TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[salvatore 21,763]

3 minutes ago, LemonadeHeavens said:

what is it going to be like when you listen to yosemite for the first time?

what is it going to be like? what is it going to be like????? what is it going to be like when i listen to my baby my godmother my light my holy divinity my mother the daughter and the holy spirit reborn rebirthed onto my holy lands on half dome??? it's going to fucking transcendent truly this is my song i've poured gallons and US fluid ounces of blood over soil and flower rings and sparked mushroom into hues of bioluminescent greens and shades of saccharine red this is something i've waited YEARS for down on my bruised hands and brittled knees taking my trachings from garham4anything and my fights against this godforsaken site and its unbelieving users to deliver myself onto greatness the only greatness the best greatness to come from greatness bestow greatness the greatest no mp3 the start of yosemite was a tumultuous alpha era and there isn't an omega the genesis of yosemite coming from the cultural shifting years of 2016 about life and love and the change of relationships over time and the pursuit of happiness in a landscape so primordial in comparison to the hustling modern nostalgia of Love's los angeles how lana had begun her career with video games and this same song being inspired by that same man the man and muse of her artistry pre-bullshit yosemite being the carrying drive and bookend to this chronological saga we call her discography how beautiful and breezy life can be finding herself in love with the normalcy and drudge of a relationship built for 2 meant for 1 and finding herself on the hills of yosemite surrounded by speakeasy flowers and toustling overgrowth of weeds and roots the pines the falls the geometry it isn't simple whatsoever it's divine it's sacred it's a land of permanent awe and wonder this song coming from Lana's lips the acoustic glass bottle coke daisy dancing ballad being the sister to lust for life's origins as best american record when it was truly the best american record one could find unparalleled with Malibu being the mother of the now orphaned Get Free the reminisce of Change being the grief-stricken realization that Yosemite hadn't been realistic and confined to a delusional paramount of growth the temple in the sky the fire atop the peaks of the mountains in ones life Yosemite was that pure beacon for me and herself when herself was defined by something greater this biblical testament adam and eve sworn away to secrecy of a different time i prayed and prayed and hunted and emailed journalists and found photographers for answers and clues i've combed the catacombs of magazines and interviews made corkboards of pieces structured together to find the whereabouts of this song that not even dirty cheeto tipped fingers of leakers had their hands on truly Yosemite was elusive and so unknown to everyone but me and myself and i knew best american record would recreate her resurgence on a new record and when MAC/VB were released and NFR was but a synopsis of a title I knew it had BAR in it's neon veins and i was right almost a year in advance and ever so patiently i waited and i waited and i knew that therefor and thereafter the godly sister of TNBAR would make her resurgence to the true sister record of NFR! in her her absolute and upon this realization I went into hibernation praying more and denouncing my image into pure sacrifice and now on the precipice of something greater Yosemite is being delivered the act of this song is 5 years in the making and 4 years of the waiting and i will be reborn in new light for the best song in her discography truly i will be reborn i am constantly being reborn and so is everyone else here you are all being reborn nothing will amount of the beauty and heaviness that'll be discerned from Yosemite i'm going to be released with light and power and i suggest everyone to start fucking running because i won

[fvck 2,223]

4 minutes ago, thatvenicebitch said:

Help did I miss something funny

 

nope. 

 

6 minutes ago, EndlessSummer said:

Eclipse rated chemtrails 4/5

 

didn’t he say before he only heard a few songs, not the entire album? 

