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Her last song is really catchy and plays with the whole Pique/Clara Chia scandal. People love nothing more than a woman who has been cheated on get revenge! Here in Spain is getting insane, didnt know she was so camp to put a witch in the balcony for her former mother in law to see!!  her mind 
 
That said, her music since Loba has not been that great, yes she has suceded in staying relevant by making generic reggaeton music with uninspired lyrics… But those songs get forgoten once the hype ends 
 
kinda wish she would write something like Donde están los Ladrones or Pies Descalzos or even Laundry Service, she has the brains for sure… her etnic instrumentals mixed with rock or even ska and clever lyrics where one of a kind 

shakira is waaaaaay too underrated imo. she’s a mastermind for fijación oral, vol. 1 and oral fixation, vol. 2, but all her albums are really good. i adore the aesthetics for the oral fixation eras. she’s just mother!
 

it's actually Artpop / Born this way

her last good album is the fame monster and i stand by that

The way she put all her eggs in one basket and is milking the shit out of Yes And gives me low hopes for the album Like there’s no way this annoying ass Urban Outfitters dance beat is the lead single and worthy of 10,000 different versions and a featured remix. I think i remember seeing in an Instagram story that she said Yes And was her favorite song she’s ever made  Ari have we forgotten about Bad Idea? In My head???

Her music is getting worse and worse… she’s so fucking overrated! she also comes across very unlikeable 
 
the sample use is horrible and carries the song which a sample should never. Liked it at first, got sick of it by the third listen and went to play Vogue to clear my ears 
 
she’s one of the few that was better off as an industry plant (Dangerous Woman still her best album), her writting skills are not it… she only wrote good songs around the Thank U, Next era but that’s it. 
 
ps: those cover photos are horrendous… she really is allergic to serving cunt! And don’t tell me she doesn’t have the budget… 

i need illicit affairs (angry version) and more songs like Haunted!

is no one gonna discuss how much of a masterpiece emails i can’t send is?? 

HOW DID I MISS THIS

I’LL BE RIGHT HERE 

I hoped this would grow on me but I actually like it much less now that I’ve had a couple days with it. Sounds like a Chromatica reject in the worst way

Here she goes with the cheap, gimmicky, trend hopper pop music
 

so over her and punch's bullshit

keep leaking she ain't releasing shit anyways 

teacher's pet is actually one of the best songs she's created and it's v weird how hated it is lol. the laughter before the chorus drops eats up a majority of k-12

Milk and Cookies is one of the most underrated songs on Cry Baby. Her dark pop lullaby nightmare stuff is too good 

This is so cute. I miss this sound so much.

wtf Haunted exists 

yeah this thread could use a little positivity. evil is one of my favorite songs from her and was on repeat for like a whole week when the album dropped 

Jdjdjsksks I think it’s just 6 album art variants for different vinyls, cassettes, CDs etc or something
If she made us wait a whole ass 12 months for 6 songs fkdksj JAIL 

it should be this Friday, but we’ll have to see. If it *is* this Friday she should be confirming it today & posting a tracklist either today or tomorrow.

so when do we think we're getting lana...
 
i liked the covers!

Just thought I’d pop in and say something positive, Bombs on Monday Morning is a masterpiece !!! 

Her calling out the gaylors for sexualising her friendships in the prologue ouu let’s hope these weirdos will stop now

let’s pray that this re-recording isn’t botched like the others  especially since 1989 is one of her best albums
 
either way, i’m looking forward to the vault tracks more than anything else. i hope they’ll be pop excellence and not cheesy.