The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025)

[ionut 9,528]

1 hour ago, palemoonbaby said:

so i did random card picking from two card kits to question "How good album is gonna be and how Lana fans are gonna react to it?" and WE'RE SO FUCKED

 

FIRST: black wolf (more grey but closer to black than white)

while white wolf is filled with peace, love, hope, courage, the black wolf is filled with fear, anger, envy, jealousy, greed, and arrogance. wolves are mix of guardianship, teamwork and wildness.

 

SECOND: cactus

symbol of survival, protection and resilence.

 

my thoughts: well, album is going to be mid/bad. it would land in the low tier already after release. fans will be dissapointed and angry. we'll be angry at her that we waited so long and give us such a letdown project. we'll be jealous for other artist' stans who got amazing albums and we got something questionable. fans will ask Lana for another project in 2025 and they will go into delusuion making many theories. y'all will be supporting each other in this hard times and trying to survive. maybe something before release will happen that we will start to become closer than ever. i don't rule out pre-release silent and post-release silent.

 

oh thats........

[lemonade motorcycle heaven 213]

1 hour ago, palemoonbaby said:

so i did random card picking from two card kits to question "How good album is gonna be and how Lana fans are gonna react to it?" and WE'RE SO FUCKED

 

FIRST: black wolf (more grey but closer to black than white)

while white wolf is filled with peace, love, hope, courage, the black wolf is filled with fear, anger, envy, jealousy, greed, and arrogance. wolves are mix of guardianship, teamwork and wildness.

 

SECOND: cactus

symbol of survival, protection and resilence.

 

my thoughts: well, album is going to be mid/bad. it would land in the low tier already after release. fans will be dissapointed and angry. we'll be angry at her that we waited so long and give us such a letdown project. we'll be jealous for other artist' stans who got amazing albums and we got something questionable. fans will ask Lana for another project in 2025 and they will go into delusuion making many theories. y'all will be supporting each other in this hard times and trying to survive. maybe something before release will happen that we will start to become closer than ever. i don't rule out pre-release silent and post-release silent.

 

I do not claim this energy.

I do not claim this energy.

I do not claim this energy.

I do not claim this energy.

I do not claim this energy.

I do not claim this energy.

[shape of my body 1,277]

And When The Tracklist looks like that then what?

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 9,183]

The cover better be swampy and it better cost a lot of coin to make. 

[menslayer 18,879]

the bitch better say something about the album today 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,380]

Oh it’s getting demanding was there an update? 

[Veinsineon 77,272]

If any of the official covers are shot on an iPhone someone is going to pay.

[Lustformoney 41,499]

What was the reason for announcing it this early

[Lanaparadiserey 23,713]

8 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

What was the reason for announcing it this early

It makes zero sense, I hope we eventually get a proper announcement day like we did for Ocean Blvd with the lead single, vinyl variants, and official cover art/pre-order

[ultrabanisters 45,648]

14 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

What was the reason for announcing it this early

to go with the stadium tour announcement i would say

 

that or wires got crossed and when ben messaged her to say 'post something about the [tour] announcement' she thought he meant the album lol

[Evergreen 8,621]

I'm bored so here are my predictions for the length of the tracks on the album.

Track 1 - 4:35. Perfect lenght to start getting into the vibe of the album, also I hope it's not Henry.
Track 2 - 4:20. Possible title track.
Track 3 - 3:58. Could be Henry.
Track 4 - 3:41. A song with a similar vibe as Henry, but with a catchier chorus/more potential.
Track 5 - 6:22. Lana likes to add the longest tracks at the beginning, and I don't think this album will have a song as long as A&W or Venice Bitch. Only one song over 6 minutes, but there aren't any short songs either. Unusual structure and tone change, but no transitions.
Track 6 - 3:35. A song with a "lighter" sound after the longest song on the album.
Track 7 - 5:53. A middle of the album song, darker and with real drums which means Jack didn't produce it.
Track 8 - 5:37. Longer songs in a row.
Track 9 - 5:02. The slowest song on the album which post-NFR! fans will love and pre-NFR! fans hate. I'll listen to it only to save it from the awful streaming numbers. 
Track 10 - 4:51. One of the best songs on the album.
Track 11 - 3:45. A potential TikTok hit that no one expected.
Track 12 - 4:28. The most experimental song on the album with a different style. Fans will beg Lana to make an album completely in this style, but she won't listen to them and do the opposite.
Track 13 - 5:49. Another long song, but she will sing only half of it, long instrumental intro / outro.