 

[Lustformoney 40,375]

5 minutes ago, EndlessSummer said:

Eclipse rated chemtrails 4/5

 

he rated honeymoon 4.5/5

pls just when he had a meltdown and promised to not come here again, suddenly he heard the album

[Churchome Rep 3,209]

2 minutes ago, EndlessSummer said:

He recently rated honeymoon 4.5/5 thats all I could find

sounds like chemtrails will be a matter of personal preference then 

[Marius 12,358]

1 minute ago, salvatore said:

what is it going to be like? what is it going to be like????? what is it going to be like when i listen to my baby my godmother my light my holy divinity my mother the daughter and the holy spirit reborn rebirthed onto my holy lands on half dome??? it's going to fucking transcendent truly this is my song i've poured gallons and US fluid ounces of blood over soil and flower rings and sparked mushroom into hues of bioluminescent greens and shades of saccharine red this is something i've waited YEARS for down on my bruised hands and brittled knees taking my trachings from garham4anything and my fights against this godforsaken site and its unbelieving users to deliver myself onto greatness the only greatness the best greatness to come from greatness bestow greatness the greatest no mp3 the start of yosemite was a tumultuous alpha era and there isn't an omega the genesis of yosemite coming from the cultural shifting years of 2016 about life and love and the change of relationships over time and the pursuit of happiness in a landscape so primordial in comparison to the hustling modern nostalgia of Love's los angeles how lana had begun her career with video games and this same song being inspired by that same man the man and muse of her artistry pre-bullshit yosemite being the carrying drive and bookend to this chronological saga we call her discography how beautiful and breezy life can be finding herself in love with the normalcy and drudge of a relationship built for 2 meant for 1 and finding herself on the hills of yosemite surrounded by speakeasy flowers and toustling overgrowth of weeds and roots the pines the falls the geometry it isn't simple whatsoever it's divine it's sacred it's a land of permanent awe and wonder this song coming from Lana's lips the acoustic glass bottle coke daisy dancing ballad being the sister to lust for life's origins as best american record when it was truly the best american record one could find unparalleled with Malibu being the mother of the now orphaned Get Free the reminisce of Change being the grief-stricken realization that Yosemite hadn't been realistic and confined to a delusional paramount of growth the temple in the sky the fire atop the peaks of the mountains in ones life Yosemite was that pure beacon for me and herself when herself was defined by something greater this biblical testament adam and eve sworn away to secrecy of a different time i prayed and prayed and hunted and emailed journalists and found photographers for answers and clues i've combed the catacombs of magazines and interviews made corkboards of pieces structured together to find the whereabouts of this song that not even dirty cheeto tipped fingers of leakers had their hands on truly Yosemite was elusive and so unknown to everyone but me and myself and i knew best american record would recreate her resurgence on a new record and when MAC/VB were released and NFR was but a synopsis of a title I knew it had BAR in it's neon veins and i was right almost a year in advance and ever so patiently i waited and i waited and i knew that therefor and thereafter the godly sister of TNBAR would make her resurgence to the true sister record of NFR! in her her absolute and upon this realization I went into hibernation praying more and denouncing my image into pure sacrifice and now on the precipice of something greater Yosemite is being delivered the act of this song is 5 years in the making and 4 years of the waiting and i will be reborn in new light for the best song in her discography truly i will be reborn i am constantly being reborn and so is everyone else here you are all being reborn nothing will amount of the beauty and heaviness that'll be discerned from Yosemite i'm going to be released with light and power and i suggest everyone to start fucking running because i won

I didn’t read this but PERIOD 

[White Hot Forever 4,138]

2 minutes ago, salvatore said:

