Ivory Cricket

Lana got so tired of her songs getting leaked that she finally started dating a cop who will start arresting the "Lil fuckers" who keep leaking her stuff. Oooh Lana is really *Playing A Dangerous Game*
And here I thought she wanted to reunite with Barrie after listening to her #California song. I so badly wanted them to get back together and make beautiful music cuz they were artistic soulmates. Like what on earth does she have in common with a cop?!?! Good Lord!!!

So this is what she meant when she said she’s just as much of a republican as a liberal. Not like liberals are anti cop though.....

She looks so good... imagine seeing her in central park. How could she not walk around there and not get stopped like 25 times 

And this trip for Jones Beach is shaping up to be the perfect set up for more sad new york nostalgia tracks 

Lana saw all the fuck blue lives memes and was like "...ok" 

M is actually for "Majic" that's why she said Magic.
and now u know who is K from "Part for K"
 
She knows that I will have huge role in her life.
 
The fact that when I started to talk I named my first toy "Lana" and it was dog.
 
Why dog? Because I used to RIDE dog with name Lana.
 
That dog was same colour as Lana's hair in RIDE video.
I was searching for that pic rn and it "mysteriously" disappeared from our box with pictures. Hmmm...
 
RIDE = first paradise single
 
PARADISE = Beyonce said in her movie that my country is PARADISE
 
Y'all better prepare

Why is this so funny to me ksjdksf

Thank you! Say it louder!

uh wow. how about we don't criticize her appearance? just because she's famous doesn't make it okay for people to go after her looks. she is still a person and I'm sure 99% of the people behind the keyboards spewing hate about Lana's appearance (which isn't that bad in the first place) are probably not the prettiest people to walk the Earth either. it's sad that LDR felt the need to use plastic surgery to feel better about her face or for whatever reason she did it. but people talking so hatefully about her appearance aren't doing any good. she's a human being entitled to her physical autonomy, and that's that. I'm all for free speech but some of the comments I've read in this thread are really appalling and while I don't like to sound like I'm on a high horse, please do fucking better than dragging her looks.

They lost the lawsuit  

Let's just hope you're right about that.
 
 
 
There's no arguing there though, Honeymoon, from a production point of view, is her best album! It has the most lush, refined and cinematic sound of all her albums. I can't believe this masterpiece turns four years old tomorrow!
 

Another day of pretending like the production of this album is not all over the place and doesn't sound like the music equivalent of Chuck's photography and editing skills. It has literally the least immaculate sound of all her albums. I honestly suggest you to go back and revisit her discography. You might stumble across an album called Honeymoon, which has literally the most immaculate sound and is far from pop music!  
 
There's a difference between wanting good production values and wanting Lana to go down the pop road again, henny. 
 

 
and also Halsey, Melanie Martinez, Billie Eyelash and all those little effers are trash.

All the instrumentals of this album (except Cinnamon and also How To Disappear) they pretty much all lack that climax moment, like you keep waiting for it to happen but the song they never kinda take off? And also as much as I enjoy Happiness Is A Butterfly, to me it sounds like she mashed three different songs together, the transition between each verse is very non-sensical to me. Jack is a wannabe great producer, he likes to think that he's like the best at this game and like Lana seems to think so too, which is odd to me since she has worked with Emile Haynie, Dan Auerbach, Rick Nowels, Tim Larcombe and even Rick Rubin (even though it was just for one song, to me, from a production standpoint, Ride is literally her best track).

this is hard to articulate but I would like her to make a distinctly different album with White Hot Forever. the singles of NFR made me think it would be very different from anything she'd released before, but in reality a lot of the album tracks, while amazing, could have fitted well on other albums. In WHF I would love for her to do more surfy rock vibes but try make a few bangers. I know Lana and bangers in the same sentence might seem crazy, but I mean more explosive stuff like California. I know there is huge potential with her having grand vocals, zingy and glitzy guitars, and dope retro synths. think somewhat similar to BØRNS but with a sound that fits Lana's voice a bit better. 
 
also, something huge I would LOVE to see; the return of sugar-voice Lana. her only studio songs which I consider to have this voice are OTTR and Radio, where she has that high-pitched super-sweet voice which I adore. I would looooove to see that in a rock setting.

Can this album just be an extension of untouchable 5 minus black beauty please

I would not say no to some dream pop 

I'm fuckin' ready for this

@ using that generator you shared, here's what we can expect after White Hot Forever - 
 
Lana Del Rey releases her 8th studio album, Supermassive Black Hole
Lana Del Rey releases her 9th studio album, Blonde
Lana Del Rey releases her 10th studio album, Ultraviolence 2
Lana Del Rey releases her 11th studio album, Cherry Bomb
Lana Del Rey releases her 12th studio album, Beautiful Tragic World

It's an allergic reaction. Sis can't have matcha no more

California outshines everything else on this record

that honoring love thing even when its gone. Lanaisms are so endless and precious

She plans on seducing him to get K out.

That’s our girl
Just look at 2007-9, where she somehow juggled Josh, Arthur, Steven, Mike, Reeve, and probably more, all with various degrees of involvement and overlap. When she said prolific, she wasn’t kidding

whats the tea about the truck?

Has Lana finally said goodbye to Chase Stogel? One of her Matcha Yoga mom friends  said a while ago somewhere that Lana and Chase has an on and off thing for a while now.  I don't know how long that on and off thing was going but I think she fucked G-Eazy and maybe Joe Schilling in the meantime and Jack Dickonoff. And now maybe she wants to fuck the cops. Maybe they are only friends but who knows At the same time Lana maybe wants Barrie back if he would come to California again...this girl
Maybe he is a bad cop?

Putting the narc in narco-swing