Jack Antonoff Thirst Thread

[Rorman Nockwell 56,787]

I find him so creepy it's unreal

[Lentilus 25,720]

2 minutes ago, Pico Boulevard said:

Reading this thread...I think it’s time for a LB break. You all reached an all time low point 

like it’s trumatic, horrible & disgusting 

Do you all turned into the Jared guy or what 

 

I need to wash my eyes now 

I'm with you bestie. 

Us going to the funeral:

[lanadelrat 585]

daddy serves us always

 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,130]

3 minutes ago, Lentilus said:

I'm with you bestie. 

Us going to the funeral:

R.I.P Lanaboards 

 

 

Jared brainwashed you all & turned it into Jackboards

[West Coast 45,845]

With peace and love...

 

[American Whore 51,419]

1 hour ago, Pin Up Galore said:

he seems like the type of person to rawdog you behind an old shed at your dad's family barbecue in Ohio 

 

i was thinking the opposite. i was thinking he'd had to go to a hotel, double bag it, make sure there's no cameras because cameras make him paranoid and he'd have to book both rooms on either side so nobody can hear (you moan)

[West Coast 45,845]

Some of y'all are having Covid side effects huh? Your tastebuds still aren't working properly I see. 

[TRENCH 15,450]

2 hours ago, lanadelrat said:

daddy serves us always

 

I want to eat him out so badly

[ThirteenthBeach 725]

uninterestingly/ interestingly enough the man that  works in my   canteen is  the spitting image of Jack Antonoff 

[ShadesOfFool 20,153]

4 hours ago, May said:

His old band mate from ‘fun.’ is hotter and superior

 

 

and has the bops 

 

HE WAS IN FUN???

[honeybadger 40,620]

sometimes he reminds me of skylar astin (georg) in spring awakening

 

 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,744]

what have i started......MUAHAHAHA

Spoiler

 

[past the bushes 30,939]

philip's post release and then jack's thirst thread...love our energy 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,744]

Just now, past the bushes said:

philip's post release and then jack's thirst thread...love our energy 

is2g if we end up with thirst threads for every producer i'm deleting my account

[lili 3,177]

I imagine he likes it super quiet.

[Make me your Dream Life 88,002]

I think it's bc his eyes, eyeshape are a bit too feminine looking that give him a disconnect imo. put his eyes on a woman and they'd look ravishing. they're just not aggressive looking enough and the glasses really emphasize them thus giving him that "strange" look. 

[lili 3,177]

Production inspiring no reproduction.

[BoardingSchool 2,919]

5 hours ago, Pin Up Galore said:

he seems like the type of person to rawdog you behind an old shed at your dad's family barbecue in Ohio 

This is so specific that it could be a Lana lyric.  Ohio BBQ Freak. But she’d pronounce it “Oh-hee-oh” for no reason. 

 

We should go back to Ohio 

Trade this body for a plate of ‘que

Out behind my family shed, darlin’

Where you know just what to do...,

 

 

 

 

 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,744]

5 minutes ago, BoardingSchool said:

This is so specific that it could be a Lana lyric.  Ohio BBQ Freak. But she’d pronounce it “Oh-hee-oh” for no reason. 

 

We should go back to Ohio 

Trade this body for a plate of ‘que

Out behind my family shed, darlin’

Where you know just what to do...,

 

 

 

 

 

You. are. A, Poet

[Platinum Greenwich 13,848]

2 hours ago, HillSongExHomoCantor said:

is2g if we end up with thirst threads for every producer i'm deleting my account

 

the fact of the matter is that i WILL simp for arthur lynn

 

edit: not me mixing up arthur lynn and steven mertens, the sentiment still applies either way