LanaBoards Next Top Model (Final Challenge on pg. 29)

[sparklrtrailrheaven 8,624]

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Wow, I'm honored to be this week's runner-up! I found Miranda's look a bit pedestrian, but I stopped following streetwear trends in 1979, so what do I know? I would love to give thanks to my alligator friend for winning the judges' hearts, but he's unfortunately been dead and stuffed since 1934, according to the prop department... I wonder if he knew RuPaul?

 

Anyway, I'm going to spend the night with my synths trying to record a cover of "Dancing Crazy" to play at next week's panel!

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,066]

To the armoire, To not look for Beige…

Thinking of ways to top the DSM glasses…

[Rorman Nockwell 54,435]

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I feel like Megan was a little ... mad? She shouldn't hate the other girls because they're pretty. I mean, she's pretty too, but maybe she should stick to music.

I have really enjoyed my time as a guest judge. Maybe I'll be invited back. Maybe I won't be. In any case, I wish my successors all the best, and may the odds be ever in Florence Welch's favour.

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,066]

1 minute ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

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Can’t wait for Florence’s next album!

[ultrabanisters 38,402]

this week on lanaboards next top model - the afterbuzz aftershow

 

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we recap the shocking elimination of not one, but two contestants this week, leading to tears and a surprise fight

 

we saw our host break the news right after crowning this weeks winner with the coveted LBNTM medal

 

 

praised for her originality, spunk and flair, miranda was given the power to sabotage another player this week - we will see how this plays out

 

as an exclusive behind the scenes look for our afterbuzz viewers, we have our guest bus driver this week - melanie martinez - escorting the two eliminees off the premesis this week

 

 

will we see them return for guest judging? we will see!

 

 

[Rorman Nockwell 54,435]

1 minute ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Can’t wait for Florence’s next album!

I fucked up and put it in a quote and not a spoiler but thx!

[Rorman Nockwell 54,435]

Don't forget to DM Lindsay if you'd like to be a guest judge! @Terrence Loves Me and @TrashMagiq I feel like you two would be great at it, amongst others

[Lindsay Lohan 7,688]

2 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

Don't forget to DM Lindsay if you'd like to be a guest judge! @Terrence Loves Me and @TrashMagiq I feel like you two would be great at it, amongst others

 

[southbeachswing 2,503]

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Congratulations to Miranda and the fellow Kate on their placements!  I'm happy the judges seem to have been satisfied with my look as well, so I can't wait to see what the next challenge is. I don't think Megan should have handled her elimination like that, I'll just hope she's alright though.  And this kinda random, but does anyone else think Lizzy Grant and Lana Del Rey look very alike?  It's kind of uncanny. But im rooting for them both!

 

[ivory almond 10,621]

just checked this thread to make sure it was still camp

was very pleased

[TheBoss 13,413]

 

 

I literally can't believe Beyoncé has just been eliminated... Beyoncé? Beyoncé?? That's insaaaneeee. As for Megan I know that's she's going through some really hard stuff in her life so I hope people are really nice to her, because she's truly a really sweet girl. I can't wait for the next challenge, I'm so excited.

[keps2013 4,039]

the way i completely forgot about this ijbol

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 2,906]

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Wow!! I didn't expect to be ranked so high up! Very pleased with this week's results, congrats to Miranda, she 100% deserved.  Sadly, me not winning means no Ultraviolence outtake- I guess y'all will never hear "For K, pt. 3"  I'm sad to say goodbye to Megan, she will be missed. I'm streaming HISS in honor of you   

Best of luck next week girlies! Can't wait to find out the bombastic theme 

 

[Lindsay Lohan 7,688]

12 minutes ago, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

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Wow!! I didn't expect to be ranked so high up! Very pleased with this week's results, congrats to Miranda, she 100% deserved.  Sadly, me not winning means no Ultraviolence outtake- I guess y'all will never hear "For K, pt. 3"  I'm sad to say goodbye to Megan, she will be missed. I'm streaming HISS in honor of you   

Best of luck next week girlies! Can't wait to find out the bombastic theme 

 

 

It was actually just random order (minus the first 2) hehe  but u were flawless

[Paris Hilton 9,414]

Confessional 

 

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Can’t believe I’m still in the House of Lohan. I’m so happy that the judges were able to see a different side of me this first week. I want to show the judges how huge my Charisma, Uniqueness, Never, and Talent is, so they can realize I am more than just a pretty girl. I am honestly scared of these girls, to be honest. 

 

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We returned to the house after receiving criticism from Lindsay Lohan and Rorman.

 

We were all pleased with tonight's results, but Tinashe and Lana Del Rey had a lot to say about me.

Both of them started arguing with me.

 

 

Lana began to have a psychotic episode and started typing "Question for The Culture 2.0" on her typewriter. Lana Del Rey (@Daytona Beach Sparkler) and Tinashe (@TheBoss) began questioning my honesty in the competition and accusing me of forming "alliances" with other girls in the house, which is not true...

 

The competition has only just begun, and things are already turning upside down.

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Tanasha and the Blue Jeans chick… They better step the fuck out or secrets will start being RuVealed…

 

 

[bia 911]

Wow Britney was almost eliminated because of the filter (or the lack of?) used in the picture I sent lol and to think I almost sent a black and white pic..

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 3,099]

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Confessional:
I am beyond grateful that I'm still in this game. They wanted camp so I gave them camp. Period. I was very flattered by Lindsay's words and Rorman's critique was very helpful. Watch out girls, because next round my look is gonna be FIERCE. Oh, and Rupaul, I know something's suspicious about you. If you do have an alliance with the other girls, trust that you will be dealt with. It's a promise, not a threat.

 

[ComebacktoCalifornia 2,743]

Idk I think it might be fun to guest judge bc I'm not participating....should I

[Surf Noir 190,639]

7 minutes ago, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

Idk I think it might be fun to guest judge bc I'm not participating....should I

 

i'm assuming after this game, we'll start another one, so maybe you could participate then? i hope we can continue and i can play different characters because it's already so much fun so far lol!

[Rorman Nockwell 54,435]

2 hours ago, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

Idk I think it might be fun to guest judge bc I'm not participating....should I

Yes! Apply in @Lindsay Lohan's DMs

It's a lot of fun and I encourage people to apply