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FBI???? LOL!!!! because there's not serious issues in the world for the FBI to deal with, they're now setting up "Special Task Fork Dark Blue", to find the source of song title leaks for Lana Del Rey!
 
:kettle whistle alarm goes off in Pentagon head quarters:
 
Over radio: "Cherry Pie, do you copy? Cherry Pie this is, Red Dress, over"
 
"Cherry pie, this is red dress, are we having a code Yayo? Over"
 

Lana's manager just spoke to me through twitter and Instagram. I'm not lying. They're trying to find tbe original source of the leak, and I told them I don't know. I know a lot of you have information about the album, including song leaks and picture leaks. Can you guys please give them all the information that you have? Of who sent it to you? Because that's the only way they can track down the leak..... I told them the person who sent it to me. They don't wanna hurt her fans, just the source. I have proof of him speaking to me from his official Instagram. I just don't understand how hey haven't handled the situation yet if the FBI is involved because that's what he told me (most likely just a scare technique)

listen the photo was leaked and we have to get over the fact that people leaked it out. Its not always eclipse or discords, fault. Yes you heard me right. I said it. The truth is it's her team's fault for allowing her stuff to be accessible. We can't always point fingers at one person. And if anything Elle works extremely hard to keep this site afloat. I don't think you guys realize how much money and time it takes to run a site, especially with moderately large traffic. I would know i made investments in some domains and it's alot of money and only a few of mine worked out well. In addition can you imagine how devastated she would be if someone claimed her site leaked something and it really didn't and someone on Lana's team wakes the f up finally and assumes oh this site causes it, let's terminate it. I wouldn't want to know how that feels. 
 
 
Additionally I would like to say that if someone you know on this site is leaking more material and using this domain to do so do not hesitate to contact the moderators. Please don't let this site get taken down or blame discord chat for this. 

i can't wait for an official album announcement so we can move to the album pre release thread and banish this one to hell

Ugh it's the middle of the night so I'm just going to lock this thread until I wake up so that way I can supervise it, because apparently I have to watch you guys like puppies who aren't toilet trained yet in case one of you wants to have a little leak.
Also, I don't even know how many times I've said it, but do NOT ask for/send exclusive info through the PMs. Anyone caught doing so will receive a warning and have their PM privileges temporarily revoked.
Goodnight, see you in the morning!! Love you guys a lot, even if you like to give me a hard time sometimes.

Because of people like you Lana had very hard times after Black Beauty leak. It won't happen again with Yail, not today satan, not tomorrow. Lana is mostly excited to show us the new song and the video and you my dear will just wait for the announcement from Lana and her label. If someone is truly a fan of hers and not just attention seeking twink will understand my words. You can get yourself in real trouble by sharing any kind of info of unseen material.
Besides, Lorde fans have to wait over 3-4 years for a new record, yall can wait a few weeks more, bye

Fckn HELL I woke up to two more people kindly sending me the pic but guys, some people here have double standards, don't whine about it getting leaked if 1 you're spreading it 2 you beg for it. Sorry to shade and I love you but this is just low. I don't fckn want to see it or hear it or whatever right now I want to have the pleasure of seeing how happy Lana is about releasing it. I know it comes from being nice but please no double standards

Life of being a LDR Stan:
 
Step 1:
My phone: "Instagram Notification: @LanaDelRey posted a video"
 
Step2:
I ran.
 
Step 3:
and i had meltdown once again.

Lana be like "mixing is so important and takes such a long time" and then we have Video Games which is mixed horribly
anyway, I really hope we get the single in February.

The sexual tension between @annedauphine and I in this tread in too much. The ily's, the compliments, the liking... @Elle please ban us. 

She is the one and only Queen of the Lanaboards community and it would simply take hours to list all the nice things she has done and will keep on doing for our family. She took over the forum and gave life to it to the best of her abilities and I, we, can't thank her enough for the time, energy and money she pours into keeping this place running in good shape in the most professional manner.
 
Simply, she is an angel and the nicest admin we could have ever asked for. So there's no one else more deserving this award than the beautiful
 
@@Elle!

My Anus started to vibrate @Eclipse i hate you and i love you

Off topic but I had to share what just happened and don't care if people take the piss out of me, cuz it's the funniest thing that's happened so far in 2017 for me, and theres no harm in making someone else laugh at my atrocities. 
  So I'm doing a big clear up in my house, I'm blasting out blue jeans which is my favourite song by lana, dancing and serenading away.I know I was over doing it but I'm in a damn good mood! My bf comes in the living room, looks at me and then just walks back out cuz he knows when I'm in one of these high as a kite moods I don't want to be troubled. My mum is staying round for the weekend as she hasn't been to our new place yet. Im guessing my bf told my mum what I was doing and she comes downstairs and gives me "the look" suggesting me to turn off the music to tell me something important. So i quickly start thinking of any shit that I've done to upset her...but she's only been here for a couple hours i couldn't of done some thing already, God! Mum tells me in her most serious caribbean accent "The one who I bore from my loins, do you need help? I know youve always been high spirited (in my opinion high spirited just means a demon child tbh)...but I'm worried" at this point I reply to her saying "I don't need help I need lanas new fuxkin album!"

