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I hope her team doesn't get TOO comfortable just dropping random vinyl singles lmao this for some reason gives me fan made vibes with Black Beauty randomly chosen as the b side like why not Flipside or Is This Happiness? if were gonna do UV tracks that aren't pressed 

watch it have the demo version of black beauty on it

flipside and is this happiness get their own exclusive vinyl one day (my womanly intuition says so!)
though they should have pressed them all on the same vinyl for an EP..like a 10 inch record or something 
 
 
anyway the best thing about this is them using more of Neil’s UV photoshoot… a win!

the import price alone is three times the price of the record.
im once again being left on the dirt by mrs. lana 

Why am I both surprised yet not that there’s no news about this release on that new exclusive sparkle jump rope queen website of hers? 

Okay let’s stop arguing please x

not till Barbie girl with the cunty scratch synth drop leaks
 
 
Loving the make you mine leak. Charli’s verse at the bridge is so good. “Disgusting f*gg*ts like calciferdelrey franks ocean & urdarkhorse are sitting behind their broken down hp laptops in their Brazilian favelas trading Charli xcx slayyyter and Kim Petras songs to save them from a poverty stricken lifestyle” is her best lyrics to date. The emotional intensity eclipses that of track 10 and will live on as her rawest lyrics ever. 

Literally, she is just doing things for her fans I would be thrilled if Lana released music and new merch as often as Taylor done. 
 
I actually bought the digital album because the cover reminds me of the Marie Antoinette promo posters from 2006 

I bought a Lana record from Walmart in the US for the first time recently and realized they offer return protection for a couple bucks. So I can scratch it til it burns out and then get a brand-new one in 2 years. I couldn't believe it. I'm trying to buy all my scratching records through them for now on. 

Oooo I would love to read it and review it for you. Funny enough that my job to review products and books. I'm so down for this!

Hello everyone! I am unsure of the rules with a post like this so admins please delete it if it's not allowed. I have written an extensive Lana Del Rey biography which compiles her history from birth until Ocean Blvd using hundreds of interviews. Of course, writing a book is only half the battle, and I am struggling to get eyes onto the publication. So, for this board only, I am offering the book 100% for free. I can send you the epub or the PDF. In return, I would only hope for an honest review on Amazon, but even that is not necessary. Let me know if you're interested and I will message you further details! Thanks

After watching the movie Killers of the Flower Moon and seeing what America has done to indigenous people it’s so crazy to me that we are witnessing a genocide of the Palestinian people right in front of our eyes and we cannot do anything about it …

Lana in Future Nostalgia
 

Omfg and it's perfect! 

I usually separate art from artist but it does piss me off when an artist makes constant shallow political statements in their music and then turns around and post some shit like that. The music’s bad AND you stand for nothing, pick a struggle.

Honestly my hopes for the next Marina album center around some shit she's said in the past. She's talked about greek mythology before IIRC and wanting to do an album around that, and I personally think that would be the move to make. I'm going to pick my words carefully and deliberately here - L&F was a low point in her discography, and I do think that Ancient Beans WAS a step up sonically and a return to the ~energy of "old Marina", despite lyrically being VERY pegged to the zeitgeist of it's creation.

I feel like the way to do a "clean slate" here is to just go feral with a whole ass concept album and step into a different person(s)/persona(s).
 
I'd LOVE to see her go back to that greek mythology idea and give us a concept album, and even find a way to work in some of that New Woke Feminism she always getting criticized about. Write a tortured ballad from the perspective of Persephone. Sing about being tricked by a man to eat the pomegranate seeds, sing about how it doesn't get easier spending all the time away from the sun, small slices of your time stolen from a man who felt you were his to take and his to trick. Metaphor up the lack of choice for a woman in it, and how so many things are seen as 'duty' because a man deemed it so.
 
Flip shit around too, go wild. Rewrite the whole concept of 'Pandora's Box' into something more lighthearted and fun. Give us an uptempo bop about a girl who was bored with the world and there she found a box filled with chaos and wonder and she set it all free, the good and the bad, just for the contrast it all brings. Was it a little bit stupid to unleash evil on the world? Sure, but now it makes all of the good that much better because we all know what "worse" looks like, and it's the space in-between that we should have a little fun with now.

I feel like Eros, Aphrodite, and Psyche would be a 'perfect' story to Marina-fy, since it deals with jealous women and game playing and the absurdity of it all, and how even if you manage to adhere to impossible beauty standards (Aphrodite's three impossible tasks), it's *still* not enough. There's a whole lot of "jealous woman" stereotype shit in there, that would be absolutely low hanging fruit to hit with the Marina Bat of "women should build each other up, ugh".

I feel like, in the spirit of something like "How to be a Heartbreaker", do a fun take on 'Helen of Troy' and the whole Trojan War (to go hand in hand with my idea of "rewriting" Pandora's Box to be a bit more fun); Helen was bored af of her man, she wanted a little excitement, she decided to mess around with a man on the side, and now we're at "Oops I sparked a war, lets make it his fault, tee hee hee, look at that, the gods are all protecting me, dames can get away with it all" or some shit.

Have I said this before? I feel like I have.

Idk. But it would be nice to see.

Remember the Froot slot machine on her website? Omg I used to play that shit every day  that was such a good era 

I think it is important for everyone on this forum to take a step back and realize how lucky we all are to be in the middle of this silly discourse about Lana Del Rey rather than starving in Gaza with no internet, electricity, food, or water. I also recommend that people watch the firsthand accounts of civilians who are begging us to listen.

I mean I don’t the see the issue in people being dissapointed in her. It’s weird to just think anyone shouldn’t have any feelings on it when she chose to sign that letter. And Lana did get praise for donating, so I don’t know what you are even talking about. 

I agree that it’s definitely not black and white, and while I think the letter is poorly worded and doesn’t address the immense suffering Israel has unleashed on Palestinians, I also think Lana added her name to this with good intentions and I’m not going to drag her for it.

First of all, it's not ISIS but Hamas.
Then, the vile actions of Hamas shouldn't result in the death of thousands of innocent civilians, that have nothing to do with those (especially considering most of the population in Gaza is underage and couldn't vote for Hamas in 2006).
Finally, there was another letter (Artists 4 Ceasefire) that was way more nuanced and definitely hurting for both sides. 
 
Also, I can't believe I'm writing that: encouraging Israel bombings will never be a pro-peace statement. 

The Blue Banisters vinyl (and the cds and cassettes) have always been on the site. There just weren't any direct links to it from the front page or the music tab, but they were always visible at the link https://shoplanadelrey.com/products or https://shoplanadelrey.com/collections/blue-banisters-pre-order-collection. Same for the clear COCC, you always could order it from Lana's site if you knew and had a direct link to it
And since it will inevitably come up since it always does, the store always says "shipping on (3 days from whenever you're looking at it)" even if the item is sold out. The vinyl saying they will ship in 3 days is not a sign they are restocking, it just always says that for everything

Happy Birthday, dear Blue Banisters!