cherri

Maybe she's releasing Thunder tonight

She's waiting for a Thunder like all of us 

subdivisions dont know shit, sadly
UMG Poland said wed get s physical Love release on CD, some UMG division said COCC was definitely coming in 2020 etc

the way the cover makes my bussy pop 
 

It’s really interesting they specifically mention it coming to digital soon when nobody else on Lana’s team has suggested that
 
the only thing Lana said ‘soon’ about is the single (and even then, she said soonish)
 
I can see physicals coming later, I’m sure they know Lana isn’t going to hit number 1, and with this being her second album this year maybe they don’t care if she goes the more lowkey route 
 
maybe she’ll pull a WD and release the single, video, and the album digitally with preorders for physicals 

That Billboard rule is such a dumb thing. I understand getting rid of tour and merch bundles that were just made for boosting numbers but the physicals????? It's literally the music itself. Who cares if the vinyls are delivered within the first week or not? People bought it anyway when it was available.
 
For Chemtrails we had to wait a lot because besides the pressing process, the plants were also closed for some weeks so if the album is submitted already maybe we'll have BB by September - October. It's still hard to predict because even though vinyl takes like 6-10 weeks to make things have changed because of covid and the demand going up. I found a great article about it that can maybe help us predict the approximate release date of magnum opus Blue Banisters 
 
https://superdeluxeedition.com/feature/a-pressing-issue-how-the-vinyl-revival-has-caught-out-the-music-industry-during-the-pandemic/

Not Universal Music Brazil being this era’s Alexa/Shazam   

The word 'soon' genuinely makes me feel sick to my stomach

"Blue Banisters will hit digital platforms soon"
 
How soon is soon, doe? do they know sumn we don't? 
 

Imagine if she just retweets the "July 21st fam" post omg that would be iconic

I still need Insiders to spill if Dealer is on the album or not. I'm so excited for that song. Yeah I would even send nudes in exchange  for that Info. Always wanted to hear sth like a screamer from her & knowing that one exists but not knowing when to hear it is torture

while we wait

That was my guess last night, that she's in Florida and the hurricane is rolling in or past. 

I didn’t want to read too much into this, other than she was waiting for the storm to hit?!? 

i feel like she's probably just visiting her dad in Sarasota but you never know with miss lana. 

Her story means Thunder is coming soon and the record is surf rock.....we won!!!

So no one is interested in her 'Waiting...' post on IG? With the stormy sky over the ocean?  

i don't think this tweet from UMB means anything tbh, they're just repeating what lana said but obviously by not saying "Lana Del Rey's eight studio album will come to all digital platforms later later or soonish "

also, saying it'll arrive at digital platforms doesn't mean that it will arrive at digital platforms only

lana's our prolific queen! she's recorded 5 known variations of cwycma... she's recorded 5 versions of disco! i bet she's already written enough scrapped songs from this era alone that will last this forum many years of begging in pre-leak threads  rock candy sweet (laptop demo) snippet thread is coming!  this album could have 35 songs if that's what she wanted  

"Okay, satanists, you won! The album is called Beast Book and will be a glam rock metal influenced masterpiece featuring lots of drums, electric guitar and reverb. BB, TB and WW will be deleted from streaming service, cause they were reworked into metal bops with different names, lyrics and titles. The first new lead single will be Dealer - at the gates of Hell and will be her best song ever with lots of screaming and electric guitar (6:66, produced by Rick Nowels and Marilyn Manson)." It will be released along with the promocional singles Boom Like That and Hellflower Helfire, all three will be included in a high budget 30 minute short film called Dark at Heart with special appearences of Nikki Lane, Lil Nas X, Tex, Mex and Britney Spears"
 
~ BoZ on ATRL ~

Big Bad Wolf...deluxe tracks methinks 

i want a halloween themed album on october 31

I think that they have just lurked here on this thread, read Team Delulu's posts about having digital realase and made it up to create hype  ya know, we've been speculating about that digital suprise for maaaany pages heh 

sometimes you people just have the nerve

1. It's not produced by Jack Antonoff
2. Read number one