Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread: OUT October 22nd, 2021

[Venice 6,933]

1 hour ago, Jack Antonoff is a God said:

Her describing this album as ''a compilation of older songs and a few newer songs'' is what should be killing the hype for everyone. It's going to be less original/lazier version of Lust For Life. Lana throwing a bone to her ''fans'' who are way behind and constantly crying for ''old Lana''. 

 

Yoo I'll happily take the bone

 

[gasstationkween 5,615]

This bussy charges credit, and now Lana is Charging yall for the shit yall gave huh so EAT IT 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,147]

2 minutes ago, gasstationkween said:

This bussy charges credit, and now Lana is Charging yall for the shit yall gave huh so EAT IT 

this is a bit weird of me but i had a dream last night u got banned lol  

[Vanilla Icy 29,602]

imagine getting 2 full albums in one year that total out to 26 songs, and you're complaining about 4 old tracks you weren't even supposed to hear 

[StillOnMyMind 2,059]

2 minutes ago, Vanilla Icy said:

imagine getting 2 full albums in one year that total out to 26 songs, and you're complaining about 4 old songs you weren't even supposed to hear 

It seems that they prefer new songs like Dancing Till We Die than masterpieces like Thunder, CB and Living Legend.

[whitelungswhitepalms 10,090]

2 hours ago, StillOnMyMind said:

It seems that they prefer new songs like Dancing Till We Die than masterpieces like Thunder, CB and Living Legend.

Please don’t insult dance till we die we can have ALL of it xoxo

[5Rick 2,925]

1 hour ago, Frangipani said:

can u just let us be dramatic in peace

Omg she is fucking adorable 

[5Rick 2,925]

2 hours ago, Jack Antonoff is a God said:

Her describing this album as ''a compilation of older songs and a few newer songs'' is what should be killing the hype for everyone. It's going to be less original/lazier version of Lust For Life. Lana throwing a bone to her ''fans'' who are way behind and constantly crying for ''old Lana''. 

[past the bushes 30,938]

43 minutes ago, whitelungswhitepalms said:

Please don’t insult dancing till we die we can have ALL of it xoxo

this! besides hating unreleased songs, Jared probably hates DTWD too, he's just tasteless 

[gasstationkween 5,615]

1 hour ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

this is a bit weird of me but i had a dream last night u got banned lol  

They Betta not or i will get em? It’s apromise no mothafucking threat 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,839]

WE'LL STREAM IT TIL EVERYONE'S ANNOYED AT THE TRUTH OF HOW TALENTED SHE IS THUS DISCOVERING HER CATALOG FOR THE FIRST TIME THOSE LUCKY FUCKS N THEN HAVE THEM LEFT W WANTING MORE N THUS THUS THUS EMPATHIZING N UNDERSTANDING OUR SITUATION ONE LIPSTER AT A TIME LIKE A STEADY STREAM N THEY'LL ALL EVOLVE INTO MORE SEXY INTELLIGENT BEINGS (LIKE US) FOR IT N WARS WILL STOP BC WE'LL JUST BE SO DAMN SOCIETALLY EVOLVED AND IT'LL BE LIKE ONE BIG ASS WOODSTOCK FESTIVAL G'BLESS 

[Brooklynbaby 2,724]

Still salty we haven’t got a vinyl with the picture of her smiling  but also can’t wait to finally have the masterpieces on this album officially released 

[love deluxe 8,861]

what if jared is actually lana ?

[past the bushes 30,938]

3 minutes ago, yassgrenade said:

what if jared is actually lana ?

i always felt he's actually azealia ?

[13beachess 7,615]

im sorry but who is Jared?

 

anyway,,, manifesting a purple vinyl with the cover of her smiling with her doggies 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,147]

1 minute ago, 13beachess said:

im sorry but who is Jared?

i was gonna ask the same thing lol

[bigspender 8,368]

3 hours ago, Jack Antonoff is a God said:

Her describing this album as ''a compilation of older songs and a few newer songs'' is what should be killing the hype for everyone. It's going to be less original/lazier version of Lust For Life. Lana throwing a bone to her ''fans'' who are way behind and constantly crying for ''old Lana''. 

the username “jack antonoff is a god” gives this comment no value 

[American Bottom 16,229]

I just wanna say...when you hear those drums kick in the beginning of Thunder, you KNOW you're in for a good time 

[13beachess 7,615]

damn, after Lana deactivated it really feels like LB died a bit  or is it just me?

 

I really hope the Trio interlude is longer than Burnt Norton or even Stargirl  

[Make me your Dream Life 87,839]

U know what no one asked but anyway im gonna b so personally glad when nectar of the gods gets released on streaming cus yt thinks its so holy no one’s paying for red bro NOBODY thinking its the next best thing since sliced bread NO w all the unreleased material i took that shit personally. What a shit mobile thing to do im gonna think of yt spitefully and laugh like a dramatic operatic tenor when its finally released