Jack Antonoff Thirst Thread

[knives 2,524]

this pandemic needs to end already

 

[COCC 29,554]

9 hours ago, RormanNockwell said:

I find him so creepy it's unreal

 

Say that again

 

 

[landeath 598]

no

[Charlottexseax 7,943]

11 hours ago, HillSongExHomoCantor said:

i thought that was john mulaney for a second, also NOT, Lies. He has an irritating voice unlike Jack's beautiful tenor, and that was probably why FUN broke up. Jack should have been the lead he had the star power all along. As lana predicted in WC "you [jack]'ve got the music in you, boy blue"

will not be lectured by a disney slut on any occasion

no Nate Ruess is a much much better singer although I agree Jack is hotter
 

[Beautiful Loser 48,827]

This thread and the comments make me so uncomfortable

[fvck 2,223]

 

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1 hour ago, Clampigirl said:

This thread and the comments make me so uncomfortable

 

Not when this exists:

 

[Deadly Nightshade 12,851]

1 hour ago, COCC said:

 

Not when this exists:

 

 

[Coney Island King 26,002]

I’ve reported this thread for being disgusting and showcasing no taste which is offensive to this forum.

Status update pending.

 

Thank you.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,711]

4 hours ago, COCC said:

 

Say that again

 

 

What's he gonna do? Throw his Fisher-Price keyboard at me?

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4 minutes ago, RormanNockwell said:

What's he gonna do? Throw his Fisher-Price keyboard at me?

 

 

Eat you like he eats his burgers

 

Spoiler

ok ngl this is actually disgusting

 

[Dominikx4 25,408]

i wish jack would *** ** *** *** **** ** **** ********

[Make me your Dream Life 87,814]

ya'll need to get out more. like pandemic-safe but u know what i mean

[Terrence Loves Me 72,694]

why

[domandapiano 12,099]

2 hours ago, COCC said:

 

 

Eat you like he eats his burgers

 

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ok ngl this is actually disgusting

 

it’s the gay male celebs tag in the bottom corner for me 

[slang 1,532]

7 hours ago, knives said:

this pandemic needs to end already

 

As the only snake-oil-salesman to ever win a presidential election might say, maybe listening to a Bleachers' album will do it.

 

On topic:
I have great respect for Jack the producer and co-writer, as do LDR, Taylor Swift, and St. Vincent. However, his self-fronted band the Bleachers has never hooked me, though admittedly I did not try very hard. The only time I investigated a Bleachers' original-song album on spotify, a snarky diss came unsolicited to my mind: sort of like a bad covers-band where you can't recognize the covers. Anybody else have that disconnect between Jack the producer and songwriter/front man? Anybody got any good Bleachers' songs to recommend? Maybe after LDR, his writing will become more likeable for me, idk (e.g., Violets was a real departure for him, right?).

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What have I done?caused chaos

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ahh almost forgot that jack looks a bit like Ryan Met from the alt-pop band AJR, and both are Jewish from New York... hmmm  

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Super Movie 51,667]

I had a dream with Jack in it last night...I blame this thread entirely 

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7 minutes ago, HillSongExHomoCantor said:

What have I done?caused chaos

 

Blessing these sacred halls with the hairy chest and short-sighted eyes of your geek-producer from next door