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I'm tired of the arguments about how an I'm a Slave 4 U-esque sweaty sexual music video with athletic men needs to include overweight people
it doesn't

Spongebob could do Spider Web but Melanie Martinez could never do Where's Gary

Spongebob could do Spider Web but Melanie Martinez could never do Where's Gary

Bluffington made sense cuz it was referring to a school in a 90s cartoon & she was obsessed with 90s cartoons and very obviously making a school-themed album
Medieval Dynasty was just...???

I got bored. Here's this.

I got bored. Here's this.

I got bored. Here's this.

Spongebob could do Spider Web but Melanie Martinez could never do Where's Gary

I got bored. Here's this.

this photo should’ve been the cover tbh. I changed my Apple Music to the photo when I first saw it. 
 
Also I don’t get why she’s doing this whole “no title or artist” name on the covers, if she’s not gonna stick to the theme for her other studio albums? Like the midnights covers make no sense in the context of the post-Lover covers. 

I got bored. Here's this.

Spongebob could do Spider Web but Melanie Martinez could never do Where's Gary

I cannot break it down on an era-by-era basis, but her top 10 best unreleased songs (in alphabetical order) are
Angry All the Time — would've smashed at the time Bel Air — definitely cried to this in recent years Come to My Party — she should be arrested for not making this a droplet Interior — banger, glad she didn't hyperpopize it for HIFN though Jungle — should've been on True Romance Not In Love — should've been on a soundtrack or something Real Friends — Click was released and this wasn't??? Save You — lovely; same as Bel Air Taxi — [gay slur]s were never the same after this The One I Die 4 — Atlantic is going to hell

I still don't get why Medieval Dynasty was a thing
I know Melodyne flip-flops with her historical imagery, but why would Ms. Sobinfant die in midcentury environs and begin her next life in a completely different, past-tense era?

Marina after including "capitalism made us poor" and "I'm a millionairess" on the same album

I cannot break it down on an era-by-era basis, but her top 10 best unreleased songs (in alphabetical order) are
Angry All the Time — would've smashed at the time Bel Air — definitely cried to this in recent years Come to My Party — she should be arrested for not making this a droplet Interior — banger, glad she didn't hyperpopize it for HIFN though Jungle — should've been on True Romance Not In Love — should've been on a soundtrack or something Real Friends — Click was released and this wasn't??? Save You — lovely; same as Bel Air Taxi — [gay slur]s were never the same after this The One I Die 4 — Atlantic is going to hell

I cannot break it down on an era-by-era basis, but her top 10 best unreleased songs (in alphabetical order) are
Angry All the Time — would've smashed at the time Bel Air — definitely cried to this in recent years Come to My Party — she should be arrested for not making this a droplet Interior — banger, glad she didn't hyperpopize it for HIFN though Jungle — should've been on True Romance Not In Love — should've been on a soundtrack or something Real Friends — Click was released and this wasn't??? Save You — lovely; same as Bel Air Taxi — [gay slur]s were never the same after this The One I Die 4 — Atlantic is going to hell

I cannot break it down on an era-by-era basis, but her top 10 best unreleased songs (in alphabetical order) are
Angry All the Time — would've smashed at the time Bel Air — definitely cried to this in recent years Come to My Party — she should be arrested for not making this a droplet Interior — banger, glad she didn't hyperpopize it for HIFN though Jungle — should've been on True Romance Not In Love — should've been on a soundtrack or something Real Friends — Click was released and this wasn't??? Save You — lovely; same as Bel Air Taxi — [gay slur]s were never the same after this The One I Die 4 — Atlantic is going to hell

I cannot break it down on an era-by-era basis, but her top 10 best unreleased songs (in alphabetical order) are
Angry All the Time — would've smashed at the time Bel Air — definitely cried to this in recent years Come to My Party — she should be arrested for not making this a droplet Interior — banger, glad she didn't hyperpopize it for HIFN though Jungle — should've been on True Romance Not In Love — should've been on a soundtrack or something Real Friends — Click was released and this wasn't??? Save You — lovely; same as Bel Air Taxi — [gay slur]s were never the same after this The One I Die 4 — Atlantic is going to hell

I feel like Atlantic would've felt more comfortable about XCX (album) if she swapped out Bounce for ILY2, instead of yk performing Bounce on national TV as if it were a rational single option for an album that is barely similar to it & that is wholly more radio-friendly than it
80% sure I've made this post before but I'm making it again

Bluffington made sense cuz it was referring to a school in a 90s cartoon & she was obsessed with 90s cartoons and very obviously making a school-themed album
Medieval Dynasty was just...???

Bluffington made sense cuz it was referring to a school in a 90s cartoon & she was obsessed with 90s cartoons and very obviously making a school-themed album
Medieval Dynasty was just...???

I feel like there were more-recognizable references to be made, i.e. Overprotected I guess that's a bit on-the-nose though

I saw a TikTok earlier showing video of Myah Marie talking YEARS ago about a Britney Jean reject w/ will.i.am that had "business" in the title, which was already worrying, and this certainly doesn't help things