Excuse me but cabbages are rich in vitamin A and C and are basically like empty calories. So yeah I'm def eating that up. 

 

cabbagegate incoming 

[cherri 2,134]

1 hour ago, lanasbottom said:

guys how do you post pics on here ? 

 

white dress tomorrow night we’re delusional in this household 

Since no one answered you 

Make an account on Imgur and upload ur pic there. It should give you a link with ‘.jpeg’ at the end. Copy + paste that link into the ‘Insert image from URL’ button  

 

To be on topic: My hopes are kinda low that White Dress will even drop tomorrow  But I also get the vibe she’ll post about it like an hour before it’s available on her youtube channel. Many possibilities to stay on team delulu inb4 no announcement and she posts a pic of her and clay in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness hunting for salmon like bears 

[lanasbottom 23,687]

5 minutes ago, cherri said:

Since no one answered you 

Make an account on Imgur and upload ur pic there. It should give you a link with ‘.jpeg’ at the end. Copy + paste that link into the ‘Insert image from URL’ button  

 

To be on topic: My hopes are kinda low that White Dress will drop tomorrow  But I also get the vibe she’ll post about it like an hour before it’s available on her youtube channel. Many possibilities to stay on team delulu inb4 no announcement and she posts a pic of her and clay in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness hunting for salmon like bears 

thank you so much bestie! i’ll do that then 

don’t worry they’ll regret it, i’ll call the music police, i have information that could lead to the arrest of lanaboards 

 

 

on topic tho i think nothings coming tomorrow with a slight chance of her pulling a "let me love you out tomorrow xx" even tho that chance seems to get smaller and smaller 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,432]

uncertainty's always so unsettling and simply put an update would be nice. 

[gasstationkween 5,425]

A little love for @Eclipse for keeping us sane let’s not be greedy girls, it’s not his responsibility to keep us updated remember 

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On 2/23/2021 at 1:05 PM, hip hop in the summer said:

lets hope that she announces white dress tomorrow, she is usually announcing things at wednesdays, isnt she? 

 

[lanabanana11 3,809]

whilst i do appreciate the info Eclipse gives us, I do have this small fantasy in my mind of how funny it would be if one day during a future era when he comes on to give us accronyms and picture puzzle teases, another brand new leaker pops up and just solves each and every one of the puzzles directly after he posts them, completely high-jacking the game

but in all seriousness i think it's super dumb for people to switch up and insult someone who has given us at least SOMETHING to do in the pre-release other than suggesting vinyl colors or posting non-lana songs that they hope the album sounds like, or talking about jack/NFR.

 

(also, i can assure everyone here that when I listen to white dress I won't remember a single acronym and look back at my "fond memories of decoding" seeing as in literally couldnt name a single letter from any of the ones he gave....the only thing ill remember is kings of leon, white stripes, and grass LOL)

[Thunder Revenant 20,712]

Miss @Eclipse is the OG attention seeker but can we not attack him just cause Lana and her team are a big bore? 

Some days y'all are literally crawling into his private parts and make a fool out of urselves with acronyms and stuff but  now you hate the poor sis because Miss Rey is high on matcha again and forgot to post about WD? That's unfair as f*ck

[bluelikeyou 2,861]

without @Eclipse we wouldn't be constantly on our toes!! it adds to the excitement instead of waiting for the announcement like sitting ducks! 

 

anyway I don't wanna fall asleep and miss the announcement we're never getting