Paris Hilton

He is the mastermind behind chemtrails MV. Honestly a music video with National Anthem’s type of aesthetic would kill me too. 

Imagine if BRTHR directs the music video…  we would win even MORE.

Poor Wally, Lana fans are never going to leave him alone now 
 
I hope everyone is nice to him, he really seems to love working with Lana, so I feel like he’s a perfect fit to help out with a music video 

omg if they’re shooting an MV… song is definitely coming within the next 2-4 weeks 

didnt he do chemtrails? Lowkey I hated that flop MV. We need whoever shot National Anthem, or Shades Of Cool ! PERIODDD

Imagine if BRTHR directs the music video…  we would win even MORE.

Imagine if BRTHR directs the music video…  we would win even MORE.

Imagine if BRTHR directs the music video…  we would win even MORE.

Do you think it will be a high budget MV or one of the simple ones

Excited as FUCK that we’re gonna get a blonde Lana music video, low key sad the video is just now being shot because they take a good bit of time to make, and I’d think they’re gonna drop the song and video the same time..so a June release just got super real 

tbh i think it's Lana's release and quavo was the one to make the collaborative post just because Lana had no idea how to make one lol

The way we r getting a trap song with rapper with visuals when she looks the best she’s ever looked in her career somebody teleport this info back to 2020 lanaboards

Oh my god, I guess I’m really homeless now am I?

I honestky can’t believe I’ve been eliminated, Lindsay Lohan when I catch on the All Stars season is ON!! And you too ivory almond, watch your back in the streets!!

confessional:
 
 

Good afternoon hobos.
I hope this week has humbled you.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "HOMELESS CHIC"
 
Each week gets harder and harder to judge.
This was the hardest yet.
 
Me and guest judge @ivory almond have thoroughly looked through the photos and are ready to reveal the results.
 
I have 8 beautiful women standing before me, but only 7 photos in my hand. 
One of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 7 photos will represent the 7 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
 
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
Tinashe ( @TheBoss)
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are the bottom three of this week. One of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!
 

confessional

 
 

"Oh, my god, you look just like Rihanna!"
"No, no, you're more like Lady Gaga!"
Actually, my name's RuPaul.
For this week's challenge I decided to honor Marina and the Diamonds: The queen of homeless chic!
I am going back to my roots as an edgy drag queen back in the 80s when I was serving nothing but Crisis, Uncertainty, Need, and Tenacity with my beautiful pieces of fabrics that I found under someone's tent here at Skid Row. 

 
And it doesn't stop there, as I pose, I RuVeal a second homeless chic look and a big curly wig, straight out of the Homeless Fashion Institute! I am so happy to dedicate an entire photoshoot to Marina Diamandis, a true icon of homelessness and bedframes.
 

Confessional
 

Not Ben using rocket emojis I literally will need sedated if he keeps that shit up

Ever since she started posting about LFL related things, I keep thinking this is going to be a more country version of LFL, more on the lighthearted side 

So far it's giving yet another classic 

Just like Cowboy Carter, Lasso will not be a purely country album. Lana is known for mixing genres, and I think we will see that in this album as well. Sure, maybe we'll hear 1-2 songs that sound like typical country in everyone's mind, but the rest of the songs will be influenced by folk, jazz, hip-hop and pop.

Let's face it... Skims, Met Gala, Quavo collab, one-word titles... This is gonna be her mainstream moment

Homeless Fashion Institute CEO @ivory almond