TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[partymonster 4,565]

lana and the mystery jig is up she needs to give us a documentary NOW 

[Furor Poeticus 15,565]

No more cassette catastrophe will happen again. Shenanigans like that should remain in the NFR pre-release era of endless suffering 

[Future Jazz 8,944]

the way when we got the preorder i wanted to prove myself i was strong enough not to listen to white dress or the 30-second snippets before March 19 and here we are and i haven't listened to white dress or the 30-second snippets but not for the reasons I would have thought  

[fvck 2,223]

so bored.

 

[The Stargirl Pinky 67,151]

Just now, Future Jazz said:

the way when we got the preorder i wanted to prove myself i was strong enough not to listen to white dress or the 30-second snippets before March 19 and here we are and i haven't listened to white dress or the 30-second snippets but not for the reasons I would have thought  

For all the right reasons? 

[Lentilus 25,412]

18 minutes ago, Elle said:

Remember that posting a leak of COTCC on LanaBoards will result in an immediate, permanent ban!  I’ll be keeping my eye on you these next following days...

 

I’d also just like to that this time to encourage everyone to not “manifest” leaks! I must admit, all the talk of hoping for leaks is sort of disheartening to see. The album is so close, and it would be nice to finally have a completely leak-free album release. Respect Lana & her art, and wish for the best - not the worst! (& if you wont do it for Lana’s sake, at least do it for my sake. I really don’t want to have to deal with another leak fiasco) xx

Don't worry about me @Elle I'll behave. If that's your order! 

[Future Jazz 8,944]

every journalist that interviewed her during the LFL era when those bongos on track 8 sound familiar 

[past the bushes 30,906]

Madonna when the party Lana talks about in Dark But Just A Game sounds familiar

[Fingertips 72,117]

J.R.R Tolkien when he hears "Not All Who Wander are Lost"

 

[Future Jazz 8,944]

the candle starting to wonder what's wrong with the wind after tjf and yosemite play

[Surf Noir 189,469]

david lynch when he listens to "wild at heart" 

[Future Jazz 8,944]

the entire world when they realize the song titled 'dance till we die' isn't about a techno club in berlin but about a 110-year-old lady

[Surf Noir 189,469]

conspiracy theorists when they listen to cotcc and they realize that it's just about the anxiety and uncertainty that can come with everyday, happy, peaceful life 

 

[Fingertips 72,117]

the universe when it realizes it must PURCHASE a song titled "For Free," despite the song title

 

[Vanilla Icy 29,592]

the little red party dress when it finds out lana retired her for a white dress 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,250]

37 minutes ago, HyperVelvet said:

We're all losing human decency, aren't we?

COCC but just a game 

[Fingertips 72,117]

the other waitresses at Lake Placid when they listen to White Dress

 

[Surf Noir 189,469]

the white dress in lana's closet when they find out that lana released "white dress" but they're still stuck in her closet 

[menslayer 18,263]

Feels like
it feels like

You know it feels like

September 5th

[Future Jazz 8,944]

yosemite when it agrees to leave its four-year-long nap only to be called the worst song on the album