LDR9 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Venice Peach 54,293]

2 minutes ago, kaliuchis said:

orchids are actually a nice album flower theme

and they could also be what daisies were to lfl omg imagine 

They are a bit big tho... her head would fall off 

[mlittle11 12,214]

the way this is my first time visiting this site today bc i knew absolutely nothing would happen 

[jamesss 3,818]

guys what do we think dnc stands for 

[honeymoon is alive 21,165]

2 minutes ago, jamesss said:

guys what do we think dnc stands for 

dick n cock 

[the ocean 67,601]

4 minutes ago, jamesss said:

guys what do we think dnc stands for 

delusio n cal

[Venice Peach 54,293]

4 minutes ago, jamesss said:

guys what do we think dnc stands for 

Duckeella N Cleistes, two genus of orchids. The album is about the climate crisis and the lead single is called Microplastics In My Blood. The album is coming April 22nd, on Earth Day 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,828]

Shanice where are you

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 8,832]

Where’s the W mag insider who magically appeared to tease the photoshoot back in the spring then dipped out   they’re basically the only “insider” who has spilled something true 

[Venice Peach 54,293]

5 minutes ago, JFKs Fine China said:

Where’s the W mag insider who magically appeared to tease the photoshoot back in the spring then dipped out   they’re basically the only “insider” who has spilled something true 

I love them. They came here, told us about their friend knowing Lana was having a photoshoot in NY and dipped 

Straight to the point 

[Dark Angel 202,304]

55 minutes ago, jamesss said:

guys what do we think dnc stands for 

 

i still believe it's del norte country  

[Venice Peach 54,293]

And then you buy me orchids and it's fine, I forgive you almost all the time 

[paradisetropico 7,916]

24 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

i still believe it's del norte country  

at this point i think she could have re named it. since it’s been so long since she wore the jacket. hell- she’s had 2 different lovers since that jacket haha

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

DNC.. Doll Never Came 

Out tonight!!!!!!

[Deleted Member 23,728]

1 hour ago, JFKs Fine China said:

Where’s the W mag insider who magically appeared to tease the photoshoot back in the spring then dipped out   they’re basically the only “insider” who has spilled something true 

iirc they weren’t even an insider they just heard from someone who heard from someone who heard from someone  which i think is the only time that an insider has ever claimed that’s how they know what they do and ended up actually telling the truth lmfaooo

[aly 1,914]

At least we know that absolute mess of a cypher is fake 

[the ocean 67,601]

1 minute ago, aly said:

At least we know that absolute mess of a cypher is fake 

at least we can add "the microplastics in my blood" to our long list of iconic fake song titles

she's joining the likes of mary (scared of me), dolphin flower, seafoam nova & liz i'm calling from calihoma

edit: i think we have enough iconic fake song titles to make an entire album of fake songs

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

1 hour ago, the ocean said:

at least we can add "the microplastics in my blood" to our long list of iconic fake song titles

she's joining the likes of mary (scared of me), dolphin flower, seafoam nova & liz i'm calling from calihoma

edit: i think we have enough iconic fake song titles to make an entire album of fake songs

 

no its true.

I can imagine Lana - scrolling thru this thread and somehow thinking of making an album concept that based on fans' fake songtitles - dubbed as "These are the stories from many people ive met and now i want to tell the tales" type of concept (à la Jazmin Sullivan's widespread acclaim "Heaux Tales")

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,349]

Dolls Never Crack

 

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

Anyways, since we all just got dolled by TheDollClub, here are the best fake songtitles i've seen in the last 3 eras:

 

1. Liz, I'm Calling From Calihoma/California

2. My Thoughts Are Not Borrowed - Just Blue

3. Seafoam Nova

4. Dolphin Flower

5. Santa Monica Sinner

6. Peach Fuzz

7. God Complex

8. Still Blond At A Bottle's End

9. The Microplastics In My Blood

10. (Waist Deep In) Icy Waves

11. Long Nails On Your Back 

12. 1998

13. If You Want A Little More - Chill A Little More

14. Solstice

 

And with some of my personal fake songtitles that im proud of: Forever - My Sun Chaser, At Peace At Last & Never Too Late To Stay In My Bed ~ Yup, we have an album full of good fake songtitles tbh 

 

 

[BartenderDeco 19,636]

maybe since her book got erased she might reuse some lines that she can remember for ldr9