Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Venice Peach 52,978]

Emmagate 

[Pink Flamingo 16,095]

Since "soonish" has been more than one month and a half I can't help but to think that "later later" means the beginning of 2022. 

[shady 3,749]

32 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

Spoiler

Elizabeth Woolridge Grant (born June 21, 1949), known professionally as Sparkle Jump Rope Queen, is an American singer-songwriter. Her music is noted for its stylized, low quality and exploration of themes of sadness, tragic romance, trailer parks, old rich men and Elvis thirst, containing many references to pop culture, particularly 50s and 60s Americana. Sparkle Jump Rope Queen became worldwide famous with the hit singles "Boom Like That", "Unidentified Flying Bill" (featuring the country legend Nikki Lane) , "Coconut & Key Lime Pie" and "Roll With Me", from her debut album "American Sweetheart". She is also known for her groundbreaking music videos, unlike anything in the music industry right now. The usually 4 minute long music videos are made from vintage movie clips and low quality snippets of the artist dancing in her trailer with seashell bikini, garden panties and the American flag.

 

 

Girl, just because she made amazing videos in the past doesn't mean she will now. The description of the videos are obviously describing her BTD era, to be more specific Video Games, Summertime Sadness, Ride and National Anthem and they're iconic. The music video for Arcadia is literally just her standing behind the window and then twirling in the kitchen. 

[YourGirl666 12,073]

5 minutes ago, shady said:

 The music video for Arcadia is literally just her standing behind the window and then twirling in the kitchen. 

Wait till she turns

Into a wildfire

To end homophobia

With only her smile

And seashell bikini

 

Baby she'll explode the hotel

With Afrodite energy

With laser from her boobs

And take off

 

To the legendary

Arcaaaaaaaadiaaaa

To the legendary

AAAAAAARRRCAAADIA

 

[plastiscguy 58,043]

Spoiler

 

[past the bushes 30,906]

first #MaGate  and now #EmmaGate, I'll gladly take the warning point if we get the smiley @mods

[Surf Noir 188,784]

13 minutes ago, shady said:

 

Girl, just because she made amazing videos in the past doesn't mean she will now. The description of the videos are obviously describing her BTD era, to be more specific Video Games, Summertime Sadness, Ride and National Anthem and they're iconic. The music video for Arcadia is literally just her standing behind the window and then twirling in the kitchen. 

 

i'm pretty sure their reply was mostly a joke

[YourGirl666 12,073]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

i'm pretty sure their reply was mostly a joke

Chicken running barefeet while my heart goes boom like that boom like that boom like that boom like that boom like that boom like that boom like that

[Surf Noir 188,784]

2 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

Chicken running barefeet while my heart goes boom like that boom like that boom like that boom like that boom like that boom like that boom like that

 

make a tracklist and show 'em how it's done! 

[Pink Flamingo 16,095]

Has BOZ said anything new?

[Pink Flamingo 16,095]

The least I expect from Lana is to promote the album with presentations or videos of this type.

 

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever (Live From The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon/2021) - YouTube

 

 

[The Stargirl Pinky 66,989]

3 hours ago, DeluluKing said:

Let me luv u like a woman

let me hold u like a bebe

 

 

“Let me luv u like a woman - let me hold u like a bébé” feat Moira Roberts

[YourGirl666 12,073]

mai cherz

the ciara mall dress

mai ri

evry hai & baiuai

dat u trace uif ur chickenfeet

laik a toy otta

ham ya hand ovame

laik a lend rova

[Surf Noir 188,784]

21 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

mai cherz

the ciara mall dress

mai ri

evry hai & baiuai

dat u trace uif ur chickenfeet

laik a toy otta

ham ya hand ovame

laik a lend rova

 

me trying to comprehend this 

[SalvaWHORE 32,795]

Me watching y'all abusing this gif on the thread:

[Super Movie 50,275]

Guys, Lana's just playing the quiet game...she's really good at it! 

[CinnamonGay 10,513]

Mike dean seems pissed about kanye...

 

And he said "dont ask me abt other releases"

 

On his twitter omg

[Surf Noir 188,784]

2 minutes ago, CinnamonGay said:

Mike dean seems pissed about kanye...

 

And he said "dont ask me abt other releases"

 

On his twitter omg

 

his question for the culture is coming 

[Jaeden xx 7,123]

lana after creating another fake date for the album release  

[DeadSeaOfMercury 19,239]

Where is that Emma Roberts gif from???