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Well everyone, it's that time of year again! Our annual Lipsters Awards is our site's own awards ceremony where we all come together to honour the best of the best (and the worst of the worst.)
 
Morning Preparations: page 33
Red Carpet: page 53
Awards Ceremony: page 68 
After Party: page 93
 
 

 
Though we’ve been without our infamous “Time Online” tracker for awhile, I’m sure you all can recognize who our most recent visitors are! The Most Active award will be bestowed upon the member that frequently blesses us with their posts. Also thanks for boosting our AdSense revenue xx
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @YourGirl666
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie
 

Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like.
 
Winner: @Mer
Runner Up: @Alison by Slowdive
Other nominees: @May, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie
 
 

Whether it be a Lana pun, an iconic song title, or just a pure imaginative name, we all have that one member whose name makes us smile, and the Best Username award is for that special someone.
Winner: @LanasLeftCheekFiller
Runner Up: @takeitdoen
Other nominees: @daddyauerbach, @IanadeIrey, @Mash Tragic
 
 

For Worst Username... well.. we will just assume your first option was taken.
Winner: @Jack Antonoff is a God
Runner Up: @LanasLeftCheekFiller
Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @lanasbottom, @Lentilus Dealer Hoe
 
 

The Best Taste award is to honour the member who embodies the embodiment of true taste. That shining strawberry in the fruit salad, the Black Cherry in White Claw variety pack, that beautiful shiitake mushroom in the stir-fry. Let’s discuss this – they’re disgusting, you’re delicious.
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @IanadeIrey
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Super Movie
 
 

Well, you can’t agree with everyone. Opposite from our previous award, the Worst Taste award is for the one whose opinions are the moldy cantaloupe in the fruit salad, the picked-over Natural Lime in the White Claw variety pack, the shriveled up cabbage in the stir-fry. We’re sorry, but we still love you anyway.
Winner: @Terrence Loves Me
Runner Up: @Jack Antonoff is a God
Other nominees: @baddisease, @lustforlife, @The Siren
 

 

This award is reserved for our little America’s Sweetheart, the ray of sunshine in every thread who always keeps it sugary sweet. Let’s show our appreciation for those who make LanaBoards an enjoyable place to be with the Nicest Member award.
Winner: @IanadeIrey
Runner Up: @Elle
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Surf Noir
 
 

No negativity on this site, thank u. But it happens sometimes. This award is for our feisty kitten who has no shame in digging their claws in every now and then. Take your Rudest Member award and then maybe chill out.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @lanasbottom
Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @Rorman Nockwell, @TrashMagiq
 
 

Old is gold. This award is to honour our member who has continued to come back year after year despite the madness, the one who has become truly ingrained within LanaBoards culture. Give a salute as we honour our favourite LanaBoards veteran with the Veteran Member award.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined before August 2016 are eligible for this award)
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Trash Magic
Other nominees: @Creyk, @Hundred Dollar Bill, @YUNGATA
 
 

As our memberbase has expanded by over 40% in the past year, it’s only right we honour those who are new members to our community! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We hope you stick around.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2020 are eligible for this award)
Winner: @honeybadger
Runner Up: @COCC
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @BluebirdXO, @Gravitate
 
 

Everybody loves an underdog. The Underrated Member award is for the member who you feel doesn’t get enough credit around here, and deserves to be celebrated.
Winner: @Hydroponic Weeds
Runner Up: @boom like that
Other nominees: @drugmunny, @rightofjupiter, @stupidapartmentcomplex
 
 

Though I resent this award each year, at this point it has become tradition. The Best Banned Member award is to honour someone who is no longer here with us due to their own naughtiness. Perhaps a legend in their own right, pour out a drink for our fallen sisters with this award.
Winner: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @13bitches, @DeluluKing (disqualified), @isthismelancholia
 
 

The Most Missed Sis award is for someone who isn't necessarily a banned member, but for one who hasn't been around for awhile. Who do you miss seeing? Who do you want to have their comeback era? Let them know through this award. (Don’t let user May gaslight you into thinking they’re dead though.)
Winner: @electra
Runner Up: @stupidapartmentcomplex
Other nominees: @ArtDecoDelRey, @salvatore, @Sitar
 
 

Whether it be because of their huge Lana collection, their knowledge of Lana’s life history, their frequency at live shows, or just their general massive appreciation for Lana, the Biggest Stan award will honour the true ride or die (bitch.)
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Surf Noir
Other nominees: @IanadeIrey, @That Venice Bitch, @gatadelrey
 
 

