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TULSA JESUS FREAK AUGUST 29TH

ok I love Hey Baby Blue, I NEED that song 

I'm screaming at this! The queen of being randomly on Twitch 
- Are you filming this? 
- We're on Twitch right now ...live 
- Oh fuck 
- Yeah 
- What?!  on WITCH? LANA DEL REY WITCH 

That hairstylist is going to feel the full force of the fandom if he has been bullshitting us.  I pray for his sake that he isn’t playing games. 

640 pages later and the biggest piece of information we have gotten came from her hairstylist 

I think there are 3 possibilities:
 
a) The album is indeed being surprised dropped on the 28th and she gave us the September 5th date to make it more of a surprise  (but maybe forgot there were 31 days in August and that’s why the 5th was not a Friday date, and she meant the 4th). This seems most likely because Friday is the standard release day. 
 
b) The album is still coming on September 4/5 and they’re just dropping a single with a music video on the 28th - which is a week before. 
 
c) She will reveal the album cover and tracklist on the 28th - a week before the September 4/5th date. 

I bet this is what she meant when she said surprise release last year...give us a date but then release it a week early - and that’s why there’s been no news and why Ed couldn’t answer @RormanNockwell when they asked about the album coming in September. And that’s why she’s doing all this frequent posting now...code cracked? 

Not me googling "She was not fragile like a flower, she was fragile like a bomb" and only pinterest and etsy results popping up

omg but the chaotic energy of the hair dude making the announcements for her - i have to laugh 

Can't wait for her daily instagram post about her fave mailman or her personal starbuck's barista

As I've said numerous times, I wouldn't be mad if this project was delayed... I would rather just know. Like if it's coming in September, then great! But at least confirm it once more Lana, album cover, single, pre-order, even just an Instagram post with the caption "Chemtrails Over The Country Club / 09.04.20". 
 

ive been reading thru the past few pages, and it somewhat annoys me when people say lana doesn't care about her fans w this album "rollout". i think us fans are way too demanding. Lana specifically said it will be a surprise drop, to me, that screams no singles, no promo, just the occasional hints or subtle mentions in a social media post, interview, etc. and everyone on here hypes themselves up over "announcement days" that we have speculated and manifested into existence, then when they obviously dont come to fruition, lash out at Lana and say she mistreats her fans and doesn't car..... I hate to sound harsh because i am so obsessed with lana too and follow her leaks and social media movements, but get a life! if stuff like this upsets you this much then go stan ariana grande or something. lana is elusive, mysterious, i love how unexpected she is, and no matter how long she lets the anticipation drag on, she always delivers. (and i dont want to hear it about Lust for Life, EVERYONE was bumping to it on release week, then after a month the haters came out of the woodwork and labeled it her worst album for god knows why, i mean seriously if features and a few trap beats ruin an entire project for you idk what to tell you. especially when the project has 16 tracks!)

no thank you

honestly i feel like the album is done and has BEEN done for months. she just wanted to opt for a more quiet release this time around. wish she didn't even announce it, but no use in complaining about what's passed honestly. if it doesn't come out on September 5th, it'll come out later and we'll have to deal with it. it'll suck, sure. but it won't be the end of the world and there'll be no use in blaming her for it as i doubt she *wants* it to come out later than the date she announced it.

Tbh i'm still not over "Contemplating at Costco the Santa Clarita fires" somehow the phrasing of that is so hilarious to me and the idea of that being a song title just has me screaming.

can we at least get nfr instrumentals while we wait for cocc???

that's horrifying, never speak of it ever again. nightmare fuel. 

girl speak for yourself! i would never want this! keep them coming yearly lana 

I just hope the final track on the album is ‘God Bless and Fuck Off’ 

Lana has nothing "left to work on", in terms of Violet; the audiobook is finished and released--the only remaining thing is for the manufacturers to print and press the physical versions, which requires 0 of Lana's efforts at this point. Saying she still has a "full plate" with Violets is untrue...and she can certainly put new music out before Oct. 2

This is for the Twin Peaks stans:

Stuck in an ominous and exclusive environment, while the evil is out there.     

In an interview from October 2019 with a Seattle radio station, she said that some songs that didn’t make it to NFR had a “hip-hop girl-group” sound and were “real bombastic.”
 
Based on the beats in the TJF snippet, maybe some songs from those early NFR sessions before the direction became a singer-songwriter sound, will make it onto the album or maybe the album in general will retain that sound?
I could see the title and the album’s potential sociopolitical satire tying well into a layered, ‘60s wall-of-sound atmosphere but with more modern beats to convey Lana’s thematic manipulation of classic American culture. 

“COntemplating aT CostCo...”
it’s a secret code 

She has to be trolling us
 

"the facebook dm chris gehringer received"