Psychedelic Pussy

urghhhhhhh I LOVED the album cover. At least the physicals will still have that cover.
i just know the new cover she’s chosen is going to be something lame as fuck that doesn’t even COMPARE to the og 

RIGHT???? LIKE….. these girls omg 

you called them to let them know abt the new release date  girl good luck getting it on the 10th now

not a fan never liked him
I get the impression that he’s a really snarky, conceited and mean person ??? idk… y’all I do not like her…..! 

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

anyways!

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

Her best since Venice bitch !

RIGHT???? LIKE….. these girls omg 

you called them to let them know abt the new release date  girl good luck getting it on the 10th now

Even if JB doesn’t fuck up- which I don’t think they will bc their system most likely won’t let you purchase the item (therefore the only possibility for a leak would be via a staff member stealing one)- some random mom&pop shop in some country is definitely going to have that shit on the shelves on March 10 LMFAOOOOOO and someone in brazil is probably going to be out cassette girl this era 

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

you called them to let them know abt the new release date  girl good luck getting it on the 10th now

Even if JB doesn’t fuck up- which I don’t think they will bc their system most likely won’t let you purchase the item (therefore the only possibility for a leak would be via a staff member stealing one)- some random mom&pop shop in some country is definitely going to have that shit on the shelves on March 10 LMFAOOOOOO and someone in brazil is probably going to be out cassette girl this era 

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

So crazy to think we’re getting Kali Uchis in a few days and then a week later we’re getting Ms Lana Del Rey’s magnum opus 

His profile omg! I'm cackling!
 
"About Me: I fucked up
Member Title: Fraudster
Interests: Scamming people
Favourite LDR Song: I'm indebted to you"
 
 
@@evilentity doing god's work!

Damn. I found this thread almost a year later. Lana fans not on Lana Boards are losers and deserve nothing good in the world. I felt this way before and even more now. My truth is that gatekeeping is completely valid. If you haven't spent hours downloading & obsessing over unreleased tracks and organizing them by recording dates, or spent sleepless nights considering the enigma that was Lizzy Grant, or shared Google Docs/Spreadsheets about the lore, or know about u/Hotsummerlilac, etc. you don't deserve rights! 
 
I'm totally joking...
I'm editing to add that I know I sound insane and toxic and I'm really not.  I'm parodying myself as if I were a completely rabid fan, à la Swiftie Twitter user. The only part I'm serious about is that Lana fans who are not on Lana Boards are losers but that's sometimes. Not all the time. And that I believe in gatekeeping.

lana del rey 2023 tour be like:
- goodnight oklahoma! welcome to the tunnel under ocean blvd tour! what you guys wanna hear today? 
- CINNAMON! CINNAMON! 
- cinnamon? 🤔 i don't know what you kids are talking about… oh okayyy i think i got u, are you ready? let's go! NOW MY LIFE IS SWEET LIKE CINNAMON LIKE A FUCKING DREAM- 

or for a music video?