LDR9 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[prettywhenimhigh 48,476]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

The Ldr9 Pre-Pre-Release Thread Buffet: The Menu

 

 

Appetizers:

- Vinyl Colors

- This Era's Flower

- Moodboards

- Which Season Is This Album?

- Fanmade Album Covers

 

Main Courses:

- Delusions™

- Jack Antonoff Discourse

- Nikki Lane Slander

- Fake Release Dates

- Fake Insiders

- Fake Snippets

- Fake Titles

- Fake Lyrics

- Fake Tracklists

 

Desserts:

- Scat Attacks

- Gifgates

- Tarot Card Readings

- Warning Points

- Mod-Queues

- Mentions Of LustForLife

 

you forgot to add the piano ballad discourse to the main courses  other than that 

YUMMY WHAT'S NEXT  

[bluedealer 4,943]

please @111 @DragonWhore is it even possible we would get a single this year? 

[The Stargirl Pinky 67,014]

On 11/21/2022 at 4:28 PM, Surf Noir said:

The Ldr9 Pre-Pre-Release Thread Restaurant: The Menu

 

 

Appetizers:

- Vinyl Colors

- This Era's Flower

- Moodboards

- Which Season Is This Album?

- Fanmade Album Covers

 

Main Courses:

- Delusions™

- Acronyms 

- Jack Antonoff Discourse

- Nikki Lane Slander

- Fake Release Dates

- Fake Insiders

- Fake Snippets

- Fake Titles

- Fake Lyrics

- Fake Tracklists

 

Desserts:

- Scat Attacks

- Gifgates

- Tarot Card Readings

- Warning Points

- Mod-Queues

- Mentions Of LustForLife

- Say Yes To Heaven Being On The Album

 

But where do Lana's iconic underboob selfies go on this list? We ate that shit up so I feel like that's a main course 

[honey dew 10,329]

1 hour ago, the ocean said:

i'm gonna check out of this thread today

i'm not moving and if there's a reason for me to move someone @ or pm me thanks x

 

You lie you lie you never lied so damn much

[Pink Flamingo 16,100]

10 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

The Ldr9 Pre-Pre-Release Thread Restaurant: The Menu

 

 

Appetizers:

- Vinyl Colors

- This Era's Flower

- Moodboards

- Which Season Is This Album?

- Fanmade Album Covers

 

Main Courses:

- Delusions™

- Acronyms 

- Jack Antonoff Discourse

- Nikki Lane Slander

- Fake Release Dates

- Fake Insiders

- Fake Snippets

- Fake Titles

- Fake Lyrics

- Fake Tracklists

 

Desserts:

- Scat Attacks

- Gifgates

- Tarot Card Readings

- Warning Points

- Mod-Queues

- Mentions Of LustForLife

- Say Yes To Heaven Being On The Album

Nikki Lane Slander PLSSSSS

[Terrence Loves Me 71,657]

2 hours ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

Announcement today. Don't ask me where I got that information from. 

Thin ice 

[Jukebox Sweetheart 5,481]

Neil drop the photoshoot plz!

[NikoGo 52,063]

See you soon 🌹 

[GeminiLanaFan 45,799]

@Selfloathinpoet has been around for a few years already… They would risk a lot by trolling us (aka neverending hate on our part)… unless they are making their LB suicide 

seriously, it better be true. I can’t take it anymore, with nothing happening after someone got us all riled up. 

[13beachess 7,509]

this thread is what still keeps me going tbh (my life is kinda of a  sad story right now okay) 

[Surf Noir 188,811]

1 minute ago, NikoGo said:

See you soon 🌹 

 

This is so cryptic, NikoGo... what do you know?

[theworldspins 5,971]

at this point I really don't think we're going to get any reliable info from supposed insiders. the true king himself @111probably already knows dates but won't spill because Lana's team would crucify him. as much as it hurts we probably won't know anything credible until it actually comes from Lana or Ben!

[Venice Peach 52,978]

1 minute ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

💀

Please tell us now if you were joking... I assumed that was the case at first but now I'm moving and I have a lot to do today so... I need confirmation 

[Pink Flamingo 16,100]

4 minutes ago, pinkfuneral said:

at this point I really don't think we're going to get any reliable info from supposed insiders. the king himself @111 probably already knows dates but won't spill because Lana's team would crucify him. as much as it hurts we probably won't know anything credible until it actually comes from Lana or Ben!

this is how an era is supposed to be, with zero leaks, but we wouldn't have this perception of waiting months for an album if Lana didn't announce it when it's not even close to being finished.

[GeminiLanaFan 45,799]

Well, Chuck posted something 

[Venice Peach 52,978]

1 minute ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

Well, Chuck posted something 

The announcement was that it was indeed her birthday and Lana wasn't lying 

[Evergreen 7,597]

3 hours ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

Announcement today. Don't ask me where I got that information from. 

Oh well, another d!ck to cut off

[Jukebox Sweetheart 5,481]

20 minutes ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

💀

EDM country rock anthem confirmed?

[drugsdesire 8,909]

25 minutes ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

💀

you play tew much

[TropicoHeart 2,521]

Just saw that Mike Will Made It commented a ”🐐” on one of Chuck’s photos of Lana  
Lana’s Bangerz era is upon us