what is it going to be like? what is it going to be like????? what is it going to be like when i listen to my baby my godmother my light my holy divinity my mother the daughter and the holy spirit reborn rebirthed onto my holy lands on half dome??? it's going to fucking transcendent truly this is my song i've poured gallons and US fluid ounces of blood over soil and flower rings and sparked mushroom into hues of bioluminescent greens and shades of saccharine red this is something i've waited YEARS for down on my bruised hands and brittled knees taking my trachings from garham4anything and my fights against this godforsaken site and its unbelieving users to deliver myself onto greatness the only greatness the best greatness to come from greatness bestow greatness the greatest no mp3 the start of yosemite was a tumultuous alpha era and there isn't an omega the genesis of yosemite coming from the cultural shifting years of 2016 about life and love and the change of relationships over time and the pursuit of happiness in a landscape so primordial in comparison to the hustling modern nostalgia of Love's los angeles how lana had begun her career with video games and this same song being inspired by that same man the man and muse of her artistry pre-bullshit yosemite being the carrying drive and bookend to this chronological saga we call her discography how beautiful and breezy life can be finding herself in love with the normalcy and drudge of a relationship built for 2 meant for 1 and finding herself on the hills of yosemite surrounded by speakeasy flowers and toustling overgrowth of weeds and roots the pines the falls the geometry it isn't simple whatsoever it's divine it's sacred it's a land of permanent awe and wonder this song coming from Lana's lips the acoustic glass bottle coke daisy dancing ballad being the sister to lust for life's origins as best american record when it was truly the best american record one could find unparalleled with Malibu being the mother of the now orphaned Get Free the reminisce of Change being the grief-stricken realization that Yosemite hadn't been realistic and confined to a delusional paramount of growth the temple in the sky the fire atop the peaks of the mountains in ones life Yosemite was that pure beacon for me and herself when herself was defined by something greater this biblical testament adam and eve sworn away to secrecy of a different time i prayed and prayed and hunted and emailed journalists and found photographers for answers and clues i've combed the catacombs of magazines and interviews made corkboards of pieces structured together to find the whereabouts of this song that not even dirty cheeto tipped fingers of leakers had their hands on truly Yosemite was elusive and so unknown to everyone but me and myself and i knew best american record would recreate her resurgence on a new record and when MAC/VB were released and NFR was but a synopsis of a title I knew it had BAR in it's neon veins and i was right almost a year in advance and ever so patiently i waited and i waited and i knew that therefor and thereafter the godly sister of TNBAR would make her resurgence to the true sister record of NFR! in her her absolute and upon this realization I went into hibernation praying more and denouncing my image into pure sacrifice and now on the precipice of something greater Yosemite is being delivered the act of this song is 5 years in the making and 4 years of the waiting and i will be reborn in new light for the best song in her discography truly i will be reborn i am constantly being reborn and so is everyone else here you are all being reborn nothing will amount of the beauty and heaviness that'll be discerned from Yosemite i'm going to be released with light and power and i suggest everyone to start fucking running because i won

 

I ain’t reading all that i’m happy for you tho or sorry that happened

[EndlessSummer 3,399]

his other ratings (from 2019 tweet)

 

AKA - 7/10
Born To Die - 8/10
Paradise - 7.5/10
Ultraviolence - 10/10
Honeymoon - 9.5/10 (4.5/5 in a recent tweet)
Lust For Life  - 7/10
Norman Fucking Rockwell! - 9/10

 

COCC - 4/5

[AFFA 2,115]

3 minutes ago, salvatore said:

