ParadiseFreak

had to dig up an old pic bc i had the same cake when i was younger 
 

I wonder why she's calling Chunk, "Caroline"
She always calls her Chunk. Has she ever called her Caroline before?

Wait it's actually the 1 month anniversary of the three songs today and her birthday, but watch it have no significance 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/albums/Lana-del-rey/Blue-banisters
 
Enlighten me

The way it'll be a father's day post

it’ll be cocc release week all over again 

2 weeks left till everyone collapses n unstans for the next 3 months

This era is drier than a nun in the sahara desert

she's so dead if the cover isn't a serve I CANNOT take screenshots of me listening to the songs with that cover please 

damn this thread fell off faster than katy perry where y’all at ??

I don't even know what this album is anymore. If it is an album at all 

the lion is lana lying about another release date

the badger is the angry lana stans on july 4th

The way the album has gone a complete transformation, and Lana hasn’t announced anything is a miracle.
 
Imagine if she hadn’t announced RCS, and then dropped the three singles when she did last month, and dropped the album July 4th without saying anything. No fake dates, no album name, nothing. A true ‘surprise release’

I think it’s safe to remove the July 4th and replace it with “TBA” js…

Beautiful selfie but can we not manifest selfie covers? We should manifest a decent photoshoot, right? 

I think she wants to interact and stuff, but I also think she's super sensitive and goes to pieces when people criticise her.
She was evidently extremely upset by the reaction to QftC and also to that Annie Mac interview. In both follow up videos, she looked like she'd been crying.
So I guess she's just trying to find that balance rn. 
Sometimes I think she'd be better off being like Lorde. Just go off and live her life and then come back when she releases an album. 
Informative and well-thought out emails from her like the ones Lorde sends would be better than impulsive IG posts and tweets - for her AND us
She's on socials all the time but somehow manages to tell us absolutely nothing. I'd rather get an email of actual substance every 3 months or so, personally

I don't think that she needs to stop releasing music to slow down her fame. She just needs to disappear, working on her albums in secret and release them without any buzz (trust me, she's not doing this right now. She attracted every single piece of attention when she announced RCS as her revenge album one day after COCC. She did the same with the picsart covers)
 
Lana loves her career, but she seems kinda confused with what she really wants or how to achieve it. I'm not gonna be surprised if she starts to suffer from a serious burnout (I think that this already started, by judging her interviews in the COCC era)

this looks more fun than this thread and era…very concerning 

Anybody who wants Lana to do Elton music will find themselves permanently locked out of the forum. 

she’s really going redhead again and the retro glasses??? oh yeah that bitch is BACK nikki lane’s evil country influence is finally OVER 
he loves my heart shaped sunglasses he loves the heart shape my ass is 
 

"lana is the album really coming?"
 
lana: 

Paparazzi will literally sit outside of Craig’s for 24 hours waiting for someone to show up, I doubt she called them 
 
But ya if you are a celeb you don’t go there if you don’t want to be seen so  same difference

At this point, why even bother?
We all know we're all going to use a fan made album cover. Let her put out another ugly album cover. lol

I don't think they should  literally nothing's happening Lana-wise and it's funny af. There's nothing BB related to talk about and we gotta keep this thread alive 

Maybe third fake date’s the charm minus all the drama