Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread: OUT October 22nd, 2021

[Alison by Slowdive 26,016]

Just now, littleredpartydress said:

Naw they didn’t even spell her name right 

i regret posting lmao i didn't even read the review fully before i did 

[yourolllikethunder 4,843]

1 minute ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

another review from the UK:

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This review is …horribly written????? At least dissect the songs and compare them to her other songs. To say “then, yeah, she’s not for you” is really unprofessional. At least articulate why you felt it deserved 3 stars, but not 2 or 4, etc.

[arcadialovesong2018 674]

I wish this song was in BB: 

 

Seasons will turn.. 

The world it will turn.. 

the only thing we'll turn are the pages of all... the poetries we burn

[rightofjupiter 15,879]

33 minutes ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

i always thought a premonition was about something bad 

 

not necessarily!

[arcadialovesong2018 674]

Just now, arcadialovesong2018 said:

I wish this song was in BB: 

 

Seasons will turn.. 

The world it will turn.. 

the only thing we'll turn are the pages of all... the poetries we burn

but at least she is no longer a candle in the wind in BB

[hyaluronicacid 630]

I feel like we aren't giving zach Dawes enough credit, all his songs on this album are standouts and I would be totally be fine if she made a whole album with him. not to mention he produced California as well. 

[DCooper 34,624]

Omg that "review"..........

[Fingertips 72,115]

That article is pitiful

[Alison by Slowdive 26,016]

im so sorry yall for sharing that review lmfaaaaooooo omg  delete it from ur minds like i did after the fact it's trash and i didn't realise it was 100% misogyny

[Super Movie 50,275]

If I wrote a review that was that poorly written, I would quit my job and find a new career path

[prettywhenimhigh 48,475]

4 minutes ago, yourolllikethunder said:

This review is …horribly written????? At least dissect the songs and compare them to her other songs. To say “then, yeah, she’s not for you” is really unprofessional. At least articulate why you felt it deserved 3 stars, but not 2 or 4, etc.

 

it looks like a high schooler wrote this... awful

[CyberCherry 2,039]

1 minute ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

im so sorry yall for sharing that review lmfaaaaooooo omg  delete it from ur minds like i did after the fact it's trash and i didn't realise it was 100% misogyny

Bestie don't worry, it's on them, not you 

[prettywhenimhigh 48,475]

1 minute ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

im so sorry yall for sharing that review lmfaaaaooooo omg  delete it from ur minds like i did after the fact it's trash and i didn't realise it was 100% misogyny

 

it's okay it's fun to trash reviews

[hyaluronicacid 630]

wait what review

 

[Honeyyoung 16,973]

is that review going to be on metacritic?

[Liz Taylor Blues 17,615]

Just now, Honeyyoung said:

is that review going to be on metacritic?

Lol no

[CyberCherry 2,039]

Just now, prettywhenimhigh said:

 

it looks like a high schooler wrote this... awful

it was actually Lorde, stoned at the newsroom 

[Thunder Revenant 20,686]

y'all are so overdramatic though. That review HAS a point. For anyone not a hardcore Lana-stan that ready Lanalyzis threads on here, there will probably not really be a lot to get from the "story" she said she'd tell with BB.

And nothing's unprovessional about saying that if you dislike slow tracks, whispery vocals and reverb you may probably dislike LDR too cause .. well, that's a fact.

I like the album so I don't agree with their rating but y'all have to accept that people outside stan culture exist and that they are entitled to their opinion too.

[Yosemite 23,566]

Does she really feel (...) that a song such as Dealer (...) is worthy of a chapter in her life story? 

[takeitdoen 10,615]

Grittier??? Why is that reviewer using a word that describes 90s dance music. MY Blue BANISTERS? 

GRRREEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY