pin up galore

yesss I thought I was on ATRL for a sec  this site should use the notification bar more often  

police have been called to the lipster awards. nicole nodland was caught trying to break into the ultra exclusive event. when arrested she told police she 'thought she would've been invited for service to the lana community'

props to @Elle and @your dealer for actually dressing up, you both look great
and thank you to the mods for setting this up

Just found a pic of me getting ready in my motel room before the red carpet

Joan rivers just called me an “ugly fag” and too “ put on a designer suit you thrift store poler player” I’m so honored

the way we're all going to have our hair & dresses torn off before the ceremony even starts because we can't stop fighting & making a scene! 
 
lizzy just vibes 

Ben and Ed are performing their bareback scene from back in their chaos men days stay tuned

I’ve arrived !

 
one of the terms of my mod queue being revoked was that i had to wear an air-tight outfit to keep my farts from interfering with the other guests .. whew it’s like a Dutch oven in this thing! not to worry , i have a suitcase full of goodies ready to unleash if i end up getting robbed in any of my categories 

the way this is gonna get cancelled cuz of Omicron 

the way this is gonna get cancelled cuz of Omicron 

the way this is gonna get cancelled cuz of Omicron 

the way this is gonna get cancelled cuz of Omicron 

F U OMICRON!!!!!!

F U OMICRON!!!!!!

I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED

the way this is gonna get cancelled cuz of Omicron 

F U OMICRON!!!!!!

This is lanaboards not fauciboards we all know they’re just running it on and on for extra profit

Totally forgot to mention I tested positive for COVID last night. Is that gonna be an issue?

the way this is gonna get cancelled cuz of Omicron 

F U OMICRON!!!!!!

the way this is gonna get cancelled cuz of Omicron 

F U OMICRON!!!!!!

F U OMICRON!!!!!!