“When will people be over her? I am a Hater.” Although this is a whole forum dedicated to Lana herself, we do have those members who give her a hard time, and that’s why I cross my fingers that Lana doesn’t visit here too often. Although I don’t endorse the hatred, perhaps the Biggest Lana Hater award can give a little hint-hint nudge-nudge to ease off… or just add more fuel to the fire.
Winner: @Rorman Nockwell
Runner Up: @lanasbottom
Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @shady, @TrashMagiq
 
 

Again, although this is a Lana forum, we have plenty of members who are here solely for our entertainment section. Ten years in, and the Charli XCX thread is still the largest thread on the site. So, who’s your favourite Angel? Your favourite Crybaby? Your favourite Diamond? Your favourite Cathy? The Hybrid Fan award is our special thanks to a member who continues to visit, even if Lana isn’t their primary reason for their stay. Everyone is welcome a seat at the table.
Winner: @TrashMagiq
Runner Up: @the ocean
Other nominees: @Elle, @EXODUS, @Veinsineon
 
 

Also known as the Big Eyes or the Norman Fucking Rockwell award, the Best Artist award honours our true artists – whether it be for their physical or digital art, we truly have so much talent here. (I will also being taking note of the nominees for future help with site design materials. As you can tell, I couldn’t find anyone to help me for this year’s Lipsters’ graphics and had to scramble it all together myself last minute. Graphic design is my passion xx)
Winner: @TrashMagiq
Runner Up: @kallumlavigne
Other nominees: @cherri, @Cherry Blossom, @Trash Magic
 
 

We have talent of all kinds here, including those who are masters of audio art! Whose remixes have tricked you into believing a demo of a Lana song leaked on the site that shall not be named? Who do you wish will be Lana’s next core producer? Let them know with the Best Audio Artist award.
Winner: @plastiscguy
Runner Up: @bigspender
Other nominees: @Actor, @Glitter Boy, @takeitdoen
 
 
 

It’s no doubt that LanaBoards can be a war zone, and this award is for the member who always tries to keep the peace. Whether it be a moderator or an unofficial officer, let’s honour the member who walks into the depth of the fire to put out the flames with the Peace Keeper award. I’ll also be taking note of these nominees as possible future mods, or those mods who deserve an extra pat on the back. Appreciate ya.
Winner: @Clampigirl
Runner Up: @Niko Dealergo
Other nominees: @Elle, @IanadeIrey, @takeitdoen
 
 
 

The Attention Whore award is to give a gentle nudge that this place is in fact LanaBoards, not ____Boards. No disrespect here, just honesty.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @May
Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @Pineapple B00ST, @YourGirl666
 
 

If LanaBoards had a dating app, who would be your super like? Who has you drooling in the Pictures of You thread? The Be My Daddy Award - for Hottest Member is to honour the hottest of the hot, whether you’re a daddy, mommy, or sexy enby.
 
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Venice
Other nominees: @Mer, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @your dealer
 
 

The Self-Loathing Poet Award - for Best Blogger was nixed for last year’s awards, but I’m bringing it back because when I updated the site last year I had to pay an extra $75 to renew this feature so you bet damn well I’m going to award those who actually make use of it, and perhaps encourage people to use it more frequently in this upcoming year. 
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @the ocean
Other nominees: @Leader of The Pack, @Mer, @The Siren
 
 

Whether it be someone who has a meltdown over every single Lana notification or just simply cannot hold themselves back from falling apart all over the boards, the Queen of Disaster Award - for Drama Queen is for them. A little extra dramatics never hurt anyone. Most of the time.
Winner: @arcadialovesong2018
Runner Up: @lustforlife
Other nominees: @lanaswildflowers, @Rorman Nockwell, @YourGirl666
 
 

Which member’s posts give you continuous war flashbacks, the same kind of feeling you get whenever you see a picture of a typewritten message posted on IG? The Q.F.T.C Award - for Most Problematic Member is for them, and I hope their own QFTC proclamation awaits.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @lanasbottom, @May, @YourGirl666
 
 
 

This award has been given a new title inspired by our infamous mod queues! Perhaps this is a member who is no stranger to the mod queue or one that maybe you think deserves one to have their unhinged posts moderated before public view. (Disclaimer that the winner of the Mod Queue Award - for Most Annoying Member award will not actually receive mod queue for it lol. At least not yet anyway.)
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @DeluluKing, @May, @YourGirl666
 
 
 
 

