Unpopular Lana Opinions

[bluechemtrails 26,493]

Jack Antonoff is a musical genius, I like his work on NFR, COCC, Folklore and Daddy's Home.

[ShadesOfViolence 6,627]

12 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

Jack Antonoff is a musical genius, I like his work on NFR, COCC, Folklore and Daddy's Home.

not on COCC

[shady 3,751]

51 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

Jack Antonoff is a musical genius, I like his work on NFR, COCC, Folklore and Daddy's Home.

 

I fell asleep when listening to Daddy's Home. 

[West Coast 45,790]

I love 'Blue Banisters', but 'Arcadia' is one of Lana's most dreadful song. It starts off good, but after the first verse she loses me.

[Cherry Blossom 21,472]

On 10/31/2021 at 8:56 PM, Honeyyoung said:

i don't think so honestly, if anything she chose the right tracks as singles. people don't listen to honeymoon because it's a slow album and it came right after the ultimate "rock bangers" album for her. it's kinda like a melodrama to solar power moment, except honeymoon is good 

solar power lashings i’m here for it 

21 hours ago, drugmunny said:

while im feeling honest- Beautiful is kind of an embarrassing moment for her. she is literally comparing herself to Picasso in a song that has some of the most painfully basic and uncreative lyrics of her career and could go on a home goods needlepoint pillow. I STILL LOVE THE SONG but only bc i love her and I see what she was tryign to do with it. if it were anyone else though...

LITERALLYYYYYYYYY OMGGGGG EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT LINE I ENVISION A PILLOW 

[sjatib 5,168]

20 hours ago, drugmunny said:

while im feeling honest- Beautiful is kind of an embarrassing moment for her. she is literally comparing herself to Picasso in a song that has some of the most painfully basic and uncreative lyrics of her career and could go on a home goods needlepoint pillow. I STILL LOVE THE SONG but only bc i love her and I see what she was tryign to do with it. if it were anyone else though...

 

I actually don't find that problematic the fact that she compares herself to Picasso -he was a human being after all, I'm not a fan of deifying people, no matter how talented or popular they might be-. What makes it cringy for me is how on the nose the reference is. Comes a bit as if she was on high school, trying to impress the art teacher by showing off the fact that she knows what Picasso's blue period was. The way she has overused beyond every limit the "blue" metaphor doesnt help either.

[Cherry Blossom 21,472]

Tbh Chemtrails isn’t even as bad as everyone makes it out to be, if it had a better album cover and the era wasn’t traumatic, and you cut 2 tracks it’s perfect  

[lanadelrat 585]

1 minute ago, Cherry Blossom said:

Tbh Chemtrails isn’t even as bad as everyone makes it out to be, if it had a better album cover and the era wasn’t traumatic, and you cut 2 tracks it’s perfect  

which two girl bc there's a right answer...

[Deadly Nightshade 12,802]

39 minutes ago, West Coast said:

I love 'Blue Banisters', but 'Arcadia' is one of Lana's most dreadful song. It starts off good, but after the first verse she loses me.

I really tried to like this song but unfortunately i can’t  the fact that it got 2 music videos and a tv performance 

[Venice Jesus Whore 4,465]

21 hours ago, drugmunny said:

while im feeling honest- Beautiful is kind of an embarrassing moment for her. she is literally comparing herself to Picasso in a song that has some of the most painfully basic and uncreative lyrics of her career and could go on a home goods needlepoint pillow. I STILL LOVE THE SONG but only bc i love her and I see what she was tryign to do with it. if it were anyone else though...

 

To me, the melody, repetition, and production of the chorus is the most cringey thing about the song and I refuse to listen to it now. It feels like a parody of a song, like an overly cheesy ballad that people use as a punchline of a joke.

[Doll Harlow 12,366]

I can't read or listen to the Beautiful slander anymore...

 

edit: I got lost and forgot I was in the unpopular opnions thread sorry

[Cherry Blossom 21,472]

22 minutes ago, lanadelrat said:

which two girl bc there's a right answer...

Let Me Love U Like A Woman + Breaking Up Slowly 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

21 hours ago, drugmunny said:

while im feeling honest- Beautiful is kind of an embarrassing moment for her. she is literally comparing herself to Picasso in a song that has some of the most painfully basic and uncreative lyrics of her career and could go on a home goods needlepoint pillow. I STILL LOVE THE SONG but only bc i love her and I see what she was tryign to do with it. if it were anyone else though...

I agree about the Picasso reference but let's not pretend that these lyrics are any worse than countless others in the other songs. 

The singles have some of the worst lyrics on that album and at least Beautiful has an actual, proper piano whereas it sounds like Mike Dean (who imo is overrated af) borrowed Jack's Fisher-Price keyboard for Wallflower

Not to mention she serves actual vocals in Beautiful instead of the shrill, borderline-whiny declarations found in Text Book

Beautiful is a good song and having to put aside some cringeworthy lyrics to like a song of hers is nothing new

 

[lanadelrat 585]

9 minutes ago, Cherry Blossom said:

Let Me Love U Like A Woman + Breaking Up Slowly 

DELETE

[ShadesOfFool 20,111]

41 minutes ago, Cherry Blossom said:

Let Me Love U Like A Woman + Breaking Up Slowly 

stfu

[Honeyyoung 17,090]

i don't think the picasso reference is bad, just the way she says it. "what if someone had asked picasso not to be sad" is soo cringe. could've been way better if she just said something like "if picasso weren't sad there'd be no blue period"

[drugmunny 8,879]

4 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

i don't think the picasso reference is bad, just the way she says it. "what if someone had asked picasso not to be sad" is soo cringe. could've been way better if she just said something like "if picasso weren't sad there'd be no blue period"

^^

[partymonster 4,722]

by the way i am best friends eith god and solar power and breaking up slowly haters are going to hell

[drugmunny 8,879]

3 minutes ago, partymonster said:

breaking up slowly haters are going to hell

i would go to hell for this one

[partymonster 4,722]

1 minute ago, drugmunny said:

i would go to hell for this one

ur sick in the head

breaking up slowly is in lana's top 3  i will die on this hill