American Whore

That's what I'm hoping. I think we've seen what we will get as far as Lana x Jack and at this point it's going to get tired and overdone if they keep on. they need to let it be where it is at now and be done with it. she should move on to another producer (Mike) and let's have the party dress again

lana will post tiddy and tracklist on QFTC Day

lmao the day after you were like "we been knew" 

lmao the day after you were like "we been knew" 

I forgot about this thread. I need to come back and update it like I planned to do ugh

Yes yes yes!! I’m gonna have to keep the OP updated as we go along and separate them by year. I’ll edit the OP when I get home tonight

I saw someone mention we should make this a thread a few hundred pages ago in the NFR Pre-Release thread and couldn’t find one. This is a thread for the lies she’s told us and the unfulfilled promises that will probably never actually happen.
 
So I’m starting it.
 
Let’s start off with some of the more obvious lies:
 
2012: “I’d like to re-release (remake?) my first album [AKA]”
2012: "I'm going to release a video for Dark Paradise"
2017: “I’m thinking about releasing an album of 25 favorite unreleased tracks”
2017: "I'm going to release a video for Cherry"
2017: "Yosemite and BAR will be released as folk singles - possibly in a folky EP."
2018: “Norman Fucking Rockwell will be released top of the new year [2019]”
2019: "Violet will be out Jan 4" [Source]
May 2020: "I'll be releasing my album (Chemtrails) September 5"
Nov. 2020: "I'm going to digitally release an album of covers for you for Christmas"

That's what I'm hoping. I think we've seen what we will get as far as Lana x Jack and at this point it's going to get tired and overdone if they keep on. they need to let it be where it is at now and be done with it. she should move on to another producer (Mike) and let's have the party dress again

That's what I'm hoping. I think we've seen what we will get as far as Lana x Jack and at this point it's going to get tired and overdone if they keep on. they need to let it be where it is at now and be done with it. she should move on to another producer (Mike) and let's have the party dress again

That's what I'm hoping. I think we've seen what we will get as far as Lana x Jack and at this point it's going to get tired and overdone if they keep on. they need to let it be where it is at now and be done with it. she should move on to another producer (Mike) and let's have the party dress again

That's what I'm hoping. I think we've seen what we will get as far as Lana x Jack and at this point it's going to get tired and overdone if they keep on. they need to let it be where it is at now and be done with it. she should move on to another producer (Mike) and let's have the party dress again

That's what I'm hoping. I think we've seen what we will get as far as Lana x Jack and at this point it's going to get tired and overdone if they keep on. they need to let it be where it is at now and be done with it. she should move on to another producer (Mike) and let's have the party dress again

From what I can tell, Jack is really only strongly disliked by stans (mainly on here and Twitter). The general public loves him, especially since he works with people like Lorde and Taylor. I don't have an issue with his production per say, but I'm ready for something a lot fuller than what he's done with Lana. I think it's high time the music stops stripping down and starts getting all dressed up., and I know Mike will deliver on that for the upcoming album 

THE CHAOS IN THIS THREAD MUST MEAN THE ALBUM IS COMING 
 

i read the name Blue Banisters as Blue Blisters.... ugh i hate that hahaha

no we are not calling the 911s on our queen mother

i read the name Blue Banisters as Blue Blisters.... ugh i hate that hahaha

He honestly seems like the « right » producer to go to if she really wants to channel anything related to QFTC. 

i read that typo as "diana" 

i read that typo as "diana" 

no we are not calling the 911s on our queen mother

I really hope she celebrates the anniversary of QTFC next week with a scandalous post to promote BB. 

listen i'm strung the fuck out waiting for what type of bombshell onika is going to deliver to my timeline of sleeper-agent barbs disguised as regular human people give me a break

i read that typo as "diana" 

i think nothing special! if that album is truly happening it's probably being planned around nikki with producers from the country world rather than lana's pop producers