Even after trudging through the chaos that was 2020, 2021 did also not disappoint when it came to drama. Whether it be site-related drama or Lana-related drama, there is never a dry day in the Lana Fandom. The Drama of the Year award is for the little extra spice within the fandom that took the cake this year. 
Note: Please only nominate drama related to Lana or LanaBoards. Do not nominate any off-site drama, even if it involved our members.
Winner: Chemtrails Over the Country Club album cover reveal
Runner Up: Fake insiders, notably @lustforlife
Other nominees: Fake leaks / snippets, LanaBoards Fights Thread created by @arcadialovesong2018, Lana Del Rey deactivating her social media accounts
 
 

Every year, there is always one certain thread that gives us that lust for life that keeps this site alive. The Thread of the Year award is to honour that thread and all the chaos and wonderfulness that ensued within it. We wouldn’t be without it.
 
Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill - Pre-Leak Thread
Runner Up: Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread
Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread, Fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish, The Pine Tree Thread
 
 
 

Although I refuse to fully acknowledge that leaks are a huge part of LanaBoards culture, it’s true that we wouldn’t be without them either. Which locked away masterpiece that broke away from its chains wowed you this year? Whether it be a song we had been counting down the days for or a complete surprise, it’s only right that we honour these previously hidden gems with the Leak of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were leaked this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round.*
 
Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill
Runner Up:If I Die Young (On & On & On)
Other nominees: French Restaurant, Wild One, Yes to Heaven (Version 4)
Eligible songs:
 

Another new award! As Lana has blessed us with two complete records this year, I thought it would be appropriate to award our favourite song among the 26 she released this year with the Song of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were released this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round*
 
Winner: Black Bathing Suit
Runner Up: White Dress
Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club, Dealer, Yosemite
Eligible songs:
 

This award is for our true living legend. Who truly made LanaBoards what it was this year? Let us bestow our honour upon this sacred member through our most coveted award we can offer - the Lipster of the Year award. We'll be painting our banisters green & grey for you.
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @IanadeIrey
Other nominees: @Elle, @Super Movie, @TrashMagiq
 

Omg thank u typography queen I literally scrapped this together last night because I couldn't find anyone else to help me LOOOL. I'm glad u like it, I feel validated xx

Well everyone, it's that time of year again! Our annual Lipsters Awards is our site's own awards ceremony where we all come together to honour the best of the best (and the worst of the worst.)
 
Morning Preparations: page 33
Red Carpet: page 53
Awards Ceremony: page 68 
After Party: page 93
 
 

 
Though we’ve been without our infamous “Time Online” tracker for awhile, I’m sure you all can recognize who our most recent visitors are! The Most Active award will be bestowed upon the member that frequently blesses us with their posts. Also thanks for boosting our AdSense revenue xx
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @YourGirl666
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie
 

Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like.
 
Winner: @Mer
Runner Up: @Alison by Slowdive
Other nominees: @May, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie
 
 

Whether it be a Lana pun, an iconic song title, or just a pure imaginative name, we all have that one member whose name makes us smile, and the Best Username award is for that special someone.
Winner: @LanasLeftCheekFiller
Runner Up: @takeitdoen
Other nominees: @daddyauerbach, @IanadeIrey, @Mash Tragic
 
 

For Worst Username... well.. we will just assume your first option was taken.
Winner: @Jack Antonoff is a God
Runner Up: @LanasLeftCheekFiller
Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @lanasbottom, @Lentilus Dealer Hoe
 
 

The Best Taste award is to honour the member who embodies the embodiment of true taste. That shining strawberry in the fruit salad, the Black Cherry in White Claw variety pack, that beautiful shiitake mushroom in the stir-fry. Let’s discuss this – they’re disgusting, you’re delicious.
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @IanadeIrey
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Super Movie
 
 

Well, you can’t agree with everyone. Opposite from our previous award, the Worst Taste award is for the one whose opinions are the moldy cantaloupe in the fruit salad, the picked-over Natural Lime in the White Claw variety pack, the shriveled up cabbage in the stir-fry. We’re sorry, but we still love you anyway.
Winner: @Terrence Loves Me
Runner Up: @Jack Antonoff is a God
Other nominees: @baddisease, @lustforlife, @The Siren
 

 

This award is reserved for our little America’s Sweetheart, the ray of sunshine in every thread who always keeps it sugary sweet. Let’s show our appreciation for those who make LanaBoards an enjoyable place to be with the Nicest Member award.
Winner: @IanadeIrey
Runner Up: @Elle
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Surf Noir
 
 

No negativity on this site, thank u. But it happens sometimes. This award is for our feisty kitten who has no shame in digging their claws in every now and then. Take your Rudest Member award and then maybe chill out.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @lanasbottom
Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @Rorman Nockwell, @TrashMagiq
 