what is it going to be like? what is it going to be like????? what is it going to be like when i listen to my baby my godmother my light my holy divinity my mother the daughter and the holy spirit reborn rebirthed onto my holy lands on half dome??? it's going to fucking transcendent truly this is my song i've poured gallons and US fluid ounces of blood over soil and flower rings and sparked mushroom into hues of bioluminescent greens and shades of saccharine red this is something i've waited YEARS for down on my bruised hands and brittled knees taking my trachings from garham4anything and my fights against this godforsaken site and its unbelieving users to deliver myself onto greatness the only greatness the best greatness to come from greatness bestow greatness the greatest no mp3 the start of yosemite was a tumultuous alpha era and there isn't an omega the genesis of yosemite coming from the cultural shifting years of 2016 about life and love and the change of relationships over time and the pursuit of happiness in a landscape so primordial in comparison to the hustling modern nostalgia of Love's los angeles how lana had begun her career with video games and this same song being inspired by that same man the man and muse of her artistry pre-bullshit yosemite being the carrying drive and bookend to this chronological saga we call her discography how beautiful and breezy life can be finding herself in love with the normalcy and drudge of a relationship built for 2 meant for 1 and finding herself on the hills of yosemite surrounded by speakeasy flowers and toustling overgrowth of weeds and roots the pines the falls the geometry it isn't simple whatsoever it's divine it's sacred it's a land of permanent awe and wonder this song coming from Lana's lips the acoustic glass bottle coke daisy dancing ballad being the sister to lust for life's origins as best american record when it was truly the best american record one could find unparalleled with Malibu being the mother of the now orphaned Get Free the reminisce of Change being the grief-stricken realization that Yosemite hadn't been realistic and confined to a delusional paramount of growth the temple in the sky the fire atop the peaks of the mountains in ones life Yosemite was that pure beacon for me and herself when herself was defined by something greater this biblical testament adam and eve sworn away to secrecy of a different time i prayed and prayed and hunted and emailed journalists and found photographers for answers and clues i've combed the catacombs of magazines and interviews made corkboards of pieces structured together to find the whereabouts of this song that not even dirty cheeto tipped fingers of leakers had their hands on truly Yosemite was elusive and so unknown to everyone but me and myself and i knew best american record would recreate her resurgence on a new record and when MAC/VB were released and NFR was but a synopsis of a title I knew it had BAR in it's neon veins and i was right almost a year in advance and ever so patiently i waited and i waited and i knew that therefor and thereafter the godly sister of TNBAR would make her resurgence to the true sister record of NFR! in her her absolute and upon this realization I went into hibernation praying more and denouncing my image into pure sacrifice and now on the precipice of something greater Yosemite is being delivered the act of this song is 5 years in the making and 4 years of the waiting and i will be reborn in new light for the best song in her discography truly i will be reborn i am constantly being reborn and so is everyone else here you are all being reborn nothing will amount of the beauty and heaviness that'll be discerned from Yosemite i'm going to be released with light and power and i suggest everyone to start fucking running because i won

[honeybadger 40,620]

Just now, salvatore said:

truly i will be reborn i am constantly being reborn and so is everyone else here you are all being reborn nothing will amount of the beauty and heaviness that'll be discerned from Yosemite i'm going to be released with light and power and i suggest everyone to start fucking running because i won

 

this is the highlight from your manifesto i think.... can't wait to be reborn  

[salvatore 21,763]

elle says i have ban immunity and actually get admin powers on march 19th so i am IP banning anyone that is mean about yosemite

[honeybadger 40,620]

5 minutes ago, EndlessSummer said:

his other ratings

 

AKA - 7/10
Born To Die - 8/10
Paradise - 7.5/10
Ultraviolence - 10/10
Honeymoon - 9.5/10 (4.5/5 in a recent tweet)
Lust For Life  - 7/10
Norman Fucking Rockwell! - 9/10

 

COCC - 4/5

 

no taste with aka at 7/10..... so opinion does not matter 

[salvatore 21,763]

4 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

this is the highlight from your manifesto i think.... can't wait to be reborn  

thank you jelly ferret

[Furor Poeticus 15,553]

The way Yosemite will be a highlight of her career periodt.

It's also fun how she's described BAR/Yosemite as sister songs and now they're both included on sister records. Gurl...

[salvatore 21,763]

Just now, HyperVelvet said:

The way Yosemite will be a highlight of her career periodt.

It's also fun how she's described BAR/Yosemite as sister songs and now they're both included on sister records. Gurl...

this is the vision U see it the trilogy of Lust for Life into NFR to COTCC looking outward outwardly inward 

[lanasbottom 23,687]

not to stir the pot  but in the words of the great beyoncé "you know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation" like y’all have been fighting over the same shit for the past 4 days it’s kinda tiring.... at one point do y’all hate him...or do. you. not ?? (yes sing it to the tune of hiab) i don’t care for miss eclipse or his little games but don’t forget he gives us more info than lazy Lanzi ever did in the past 5 years so either be grateful for him or hate him but don’t switch every 24 hours

 

WD out next friday girls let’s GOoo

 

[Furor Poeticus 15,553]

I hope Yosemite being a fan favourite will encourage her to drop some more of the unreleased songs we've been dying to hear

(Thots and prayes for Dealer, RBFY...)

