Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[GeminiLanaFan 49,408]

13 hours ago, American Whore said:

i'm curious if she'd want to do a double drop again. maybe delay it, drop lasso in march and then a few months later drop something else totally different to take attention from lasso. it sounds like she's not entirely sure about the country sound but she's still proud of the album. i wonder if she's scared of bad press about it, even if she says she doesn't care anymore. especially being compared to beyoncé's country album which we all know it inevitably would be. she even said she'd continue doing her little nancy sinatra thing every now and then so it makes me think we'll still hear those vocals and sounds we want eventually

Lana is in a very comfortable situation here that she doesn’t even know she’s in: imagine Lasso tanks and nobody listens to it (which is hard to believe, but who knows?), all she has to do is drop a 10-song collection of leaked stuff, just like she did with Say Yes to Heaven. No promo, she doesn’t even have to play them at any show and boom! She has a solid freaking hit. 

[Beautiful Loser 49,695]

I still can’t really believe the album will be called “Lasso” after the previous one was originally called Did you know that there’s a a tunnel under “Ocean Blvd Pearl Watch Me on Ring a Bell Psycho Lifeguard”.  Like, it has to be longer than that, maybe Lasso is just a nickname? 

[AngelHeadedHipster 2,840]

So the exclusive insider info is that Lana has decided to scrap Lasso and has fired Jill Stroganoff as the producer and is now locked in a bitter feud with Shylor Crypt. So she's apparently planning a dark bitter revengeful album with Ultraviolent vibes and is working with Dan Hourback. These are the titles revealed so far :

1. Dead Poets Society

2. Scammys Are For Losers

3. Lasso Is Dead And Gone

More titles to be revealed soon. Stay Tuned

 

[American Whore 51,685]

8 minutes ago, Beautiful Loser said:

I still can’t really believe the album will be called “Lasso” after the previous one was originally called Did you know that there’s a a tunnel under “Ocean Blvd Pearl Watch Me on Ring a Bell Psycho Lifeguard”.  Like, it has to be longer than that, maybe Lasso is just a nickname? 

 

when Lasso is an acronym  then what

[bluechemtrails 27,338]

30 minutes ago, American Whore said:

 

when Lasso is an acronym  then what

I'm here for Lana's Alluring Southwestern Sonic Odyssey

[MrFameKills 11,123]

37 minutes ago, American Whore said:

 

when Lasso is an acronym  then what

Love and Some Socks On

[barttttender 5,249]

42 minutes ago, AngelHeadedHipster said:

So the exclusive insider info is that Lana has decided to scrap Lasso and has fired Jill Stroganoff as the producer and is now locked in a bitter feud with Shylor Crypt. So she's apparently planning a dark bitter revengeful album with Ultraviolent vibes and is working with Dan Hourback. These are the titles revealed so far :

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

1. Dead Poets Society

2. Scammys Are For Losers

3. Lasso Is Dead And Gone

More titles to be revealed soon. Stay Tuned

 

 

 

 

I honestly don't care what it's called or even when it's coming out at this point. 

 

All I need is for that quavo collab to be an EPIC BOP and to drop relatively soon. That'll tie me over until Lasso or whatever it ends up being called.

[ivory almond 16,423]

1 hour ago, American Whore said:

when Lasso is an acronym

Let's All Suck Someone Off

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 6,391]

1 hour ago, American Whore said:

 

when Lasso is an acronym  then what

Laughing And Sending Some Opioids 

 

[Embach 45,161]

I wonder how many times she gonna say the word "blue" in this album

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,212]

26 minutes ago, ivory almond said:

Let's All Suck Someone Off

LMFAOO 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,855]

12 hours ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

What, you put a Blue inside your Liz? Bitch.. I’m the OG 

you don't even know the new lore........ do not challenge me witch on the deep magic, I was there when it was written....... zodiac leak has been postponed to 2028 and dark city has been deleted.......happy quaranteening

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,212]

1 hour ago, American Whore said:

 

when Lasso is an acronym  then what

Looking At Someone Suddenly Orgasming 

[Embach 45,161]

The Lasso acronym guessing game can also be titled as "who's mind is dirtier" contest

[Lanaparadiserey 23,999]

2 hours ago, American Whore said:

 

when Lasso is an acronym  then what

Lpsychedelic Asurf Srock Strip Ahop

[Americen Whore 10,373]

2 hours ago, American Whore said:

 

when Lasso is an acronym  then what

“Last album so, signing off” and then she quits music 

[Lanaparadiserey 23,999]

Sometimes you have to take matters into your own fucking hands

[ChaoticLipster 24,734]

Just now, Lanaparadiserey said:

Sometimes you have to take matters into your own fucking hands

Thought that was Kim K 

[American Whore 51,685]

5 minutes ago, Americen Whore said:

“Last album so, signing off” and then she quits music 

 

the swan song rumor coming back to haunt us 6 albums later 

 

also to give my own idea

 

Lets All Shoot Sweet Ozempic 

[psycholifeguard 548]

maybe if we all decided to threaten a mass sxicide if Lasso gets scrapped, she’ll for sure release it 😁
 

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