 

Old is gold. This award is to honour our member who has continued to come back year after year despite the madness, the one who has become truly ingrained within LanaBoards culture. Give a salute as we honour our favourite LanaBoards veteran with the Veteran Member award.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined before August 2016 are eligible for this award)
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Trash Magic
Other nominees: @Creyk, @Hundred Dollar Bill, @YUNGATA
 
 

As our memberbase has expanded by over 40% in the past year, it’s only right we honour those who are new members to our community! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We hope you stick around.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2020 are eligible for this award)
Winner: @honeybadger
Runner Up: @COCC
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @BluebirdXO, @Gravitate
 
 

Everybody loves an underdog. The Underrated Member award is for the member who you feel doesn’t get enough credit around here, and deserves to be celebrated.
Winner: @Hydroponic Weeds
Runner Up: @boom like that
Other nominees: @drugmunny, @rightofjupiter, @stupidapartmentcomplex
 
 

Though I resent this award each year, at this point it has become tradition. The Best Banned Member award is to honour someone who is no longer here with us due to their own naughtiness. Perhaps a legend in their own right, pour out a drink for our fallen sisters with this award.
Winner: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @13bitches, @DeluluKing (disqualified), @isthismelancholia
 
 

The Most Missed Sis award is for someone who isn't necessarily a banned member, but for one who hasn't been around for awhile. Who do you miss seeing? Who do you want to have their comeback era? Let them know through this award. (Don’t let user May gaslight you into thinking they’re dead though.)
Winner: @electra
Runner Up: @stupidapartmentcomplex
Other nominees: @ArtDecoDelRey, @salvatore, @Sitar
 
 

Whether it be because of their huge Lana collection, their knowledge of Lana’s life history, their frequency at live shows, or just their general massive appreciation for Lana, the Biggest Stan award will honour the true ride or die (bitch.)
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Surf Noir
Other nominees: @IanadeIrey, @That Venice Bitch, @gatadelrey
 
 

“When will people be over her? I am a Hater.” Although this is a whole forum dedicated to Lana herself, we do have those members who give her a hard time, and that’s why I cross my fingers that Lana doesn’t visit here too often. Although I don’t endorse the hatred, perhaps the Biggest Lana Hater award can give a little hint-hint nudge-nudge to ease off… or just add more fuel to the fire.
Winner: @Rorman Nockwell
Runner Up: @lanasbottom
Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @shady, @TrashMagiq
 
 

Again, although this is a Lana forum, we have plenty of members who are here solely for our entertainment section. Ten years in, and the Charli XCX thread is still the largest thread on the site. So, who’s your favourite Angel? Your favourite Crybaby? Your favourite Diamond? Your favourite Cathy? The Hybrid Fan award is our special thanks to a member who continues to visit, even if Lana isn’t their primary reason for their stay. Everyone is welcome a seat at the table.
Winner: @TrashMagiq
Runner Up: @the ocean
Other nominees: @Elle, @EXODUS, @Veinsineon
 
 

Also known as the Big Eyes or the Norman Fucking Rockwell award, the Best Artist award honours our true artists – whether it be for their physical or digital art, we truly have so much talent here. (I will also being taking note of the nominees for future help with site design materials. As you can tell, I couldn’t find anyone to help me for this year’s Lipsters’ graphics and had to scramble it all together myself last minute. Graphic design is my passion xx)
Winner: @TrashMagiq
Runner Up: @kallumlavigne
Other nominees: @cherri, @Cherry Blossom, @Trash Magic
 
 

We have talent of all kinds here, including those who are masters of audio art! Whose remixes have tricked you into believing a demo of a Lana song leaked on the site that shall not be named? Who do you wish will be Lana’s next core producer? Let them know with the Best Audio Artist award.
Winner: @plastiscguy
Runner Up: @bigspender
Other nominees: @Actor, @Glitter Boy, @takeitdoen
 
 
 

It’s no doubt that LanaBoards can be a war zone, and this award is for the member who always tries to keep the peace. Whether it be a moderator or an unofficial officer, let’s honour the member who walks into the depth of the fire to put out the flames with the Peace Keeper award. I’ll also be taking note of these nominees as possible future mods, or those mods who deserve an extra pat on the back. Appreciate ya.
Winner: @Clampigirl
Runner Up: @Niko Dealergo
Other nominees: @Elle, @IanadeIrey, @takeitdoen
 
 
 

The Attention Whore award is to give a gentle nudge that this place is in fact LanaBoards, not ____Boards. No disrespect here, just honesty.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @May
Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @Pineapple B00ST, @YourGirl666
 
 

If LanaBoards had a dating app, who would be your super like? Who has you drooling in the Pictures of You thread? The Be My Daddy Award - for Hottest Member is to honour the hottest of the hot, whether you’re a daddy, mommy, or sexy enby.
 
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Venice
Other nominees: @Mer, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @your dealer
 
 

The Self-Loathing Poet Award - for Best Blogger was nixed for last year’s awards, but I’m bringing it back because when I updated the site last year I had to pay an extra $75 to renew this feature so you bet damn well I’m going to award those who actually make use of it, and perhaps encourage people to use it more frequently in this upcoming year. 
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @the ocean
Other nominees: @Leader of The Pack, @Mer, @The Siren
 
 

Whether it be someone who has a meltdown over every single Lana notification or just simply cannot hold themselves back from falling apart all over the boards, the Queen of Disaster Award - for Drama Queen is for them. A little extra dramatics never hurt anyone. Most of the time.
Winner: @arcadialovesong2018
Runner Up: @lustforlife
Other nominees: @lanaswildflowers, @Rorman Nockwell, @YourGirl666
 
 

Which member’s posts give you continuous war flashbacks, the same kind of feeling you get whenever you see a picture of a typewritten message posted on IG? The Q.F.T.C Award - for Most Problematic Member is for them, and I hope their own QFTC proclamation awaits.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @lanasbottom, @May, @YourGirl666
 
 
 

This award has been given a new title inspired by our infamous mod queues! Perhaps this is a member who is no stranger to the mod queue or one that maybe you think deserves one to have their unhinged posts moderated before public view. (Disclaimer that the winner of the Mod Queue Award - for Most Annoying Member award will not actually receive mod queue for it lol. At least not yet anyway.)
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @DeluluKing, @May, @YourGirl666
 
 
 
 

Even after trudging through the chaos that was 2020, 2021 did also not disappoint when it came to drama. Whether it be site-related drama or Lana-related drama, there is never a dry day in the Lana Fandom. The Drama of the Year award is for the little extra spice within the fandom that took the cake this year. 
Note: Please only nominate drama related to Lana or LanaBoards. Do not nominate any off-site drama, even if it involved our members.
Winner: Chemtrails Over the Country Club album cover reveal
Runner Up: Fake insiders, notably @lustforlife
Other nominees: Fake leaks / snippets, LanaBoards Fights Thread created by @arcadialovesong2018, Lana Del Rey deactivating her social media accounts
 
 

Every year, there is always one certain thread that gives us that lust for life that keeps this site alive. The Thread of the Year award is to honour that thread and all the chaos and wonderfulness that ensued within it. We wouldn’t be without it.
 
Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill - Pre-Leak Thread
Runner Up: Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread
Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread, Fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish, The Pine Tree Thread
 
 
 

Although I refuse to fully acknowledge that leaks are a huge part of LanaBoards culture, it’s true that we wouldn’t be without them either. Which locked away masterpiece that broke away from its chains wowed you this year? Whether it be a song we had been counting down the days for or a complete surprise, it’s only right that we honour these previously hidden gems with the Leak of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were leaked this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round.*
 
Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill
Runner Up:If I Die Young (On & On & On)
Other nominees: French Restaurant, Wild One, Yes to Heaven (Version 4)
Eligible songs:
 

Another new award! As Lana has blessed us with two complete records this year, I thought it would be appropriate to award our favourite song among the 26 she released this year with the Song of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were released this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round*
 
Winner: Black Bathing Suit
Runner Up: White Dress
Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club, Dealer, Yosemite
Eligible songs:
 

This award is for our true living legend. Who truly made LanaBoards what it was this year? Let us bestow our honour upon this sacred member through our most coveted award we can offer - the Lipster of the Year award. We'll be painting our banisters green & grey for you.
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @IanadeIrey
Other nominees: @Elle, @Super Movie, @TrashMagiq
 

this made me look at the pictures of you thread and needless to say i shouldn't have done that

THATS ME 😭😭😭
Also @Mer and @honeybadgerand @Elle is facts

what an iconic time of year!  i nominate every LB member to receive multiple doses of happiness just for existing. but a kiss from lana would also do too!

Hottest members are as follows:
@The Greatest
@daphnedinkley
@honeybadgerwhore
@Venice
@Mer
@PatentLeatherDoOver
@Stargirls Dealer
@your dealer
@Elle and @takeitdoen 

"When you’re a singer you aren't just yourself, you feel something on your shoulders of the over culture of what kind of woman are you. Are you feigning fragility? & It's kind of like, no. I mean if there is fragility, but it's also, it's not, it's like family of origin fragility. & what's interesting is when you start to look at that, like patterns run up and down my lineage. & That's also why I haven't been able to write as much autobiographical because it's going up the family tree. It's scary up there! But that's just my story, like sometimes I worry that people are going to pull up family records and see how things went. There's a lot there. When one family dives deep into their desires of what they want to do, it's really healing for the whole family. Oprah's book club over here." - this was from a few minutes ago when she was chatting with Bryan, but I needed to clean up the transcription lol x

Hoping I didn't shoot myself in the foot by campaigning a day after it started But I've now submitted! Love you friends

I'm looking forward to seeing what gets nominated for Drama of the Year this year. We definitely have some interesting contenders 
 
 
(Also, I totally spaced this out, but I got my nominations in yesterday! Sorry for the delay on that lol)

I’m endorsing @Surf Noir @Super Movie @Alison by Slowdive @PatentLeatherDoOver @rightofjupiter @prettywhenimhigh @Elle @DCooper @Thunder @scarlettohara @YourGirl666 @Niko Dealergo @plastiscguy @Trash Magic (and probably more) for all the positive categories 

Well everyone, it's that time of year again! Our annual Lipsters Awards is our site's own awards ceremony where we all come together to honour the best of the best (and the worst of the worst.)
 
Morning Preparations: page 33
Red Carpet: page 53
Awards Ceremony: page 68 
After Party: page 93
 
 

 
Though we’ve been without our infamous “Time Online” tracker for awhile, I’m sure you all can recognize who our most recent visitors are! The Most Active award will be bestowed upon the member that frequently blesses us with their posts. Also thanks for boosting our AdSense revenue xx
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @YourGirl666
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie
 

Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like.
 
Winner: @Mer
Runner Up: @Alison by Slowdive
Other nominees: @May, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie
 
 

Whether it be a Lana pun, an iconic song title, or just a pure imaginative name, we all have that one member whose name makes us smile, and the Best Username award is for that special someone.
Winner: @LanasLeftCheekFiller
Runner Up: @takeitdoen
Other nominees: @daddyauerbach, @IanadeIrey, @Mash Tragic
 
 

For Worst Username... well.. we will just assume your first option was taken.
Winner: @Jack Antonoff is a God
Runner Up: @LanasLeftCheekFiller
Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @lanasbottom, @Lentilus Dealer Hoe
 
 

The Best Taste award is to honour the member who embodies the embodiment of true taste. That shining strawberry in the fruit salad, the Black Cherry in White Claw variety pack, that beautiful shiitake mushroom in the stir-fry. Let’s discuss this – they’re disgusting, you’re delicious.
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @IanadeIrey
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Super Movie
 
 

Well, you can’t agree with everyone. Opposite from our previous award, the Worst Taste award is for the one whose opinions are the moldy cantaloupe in the fruit salad, the picked-over Natural Lime in the White Claw variety pack, the shriveled up cabbage in the stir-fry. We’re sorry, but we still love you anyway.
Winner: @Terrence Loves Me
Runner Up: @Jack Antonoff is a God
Other nominees: @baddisease, @lustforlife, @The Siren
 

 

This award is reserved for our little America’s Sweetheart, the ray of sunshine in every thread who always keeps it sugary sweet. Let’s show our appreciation for those who make LanaBoards an enjoyable place to be with the Nicest Member award.
Winner: @IanadeIrey
Runner Up: @Elle
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Surf Noir
 
 

No negativity on this site, thank u. But it happens sometimes. This award is for our feisty kitten who has no shame in digging their claws in every now and then. Take your Rudest Member award and then maybe chill out.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @lanasbottom
Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @Rorman Nockwell, @TrashMagiq
 
 

Old is gold. This award is to honour our member who has continued to come back year after year despite the madness, the one who has become truly ingrained within LanaBoards culture. Give a salute as we honour our favourite LanaBoards veteran with the Veteran Member award.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined before August 2016 are eligible for this award)
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Trash Magic
Other nominees: @Creyk, @Hundred Dollar Bill, @YUNGATA
 
 

As our memberbase has expanded by over 40% in the past year, it’s only right we honour those who are new members to our community! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We hope you stick around.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2020 are eligible for this award)
Winner: @honeybadger
Runner Up: @COCC
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @BluebirdXO, @Gravitate
 
 

