Lana Rey Del Mar

here's the part where the dancers jog across the stage for no discernible reason

Time for the dancers cross country marathon across the stage
 

Don’t do black beauty like that.

That one guy who was in line with the giant S*** picture with an X on it must be living his best life with the lashings from Lana on Chemtrails omg

i don't blame her they are the most fun to sing along ain't nobody screaming bartender lyrics lets be real

like its really insane. "thought were on someone else" is being generous he MARRIED someone else like WOAH???? 

Like, we kinda knew he had been cheating but to hear it from Lana that that was what actually happened, and then to know he did it while they were in therapy?? Pretending to want to fix things between them while his thoughts were on someone else??   

lol if your boyfriend married someone else while dating you wouldn't you be little bitter?

i still can't get over the "he got married while we were in couples therapy together" LIKE OH GOD???

girl most of artists have at least 2 shows in the UK when they are touring and the London shows are always praised the most... what are you talking about

To be fair he just said he was performing at hyde park with her which he did…just his own separate show 😵 it’s the fans who twisted it

ok first I was like "tf she's not T Swift.." but uhm it actually makes kinda sense.. I think.. 

She either likes it black or diabetes in a cup I feel like there’s no in between

"...a cult-like following—not to mention more than a handful of infatuated fans. (During her Orlando tour date, police thwarted a kidnapping attempt by one.)"
 
Something about this part really bothers me...like, they lumped the Orlando kidnapper and her real fans together. He isn't a fan. He's a mentally ill person who may have been planning to harm Lana. The way it's worded, it sounds like they're trying to glamorize the situation, I guess? I dunno. I know they didn't mean any harm in it. I'm just being overly sensitive...

“It’s brand-new, it’s not a nostalgic, 1950s pickup,” she quips. “I’m over my old-car obsession—I’m happy with Bluetooth”
 
goddamnit  well pick the obsession BACK UP

Bartender feat.Kendrick Lamar confirmed!

I hope she went to NASA today with the rest of her bandmates. She was probably SO HYPE

half of my heart is in miami oh na na

i can't believe some of you think that is actually legitimate when they state they believe all of our dreams are recorded and can be uploaded and played like movies

You guys are real idiots for trying to find even a shred of truth in those crazy and sick comments. Take your crazy elsewhere, we don’t want or need it here.

Um, can you take this Pizzagate 2.0 bullshit over to one of the silly conspiracy threads and not litter this one with it? Thanks.

But Lana danced with a snake in Tropico    dammit Lana I thought you were snake woke
 
 
Is there likely to be a full video of this?
 
 
Lana should talk about Disney more often. 

I feel as though the story will be a tragedy. It seems that she was approached by others who wrote the story to write the music so we can assume it's, you know, the type of story you would think of Lana for. Maybe the story of the downfall of a starlet or something like that? 
 
Also I know you guys are posting celebs you think could play Lana but lets be real Sara Paulson is not going to be a Broadway actress anytime soon lol. And in regards to the musical they wouldn't be playing her anyways

Something like The Love Witch. Dark, cult vibes, a mix of hippie and glamorous.
Also, if she is to be part of it, I'd hope it would be some kind of bar scene performance where she's just singing and putting everyone in a trance, and then all their drinks are spiked with LSD

Coachella the musical?