Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Poor Stacy 11,996]

3 hours ago, lanasbottom said:

not the twitter idiots saying she’s just trolling to be petty ??? anyways, to porove she’s not and she’s probably not lying like last time: 

 

- she never made an official announcement post on insta when she mentioned the september 5th date in qftc but this time SHE DID + she gave the title 

 

- zach dawes produced dealer, which she kept last minute BECAUSE she knew she’d release her angry rock magnum opus a few months after cocc

 

- ben confirmed that she worked with zach on the cover album AND a second unknown album with “a personal title that reflects her last 18 months experiences" WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY ROCK CANDY SWEET omg 

 

- her keeping the cover album and dealer, both zach produced IS NOT A COINCIDENCE 

 

BOOKMARK THIS YALL 

 

 

Damn...

 

Plus the controversies she's had over the past 18 months, including that "Fuck you" video in January... I'm ready for her full fledged, chaotic, rock energy. This is going to be her Yeezus. And even if it bombs critically, she still has the universally acclaimed Chemtrails to fall back on.  Bloop!

[BoardingSchool 2,917]

I keep expecting this whole thing to be a hoax somehow, but it isn't April 1 yet, so...

 

Got a lollipop rock candy, I'll give you some. 

[ChaoticLipster 24,612]

I like the title it’s clever, I hope it’s intense especially if dealer is on it, lots of shouting and calling everyone out that has ever said shit about her. I want In my feelings, Fucked my way up to the top on steroids. Lots of guitar and psychedelic vibes.  No more piano lullabies. 

[NikoGo 60,712]

Just now, uvbabe said:

 

We'll be having fun talking and daydreaming about it while being conscious that June 1st means nothing and we don't actually trust her. Can we? 

yes! I’m already looking forward to the meltdowns in May leading up to June 1st

 

“The source code says may 1st preorder soon!!”

”Shes surprise dropping it”

”she hasn’t said it’s not coming, it’s still coming”

 

are all going to be 100% genuine posts 

 

and then we’ll all get super angry around May 25th when there’s no promo single, no lead single, nothing 

 

I do think the album will come out this year though! So I’m half delulu

[cherrycokes 898]

She better not release 10 different vinyl variants with this album...my wallet can’t take it 

[American Whore 51,258]

1 minute ago, cherrycokes said:

She better not release 10 different vinyl variants with this album...my wallet can’t take it 

same i only have like 4 of them and i want them all..... 

[Jim raised me up 85]

Maybe Rock Candy Sweet will be the COCC Paradise Edition

and btw I love me some candy sweet COCC paradise

[May 13,311]

kinda unrelated but tbh if this album is as explosive and angry as she’s hinting at then a lot of ppl in this fanbase need to let this be the era that they stop getting worked up over reviews & critics bc there’s a good chance she’ll end up getting dragged thru the pits .. personally ima just let her have her angry moment and only pay attention to the content this era, she can get a 30 on metacritic for all i care

[ChaoticLipster 24,612]

3 minutes ago, Nikogo said:

yes! I’m already looking forward to the meltdowns in May leading up to June 1st

 

“The source code says may 1st preorder soon!!”

”Shes surprise dropping it”

”she hasn’t said it’s not coming, it’s still coming”

 

are all going to be 100% genuine posts 

 

and then we’ll all get super angry around May 25th when there’s no promo single, no lead single, nothing 

 

I do think the album will come out this year though! So I’m half delulu

I think it’s possible she’s been hard at work at the album for a few months and maybe it’s not far from done. Jack said ‘now back to the studio’.  So the album coming out in summer is doable.

[renaissance 8,329]

there is no album coming june 1st <3

[honeybadger 40,619]

i don't believe it but i do. something'll come at some point that's all i need and in the meantime i have cocc nfr lfl hm uv btd aka and unreleased to tide me over, i'll be okay

 

but  out june 1st 

[wild caged animal 19,763]

"The best ones lost their minds but I'm not gonna change"

[Dark Angel 201,852]

maybe the title track will be tulsa jesus freak 2.0... they rhyme  

[ShadesOfFool 20,117]

She owes us a sexy lingerie photoshoot to make up for all the bullshit

[anwdelrey 9,269]

1 minute ago, wild caged animal said:

"The best ones lost their minds but I'm not gonna change"

The way that entire song is a self-drag omg. 

[NikoGo 60,712]

2 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

I think it’s possible she’s been hard at work at the album for a few months and maybe it’s not far from done. Jack said ‘now back to the studio’.  So the album coming out in summer is doable.

I completely agree she’s been hard at work! She’s been hinting at a new album heavily since November! She tweeted it in November, did her livestream election night saying she was recording, talked about it in the latest magazine, and more
 

Chemtrails wasn’t far from being done in May when she announced it (literally completed the next month) and we still didn’t get it until yesterday. 
 

things go on behind the scenes that we aren’t aware of (having to hire a photographer, vinyls, merch, promo). She can’t just decided to release an album in 2 months when the label hasn’t had a chance to do anything. She had to wait 4 months (November-March) for COTCC to be ready. 
 

A June release is super unlikely 

 

[American Whore 51,258]

y'all this time i'm not listening to the leaks. no sir no ma'am i won't do it

[unfunny 94]

Not “COCC paradise” ?

[littleredpartydress 49,871]

22 minutes ago, cinnamongirI said:

@littleredpartydress you should go. do it for your fellow lanaboardians 

I am going!

[UltraviolenceMike 1,252]

2 minutes ago, Nikogo said:

I completely agree she’s been hard at work! She’s been hinting at a new album heavily since November! She tweeted it in November, did her livestream election night saying she was recording, talked about it in the latest magazine, and more
 

Chemtrails wasn’t far from being done in May when she announced it (literally completed the next month) and we still didn’t get it until yesterday. 
 

things go on behind the scenes that we aren’t aware of (having to hire a photographer, vinyls, merch, promo). She can’t just decided to release an album in 2 months when the label hasn’t had a chance to do anything. She had to wait 4 months (November-March) for COTCC to be ready. 
 

A June release is super unlikely 

 

I agree but, I’m curious if maybe this has been in the works for a while and that’s why it’ll be ready for June. However why did she have to say June first like we all know that’s a Tuesday. Make it make sense

1 minute ago, HydroponicWeeds said:

y'all this time i'm not listening to the leaks. no sir no ma'am i won't do it

We’ve been fed so much I’m just gonna let this one come to me naturally. I say now. Lol