Everybody loves an underdog. The Underrated Member award is for the member who you feel doesn’t get enough credit around here, and deserves to be celebrated.
Winner: @Hydroponic Weeds
Runner Up: @boom like that
Other nominees: @drugmunny, @rightofjupiter, @stupidapartmentcomplex
 
 

Though I resent this award each year, at this point it has become tradition. The Best Banned Member award is to honour someone who is no longer here with us due to their own naughtiness. Perhaps a legend in their own right, pour out a drink for our fallen sisters with this award.
Winner: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @13bitches, @DeluluKing (disqualified), @isthismelancholia
 
 

The Most Missed Sis award is for someone who isn't necessarily a banned member, but for one who hasn't been around for awhile. Who do you miss seeing? Who do you want to have their comeback era? Let them know through this award. (Don’t let user May gaslight you into thinking they’re dead though.)
Winner: @electra
Runner Up: @stupidapartmentcomplex
Other nominees: @ArtDecoDelRey, @salvatore, @Sitar
 
 

Whether it be because of their huge Lana collection, their knowledge of Lana’s life history, their frequency at live shows, or just their general massive appreciation for Lana, the Biggest Stan award will honour the true ride or die (bitch.)
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Surf Noir
Other nominees: @IanadeIrey, @That Venice Bitch, @gatadelrey
 
 

“When will people be over her? I am a Hater.” Although this is a whole forum dedicated to Lana herself, we do have those members who give her a hard time, and that’s why I cross my fingers that Lana doesn’t visit here too often. Although I don’t endorse the hatred, perhaps the Biggest Lana Hater award can give a little hint-hint nudge-nudge to ease off… or just add more fuel to the fire.
Winner: @Rorman Nockwell
Runner Up: @lanasbottom
Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @shady, @TrashMagiq
 
 

Again, although this is a Lana forum, we have plenty of members who are here solely for our entertainment section. Ten years in, and the Charli XCX thread is still the largest thread on the site. So, who’s your favourite Angel? Your favourite Crybaby? Your favourite Diamond? Your favourite Cathy? The Hybrid Fan award is our special thanks to a member who continues to visit, even if Lana isn’t their primary reason for their stay. Everyone is welcome a seat at the table.
Winner: @TrashMagiq
Runner Up: @the ocean
Other nominees: @Elle, @EXODUS, @Veinsineon
 
 

Also known as the Big Eyes or the Norman Fucking Rockwell award, the Best Artist award honours our true artists – whether it be for their physical or digital art, we truly have so much talent here. (I will also being taking note of the nominees for future help with site design materials. As you can tell, I couldn’t find anyone to help me for this year’s Lipsters’ graphics and had to scramble it all together myself last minute. Graphic design is my passion xx)
Winner: @TrashMagiq
Runner Up: @kallumlavigne
Other nominees: @cherri, @Cherry Blossom, @Trash Magic
 
 

We have talent of all kinds here, including those who are masters of audio art! Whose remixes have tricked you into believing a demo of a Lana song leaked on the site that shall not be named? Who do you wish will be Lana’s next core producer? Let them know with the Best Audio Artist award.
Winner: @plastiscguy
Runner Up: @bigspender
Other nominees: @Actor, @Glitter Boy, @takeitdoen
 
 
 

It’s no doubt that LanaBoards can be a war zone, and this award is for the member who always tries to keep the peace. Whether it be a moderator or an unofficial officer, let’s honour the member who walks into the depth of the fire to put out the flames with the Peace Keeper award. I’ll also be taking note of these nominees as possible future mods, or those mods who deserve an extra pat on the back. Appreciate ya.
Winner: @Clampigirl
Runner Up: @Niko Dealergo
Other nominees: @Elle, @IanadeIrey, @takeitdoen
 
 
 

The Attention Whore award is to give a gentle nudge that this place is in fact LanaBoards, not ____Boards. No disrespect here, just honesty.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @May
Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @Pineapple B00ST, @YourGirl666
 
 

If LanaBoards had a dating app, who would be your super like? Who has you drooling in the Pictures of You thread? The Be My Daddy Award - for Hottest Member is to honour the hottest of the hot, whether you’re a daddy, mommy, or sexy enby.
 