[somber 386]

3 hours ago, palemoonbaby said:

so i did random card picking from two card kits to question "How good album is gonna be and how Lana fans are gonna react to it?" and WE'RE SO FUCKED

 

FIRST: black wolf (more grey but closer to black than white)

while white wolf is filled with peace, love, hope, courage, the black wolf is filled with fear, anger, envy, jealousy, greed, and arrogance. wolves are mix of guardianship, teamwork and wildness.

 

SECOND: cactus

symbol of survival, protection and resilence.

 

my thoughts: well, album is going to be mid/bad. it would land in the low tier already after release. fans will be dissapointed and angry. we'll be angry at her that we waited so long and give us such a letdown project. we'll be jealous for other artist' stans who got amazing albums and we got something questionable. fans will ask Lana for another project in 2025 and they will go into delusuion making many theories. y'all will be supporting each other in this hard times and trying to survive. maybe something before release will happen that we will start to become closer than ever. i don't rule out pre-release silent and post-release silent.

 

 

OMG STOP  DON'T CLAIM THIS NEGATIVE ENERGY

[Liz Daw 424]

nikki lane has not yet replied to my dms asking if she’s on the album 

[Veinsineon 77,272]

6 minutes ago, Liz Daw said:

nikki lane has not yet replied to my dms asking if she’s on the album 

 I won 

[ivory almond 16,148]

40 minutes ago, Evergreen said:

Track 1 - 4:35. Perfect lenght to start getting into the vibe of the album, also I hope it's not Henry.
Track 2 - 4:20. Possible title track.
Track 3 - 3:58. Could be Henry.
Track 4 - 3:41. A song with a similar vibe as Henry, but with a catchier chorus/more potential.
Track 5 - 6:22. Lana likes to add the longest tracks at the beginning, and I don't think this album will have a song as long as A&W or Venice Bitch. Only one song over 6 minutes, but there aren't any short songs either. Unusual structure and tone change, but no transitions.
Track 6 - 3:35. A song with a "lighter" sound after the longest song on the album.
Track 7 - 5:53. A middle of the album song, darker and with real drums which means Jack didn't produce it.
Track 8 - 5:37. Longer songs in a row.
Track 9 - 5:02. The slowest song on the album which post-NFR! fans will love and pre-NFR! fans hate. I'll listen to it only to save it from the awful streaming numbers. 
Track 10 - 4:51. One of the best songs on the album.
Track 11 - 3:45. A potential TikTok hit that no one expected.
Track 12 - 4:28. The most experimental song on the album with a different style. Fans will beg Lana to make an album completely in this style, but she won't listen to them and do the opposite.
Track 13 - 5:49. Another long song, but she will sing only half of it, long instrumental intro / outro.

lemme do this with colors

Track 1 - Baby Blue

Track 2 - Dark Brown

Track 3 - Light Tan

Track 4 - Sage Green

Track 5 - Maroon

Track 6 - White

Track 7 - Black

Track 8 - Forest Green

Track 9 - Muted Rose

Track 10 - Soft Yellow

Track 11 - Cherry Red

Track 12 - Neon Blue

Track 13 - Burnt Orange

 

 

 

[NikoGo 61,296]

tbh I’m not expecting any big moments for this album. Last we heard about this album she said the songs were stripped back and half cooked, so I’m expecting an album full of Henry come on. 

[somber 386]

1 hour ago, NikoGo said:

tbh I’m not expecting any big moments for this album. Last we heard about this album she said the songs were stripped back and half cooked, so I’m expecting an album full of Henry come on. 

Yeah, me either, but c'mon it's Lana. When have you ever heard an album from her and not hear trap beats or upbeat production, even with Honeymoon, Chemtrails, and Blue Banisters. Even Ocean Blvd too. I'm not expecting this album to sound mainstream, I'm expecting guitar ballads and pianos, but I'm sure there'll be some upbeat production or trap beats nonetheless

[Make me your Dream Life 88,380]

 

[Honeymoonwitch 1,679]

So do we think Henry is coming this week?

[taco truck 33,305]

3 hours ago, NikoGo said:

 Last we heard about this album she said the songs were stripped back and half cooked

Literally why I’m not excited for this album at all cause why would you say this about your own album that you are going to release😭