I feel like we're so close to something actually happening but I think we're gonna see 300 pages on this thread first. We should start making wagers on the page count before ldr5 comes to life

Do it. Dont let your dreams be dreams. Just. Do. It

Off topic but I had to share what just happened and don't care if people take the piss out of me, cuz it's the funniest thing that's happened so far in 2017 for me, and theres no harm in making someone else laugh at my atrocities. 
  So I'm doing a big clear up in my house, I'm blasting out blue jeans which is my favourite song by lana, dancing and serenading away.I know I was over doing it but I'm in a damn good mood! My bf comes in the living room, looks at me and then just walks back out cuz he knows when I'm in one of these high as a kite moods I don't want to be troubled. My mum is staying round for the weekend as she hasn't been to our new place yet. Im guessing my bf told my mum what I was doing and she comes downstairs and gives me "the look" suggesting me to turn off the music to tell me something important. So i quickly start thinking of any shit that I've done to upset her...but she's only been here for a couple hours i couldn't of done some thing already, God! Mum tells me in her most serious caribbean accent "The one who I bore from my loins, do you need help? I know youve always been high spirited (in my opinion high spirited just means a demon child tbh)...but I'm worried" at this point I reply to her saying "I don't need help I need lanas new fuxkin album!"

Off topic but I had to share what just happened and don't care if people take the piss out of me, cuz it's the funniest thing that's happened so far in 2017 for me, and theres no harm in making someone else laugh at my atrocities. 
  So I'm doing a big clear up in my house, I'm blasting out blue jeans which is my favourite song by lana, dancing and serenading away.I know I was over doing it but I'm in a damn good mood! My bf comes in the living room, looks at me and then just walks back out cuz he knows when I'm in one of these high as a kite moods I don't want to be troubled. My mum is staying round for the weekend as she hasn't been to our new place yet. Im guessing my bf told my mum what I was doing and she comes downstairs and gives me "the look" suggesting me to turn off the music to tell me something important. So i quickly start thinking of any shit that I've done to upset her...but she's only been here for a couple hours i couldn't of done some thing already, God! Mum tells me in her most serious caribbean accent "The one who I bore from my loins, do you need help? I know youve always been high spirited (in my opinion high spirited just means a demon child tbh)...but I'm worried" at this point I reply to her saying "I don't need help I need lanas new fuxkin album!"

I feel like keeping things from people is just wrong. While I agree it's nice for "insiders" to share details about the new song and hype it up. Nobody is even hyping it up! They are literally talking about it like it's not going to be the best song of the year. They aren't even giving any specific details. Just repeating something that Eclipse already told us 50 years ago about instruments isn't anything special. If you want to be an insider drop us a lyric, give us a number from the release date, give us the atmosphere. All Lana songs include some kind of guitar. If I would have had it, I would have at least lowkey sent in to yall! There isn't any sense in this "he said she said" nonsense. It just makes people frustrated.

Off topic but I had to share what just happened and don't care if people take the piss out of me, cuz it's the funniest thing that's happened so far in 2017 for me, and theres no harm in making someone else laugh at my atrocities. 
  So I'm doing a big clear up in my house, I'm blasting out blue jeans which is my favourite song by lana, dancing and serenading away.I know I was over doing it but I'm in a damn good mood! My bf comes in the living room, looks at me and then just walks back out cuz he knows when I'm in one of these high as a kite moods I don't want to be troubled. My mum is staying round for the weekend as she hasn't been to our new place yet. Im guessing my bf told my mum what I was doing and she comes downstairs and gives me "the look" suggesting me to turn off the music to tell me something important. So i quickly start thinking of any shit that I've done to upset her...but she's only been here for a couple hours i couldn't of done some thing already, God! Mum tells me in her most serious caribbean accent "The one who I bore from my loins, do you need help? I know youve always been high spirited (in my opinion high spirited just means a demon child tbh)...but I'm worried" at this point I reply to her saying "I don't need help I need lanas new fuxkin album!"

Off topic but I had to share what just happened and don't care if people take the piss out of me, cuz it's the funniest thing that's happened so far in 2017 for me, and theres no harm in making someone else laugh at my atrocities. 
  So I'm doing a big clear up in my house, I'm blasting out blue jeans which is my favourite song by lana, dancing and serenading away.I know I was over doing it but I'm in a damn good mood! My bf comes in the living room, looks at me and then just walks back out cuz he knows when I'm in one of these high as a kite moods I don't want to be troubled. My mum is staying round for the weekend as she hasn't been to our new place yet. Im guessing my bf told my mum what I was doing and she comes downstairs and gives me "the look" suggesting me to turn off the music to tell me something important. So i quickly start thinking of any shit that I've done to upset her...but she's only been here for a couple hours i couldn't of done some thing already, God! Mum tells me in her most serious caribbean accent "The one who I bore from my loins, do you need help? I know youve always been high spirited (in my opinion high spirited just means a demon child tbh)...but I'm worried" at this point I reply to her saying "I don't need help I need lanas new fuxkin album!"

I disagree completely - people should share whatever claims they heard, or whatever thoughts they have, so that we can speculate and guess how this new single will sound. It's the whole point of the thread.
 
There's no use in stopping discussion just because users may get thirsty and there is a fear that songs may leak. Everyone is thirsty as it is, talking about new songs can help ease the pressure of having to wait for something to happen. Speculation is good.

Eh I don't believe these people have it/heard it (except Eclipse) I doubt it's "going thru cell phones", that's just silly.

Honestly, as long as nothing leaks that will harm Lana in any way, I love the speculation and guessing... and even fake "insiders" It keeps me excited and ready for the new track/album/era, and is all in good fun, so long as no actual sensitive info or audio leaks. 
 
So, if any of y'all have audio/info, I hope you keep it to yourselves, and let Lana get the privilege of releasing her own art, on her own terms. Meanwhile, I hope everyone keeps making guesses at what the new track will sound like! I'm so ready 
 
 
 
did I write this....
no, as much as I would love a surf-noir/hawaiian glam metal/AKA+UV album (it would be absolutely perfect imo), I don't want Lana to stop whatever direction she's going in. It's her art, and one of these days, I might have to accept that she's probably never going back to the Lizzy Grant sound... as hard as it is   

Thirsty? We're all already dry