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Venice
Other nominees: @Mer, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @your dealer
 
 

The Self-Loathing Poet Award - for Best Blogger was nixed for last year’s awards, but I’m bringing it back because when I updated the site last year I had to pay an extra $75 to renew this feature so you bet damn well I’m going to award those who actually make use of it, and perhaps encourage people to use it more frequently in this upcoming year. 
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @the ocean
Other nominees: @Leader of The Pack, @Mer, @The Siren
 
 

Whether it be someone who has a meltdown over every single Lana notification or just simply cannot hold themselves back from falling apart all over the boards, the Queen of Disaster Award - for Drama Queen is for them. A little extra dramatics never hurt anyone. Most of the time.
Winner: @arcadialovesong2018
Runner Up: @lustforlife
Other nominees: @lanaswildflowers, @Rorman Nockwell, @YourGirl666
 
 

Which member’s posts give you continuous war flashbacks, the same kind of feeling you get whenever you see a picture of a typewritten message posted on IG? The Q.F.T.C Award - for Most Problematic Member is for them, and I hope their own QFTC proclamation awaits.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @lanasbottom, @May, @YourGirl666
 
 
 

This award has been given a new title inspired by our infamous mod queues! Perhaps this is a member who is no stranger to the mod queue or one that maybe you think deserves one to have their unhinged posts moderated before public view. (Disclaimer that the winner of the Mod Queue Award - for Most Annoying Member award will not actually receive mod queue for it lol. At least not yet anyway.)
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @DeluluKing, @May, @YourGirl666
 
 
 
 

Even after trudging through the chaos that was 2020, 2021 did also not disappoint when it came to drama. Whether it be site-related drama or Lana-related drama, there is never a dry day in the Lana Fandom. The Drama of the Year award is for the little extra spice within the fandom that took the cake this year. 
Note: Please only nominate drama related to Lana or LanaBoards. Do not nominate any off-site drama, even if it involved our members.
Winner: Chemtrails Over the Country Club album cover reveal
Runner Up: Fake insiders, notably @lustforlife
Other nominees: Fake leaks / snippets, LanaBoards Fights Thread created by @arcadialovesong2018, Lana Del Rey deactivating her social media accounts
 
 

Every year, there is always one certain thread that gives us that lust for life that keeps this site alive. The Thread of the Year award is to honour that thread and all the chaos and wonderfulness that ensued within it. We wouldn’t be without it.
 
Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill - Pre-Leak Thread
Runner Up: Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread
Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread, Fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish, The Pine Tree Thread
 
 
 

Although I refuse to fully acknowledge that leaks are a huge part of LanaBoards culture, it’s true that we wouldn’t be without them either. Which locked away masterpiece that broke away from its chains wowed you this year? Whether it be a song we had been counting down the days for or a complete surprise, it’s only right that we honour these previously hidden gems with the Leak of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were leaked this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round.*
 
Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill
Runner Up:If I Die Young (On & On & On)
Other nominees: French Restaurant, Wild One, Yes to Heaven (Version 4)
Eligible songs:
 

Another new award! As Lana has blessed us with two complete records this year, I thought it would be appropriate to award our favourite song among the 26 she released this year with the Song of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were released this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round*
 
Winner: Black Bathing Suit
Runner Up: White Dress
Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club, Dealer, Yosemite
Eligible songs:
 

This award is for our true living legend. Who truly made LanaBoards what it was this year? Let us bestow our honour upon this sacred member through our most coveted award we can offer - the Lipster of the Year award. We'll be painting our banisters green & grey for you.
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @IanadeIrey
Other nominees: @Elle, @Super Movie, @TrashMagiq
 

Honestly it’s so crazy how quickly this year has flown by.. I vividly remember submitting last year’s noms during my NYE gathering with literally 45 seconds left until New Year’s bc the deadline was January 1st… and now here we all are again a whole year later. Another beautiful year together  

Hello everyone! I hope I’d get to win at least one award. Hahaha! I’m Aja. I held a Blue Banisters themed party on my birthday. Here’s the link:
Blue Banisters Party
 
And I also made a custom Funko POP figure of Lana Del Rey for Blue Banisters — obviously my favorite.
 
Lana Del Rey Funko POP
 
Thank you all!
I’m on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and Youtube using one username - @ajagpoon.
 
I hope we could all be friends. 💛
 
 

I thought No Context Lanaboards was a 2021 thread but apparently it was 2020? Truly cannot keep up with time anymore 

@Surf Noir @Elle @IanadeIrey making space for awards in houses and everyone knows it.

Submitted!

Just submitted my nominations! Can't wait to see all of my friends and faves sweep the awards next month! 

I got you!

Don't worry, lipsters have your back we'll be voting!

nominate me  
for anything  
at all 
 

If it would be possible, I'd nominate everyone for Best Categories cause you guys are amazing

Nominating all Lana fans for Best Taste.

forgot to say that I have submitted