Paris Hilton

Because she sucks at teasing stuff! Someone else had to do it for her. 

she’s gonna put those 2 chords she knows to WORK!

Confessional

 
 

Idk why but the video Quavo posted is giving me album trailer vibes. Like I could totally see her in a field strumming guitar while Henry Comes On plays 

The video Quavo posted has me convinced this is for Lana. Why would he release a song with country visuals? Unless Quavo is also in his country era. 

This is definitely for Lasso. That insider teased this song back in February and revealed the name of the song along with lyrics last week. Lana’s own stuntman is working on the video. Let’s pray for a June release 

wally kills me lol

I mean who hasn’t 
 
I hope the official title is “Tough!” He’s added the explanation point every time 

oh so it’s COMING coming 

Confessional

 
 

Confessional

 
 

Oh Kate Bush, I'm so sorry  I really thought you were gonna win this season, what a twist  Just like that, there is only one remaining Kate. 
I thought *my* submission was great, clearly me and Lindsay don't share the same vision. At least @fishtails understood the slay. 
 
Most importantly though, congrats to Mitski! I knew she was gonna win, she is Liquid Smooth after all. Can"t wait for the next challenge!

I'm devastated to be leaving the Top Model house, as I feel I had so much left to curse give in the competition... but, I'll bow out with grace, and all of the valuables I could find from around the house stashed in my giant coat. My work is an acquired taste, and I'm glad I could bring an avant-garde edge to the competition, even for a few weeks... this isn't the first time the critics didn't understand my art! The public seemed to embrace it, though... maybe there's something to that voting system idea... 
 
So, I'll make my way to the Rejects' Resort, where my fellow eliminees better prepare themselves!
 

 
 

Good evening models.
 
I'm proud to announce we have been approved by the network for a second season!
Isn't that crazy?
 
This was a hard week to judge. All of you had a solid submission and deserve to stay here.
I wish I could keep you all, but I have to bite the bullet and let one of you go.
 
Me and guest judge @fishtails have thoroughly looked through the photos and are ready to reveal the results.
 
 
I have 7 beautiful women standing before me, but only 6 photos in my hand. 
One of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 7 photos will represent the 7 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
 
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
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Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
 
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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven)
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing)
You are the bottom three of this week. One of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.
 

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!
 
 

Before the judges’ deliberations, the girls are in the pool enjoying one last night together.
 
Ugh, my squirrelfriends, gather around… 
I’m so happy to be here with you all! I am nervous of tonight’s guest judge… I don’t know… I’m just having a weird gut feeling that I might be going home… Or maybe it was that chilli Lindsay and the guest judge made… Apparently they’ve never seen a match light on fire until today. Not to mention, Lindsay is dyslexic!
 

Before the judges’ deliberations, the girls are in the pool enjoying one last night together.
 
Ugh, my squirrelfriends, gather around… 
I’m so happy to be here with you all! I am nervous of tonight’s guest judge… I don’t know… I’m just having a weird gut feeling that I might be going home… Or maybe it was that chilli Lindsay and the guest judge made… Apparently they’ve never seen a match light on fire until today. Not to mention, Lindsay is dyslexic!
 

Before the judges’ deliberations, the girls are in the pool enjoying one last night together.
 
Ugh, my squirrelfriends, gather around… 
I’m so happy to be here with you all! I am nervous of tonight’s guest judge… I don’t know… I’m just having a weird gut feeling that I might be going home… Or maybe it was that chilli Lindsay and the guest judge made… Apparently they’ve never seen a match light on fire until today. Not to mention, Lindsay is dyslexic!
 

Before the judges’ deliberations, the girls are in the pool enjoying one last night together.
 
Ugh, my squirrelfriends, gather around… 
I’m so happy to be here with you all! I am nervous of tonight’s guest judge… I don’t know… I’m just having a weird gut feeling that I might be going home… Or maybe it was that chilli Lindsay and the guest judge made… Apparently they’ve never seen a match light on fire until today. Not to mention, Lindsay is dyslexic!
 

i don't know why that strange woman who broke into the premises and had insulted me is claiming we released a single together, i would never work with an artist who degraded me and made such a fool out of herself, i actually once heard her music while walking through homegoods and i didn't find it to be very good either
 

Results are going to be coming a little late tonight... me and fishtails took a cooking class and lost track of time
 

not this woman using absolutely every opportunity to promote and release new music…

Charli XCX's Beauty Shot
 
For my beauty shot this week, I decided to keep it simple. I wanted my face card to speak for itself. No bells and whistles. Today, my hair is my accessory, the deep red ombre framing my face and complementing my colours wonderfully. For my makeup, I decided to keep a minimal look.
 
This is me... Now.
 

Kate Moss - Beauty Shot
 

 
I'm keeping it simple this week, wearing a dark blue so the camera draws attention to my face 

The possibility that Lana could still have the spark under her ass to more create hip-hop inspired songs, which is where she is excellent at, in my opinion. She collaborated with Tommy Genesis on her previous album, so I wouldn't be surprised if she included some bops on Lasso.