[venicebitx 6,017]

10 minutes ago, salvatore said:

what is it going to be like? what is it going to be like????? what is it going to be like when i listen to my baby my godmother my light my holy divinity my mother the daughter and the holy spirit reborn rebirthed onto my holy lands on half dome??? it's going to fucking transcendent truly this is my song i've poured gallons and US fluid ounces of blood over soil and flower rings and sparked mushroom into hues of bioluminescent greens and shades of saccharine red this is something i've waited YEARS for down on my bruised hands and brittled knees taking my trachings from garham4anything and my fights against this godforsaken site and its unbelieving users to deliver myself onto greatness the only greatness the best greatness to come from greatness bestow greatness the greatest no mp3 the start of yosemite was a tumultuous alpha era and there isn't an omega the genesis of yosemite coming from the cultural shifting years of 2016 about life and love and the change of relationships over time and the pursuit of happiness in a landscape so primordial in comparison to the hustling modern nostalgia of Love's los angeles how lana had begun her career with video games and this same song being inspired by that same man the man and muse of her artistry pre-bullshit yosemite being the carrying drive and bookend to this chronological saga we call her discography how beautiful and breezy life can be finding herself in love with the normalcy and drudge of a relationship built for 2 meant for 1 and finding herself on the hills of yosemite surrounded by speakeasy flowers and toustling overgrowth of weeds and roots the pines the falls the geometry it isn't simple whatsoever it's divine it's sacred it's a land of permanent awe and wonder this song coming from Lana's lips the acoustic glass bottle coke daisy dancing ballad being the sister to lust for life's origins as best american record when it was truly the best american record one could find unparalleled with Malibu being the mother of the now orphaned Get Free the reminisce of Change being the grief-stricken realization that Yosemite hadn't been realistic and confined to a delusional paramount of growth the temple in the sky the fire atop the peaks of the mountains in ones life Yosemite was that pure beacon for me and herself when herself was defined by something greater this biblical testament adam and eve sworn away to secrecy of a different time i prayed and prayed and hunted and emailed journalists and found photographers for answers and clues i've combed the catacombs of magazines and interviews made corkboards of pieces structured together to find the whereabouts of this song that not even dirty cheeto tipped fingers of leakers had their hands on truly Yosemite was elusive and so unknown to everyone but me and myself and i knew best american record would recreate her resurgence on a new record and when MAC/VB were released and NFR was but a synopsis of a title I knew it had BAR in it's neon veins and i was right almost a year in advance and ever so patiently i waited and i waited and i knew that therefor and thereafter the godly sister of TNBAR would make her resurgence to the true sister record of NFR! in her her absolute and upon this realization I went into hibernation praying more and denouncing my image into pure sacrifice and now on the precipice of something greater Yosemite is being delivered the act of this song is 5 years in the making and 4 years of the waiting and i will be reborn in new light for the best song in her discography truly i will be reborn i am constantly being reborn and so is everyone else here you are all being reborn nothing will amount of the beauty and heaviness that'll be discerned from Yosemite i'm going to be released with light and power and i suggest everyone to start fucking running because i won

Did u left fifth harmony?

 

jk xx

[salvatore 21,763]

1 minute ago, venicebitx said:

Did u left fifth harmony?

 

jk xx

who the Fuck is that

[Get Drunk 17,480]

9 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

 

13 minutes ago, salvatore said:

truly i will be reborn i am constantly being reborn and so is everyone else here you are all being reborn nothing will amount of the beauty and heaviness that'll be discerned from Yosemite i'm going to be released with light and power and i suggest everyone to start fucking running because i won

 

this is the highlight from your manifesto i think.... can't wait to be reborn  

 

I’m sorry but this is literally the funniest thing I’ve read on this thread I giggled so hard it’s so dumb I love you guys

[ultrabanisters 37,189]

yosemite apparently the worst song with BUS  i knew this would happen