Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[mlittle11 12,234]

1 minute ago, Writer In The Dark said:

Ummm... How about PIANO ballads and PIANO ballads only? Seems realistic.

a lipster can dream 

[Dark Angel 203,637]

lana del rey serving greek mythology omnipotent sad girl wizard of oz surf noir early spring morning coney island queen of new york city trailer park darling pink hydrangea jessica rabbit psychedelic rock blues-inspired country queen of alternative when?

[YourGirl666 13,254]

This thread is turning into a wildfire due to intense delulu energy 

[Flowerbomb 65,595]

All of you are missing the mark.

 

Lana is obv going to give us a soft serve lime gelato, white frangipani stained glass window  italian renaissance-esque davinici code inspired music with mandolins, rich church organs and castrated choir boy backing vocals with cathedral reverb and mary magdalene whore culture symbolism in the lyrics

[mlittle11 12,234]

6 minutes ago, Bunny Mozart said:

All of you are missing the mark.

 

Lana is obv going to give us a soft serve lime gelato, white frangipani stained glass window  italian renaissance-esque davinici code inspired music with mandolins, rich church organs and castrated choir boy backing vocals with cathedral reverb and mary magdalene whore culture symbolism in the lyrics

PLSSSSS

[past the bushes 30,940]

Delulu River keeps rollin' (BoZ...) 

With or without him 

Delulu River keeps rollin' (BoZ...) 

Without him, oh, my insider 

[Vertimus 9,680]

LDR Only Fans when? 

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,265]

7 minutes ago, Vertimus said:

LDR Only Fans when? 

Actual footage of my LDR OnlyFans where I sing along to each record 

[Pink Flamingo 17,169]

Something's coming this week, I just know it. 

Why don't fans ask Lana for information about the album? Whenever they are with her they never ask her anything.

[Dark Angel 203,637]

7 minutes ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

Something's coming this week, I just know it. 

Why don't fans ask Lana for information about the album? Whenever they are with her they never ask her anything.

 

it's probably because they don't wanna annoy her or anything like that, honestly if i saw her in real life i'd probably feel terrified of even saying hi  let alone ask about the album when we all know she's very low-key about it  

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,856]

Lana Post Tommorow:

 

dear f@gs and hags, i am quitting being a chanteuse in order to become Nikki Lane’s Tour Manager. Please stay following while this account switched over to Nikki Lane Updates America. Blue Bannisters is cancelled but you may wake up one morning SoOn to me and nikkis country record. Don’t worry I will still be releasing my poems questions and manifestos ( as well as tiddy selfies) as we enter this third wave of feminism.

Random Wilde Free

Lana May Jailer , tour manager of The Highway Queen

[Pink Flamingo 17,169]

I love the way Lana says "it's true, darling" in WW, that way of singing is so iconic. Hope there is more of that in LDR 8

[rosemeadexclusivebbnewyorkcity 2,812]

This thread is moving into literary apocalypse.

[COCC 29,554]

My reaction when I see fans meeting her but not asking her about BB

 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,156]

me opening this thread

 

[Dark Angel 203,637]

when we receive a notification that she's posted but it's actually her promoting tex & mex's debut album

 

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

Niko and topanga fuming and releasing their debut album

 

THEY ARE NOT US .

 

An album fully directed at T&M and how they hog Lana all day. 

 

 

[COCC 29,554]

Just now, CinnamonGay said:

Niko and topanga fuming and releasing their debut album

 

THEY ARE NOT US .

 

An album fully directed at T&M and how they hog Lana all day. 

 

 

SOTY: Who‘s a good boy? 

[Dark Angel 203,637]

1 minute ago, COCC said:

SOTY: Who‘s a good boy? 

 

their hit single "beggin' strips" will be the #1 song on the billboard hot 100 for 45 weeks and their debut album will win 25 grammys

 

[COCC 29,554]

4 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

their hit single "beggin' strips" will be the #1 song on the billboard hot 100 for 45 weeks and their debut album will win 25 grammys

 

Billie during the grammy ceremony