Liz Taylor Blues

a little birdie told me Joan and Bobby made the tracklist.......

Yes i write furiously into the blog instead of saying deranged things IRL its extremely therapeutic and has resulted in a lot less burnt bridges in person

Free vodka for the winners and discounted cigs for the runner ups.

I just want yall to know….i am going to get so much worse. I am gonna let it go straihht to my head. I am going to be such a fame whore about it. I will add lipster award winning poet to my bio and my resume. ( ok not my resume never) i will be even more deranged and poetic. I will become a self that is so loathing….except not because i won!!!!

Theres not gonna be a winners cheque you…. Theres not even gonna be a house….

Make an meme coin off it

I won!!!! Im miss congeniality!!!!lawd all my life I had ta fight. I had ta fight my daddy fight my uncle had ta fight my brothers…..okay i didnt win an acting award…..id like to thank the lipsters the hipsters the narcissists and above all those who believed in me believed that i was absolutely certifiable and above all kinda hot…. God bless america and all the beautiful people in it!!!! I would finally win after several years the year i skip….. Thanks king!!! I wrote you in to nearly every category

yeah its better lol.... its from like 2012 or something and we don't rebump really old threads according to site rules.

I misread this as Diddy specific..........which is an interesting misread as I'm sure thats absolutely the case for some people following the news...

not to be a hater but this thread seems like an attempt of rebottling lightning alla a very infamous certain lanaboards thread.....

Lana mishearing us and serving cunk instead….we’ll take it at this point

Henry's got a cock ring

a little birdie told me atleast one song on the album is reggae so thats exciting...........unsure if this track is the taylor collab or thats a different one....... apparently jack tried to broker peace between Lana and Lorde and it uh worsened relations between the two..... lana told her she still walks like a biotch.......lorde repeated the claim that she grew up rich......a brawl happened

It's totally an album.

I VOTED!!!!