American Bore

Even Lana is tired of waiting. She went to the mall to make her own merch. 
 
She's just like us fr 

us sitting patiently waiting for march 24:

The way we are obsessed with this upcoming drop lol it’s not sane 

THE TRIO IS MAJOR FOR LANA TO WALK ON STAGE lol 
 
Wow- there are so many great options now. I'm kind of like- most eager what song she steps out to? I miss UV era when Cola/Cruel World guitar would play for her tour. That was the best. 
 
Loved the 13 beaches intro too.

My pre-album release semi-realistic setlist
Intro - The Trio / Black Bathing Suit Blue Banisters Chemtrails Over The Country Club Tulsa Jesus Freak / Cinnamon Girl Brooklyn Baby Born To Die Video Games Violets For Roses Wildflower Wildfire Norman Fucking Rockwell Buddy's Rendezvous Summertime Sadness Let Me Love You Like A Woman Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd Wild At Heart Thunder

My pre-album release semi-realistic setlist
Intro - The Trio / Black Bathing Suit Blue Banisters Chemtrails Over The Country Club Tulsa Jesus Freak / Cinnamon Girl Brooklyn Baby Born To Die Video Games Violets For Roses Wildflower Wildfire Norman Fucking Rockwell Buddy's Rendezvous Summertime Sadness Let Me Love You Like A Woman Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd Wild At Heart Thunder

I cannot take any more disappointment in my life, if that were the case I would simply go back to my ex  
Lana, please...

Absolutely no one said that...

pls louise for the love of god we r not manifesting that 

A&W not coming tomorrow so I blocked Harry Styles

oh my god it's coming tomorrow you little fucks we went through this like 15 times already

it would be equally helpful if the "when is it coming" gurlies were as chronically online as the rest of us 

but yes, please don't blow up people's notifications skkk x
 
 

Remember the time when 5-7 minute songs were normal and not 2:30 edge sessions for the cHarTs 

I'm afraid to get hyped about this - still scarred from the White Dress where streaming services listed a date AND we had teasers by Lana and nothing happened in the end

no but complaining about long songs in this thread is one of the oddest lana takes i’ve seen considering she’s consistently had long songs like… go listen to meghan trainor then omg 

Hey y'all. while he initially didn't trust me after the last time, I managed to seduce and sleep with the insider again thanks to the power of Thai food.
 
Apparently, the tracklist has been misprinted all this time and the track is actually called Poppers.

not leeds pls, feral

Clayton Johnson, Lana’s allegedly ex fiance’s birthday is on Feb 4th, you know what that means? A&W coming Feb 4 Saturday 

Still can't get over how they tried to remove us from following them, but we broke them down 
 
Our January 6th. Make LanaBoards Great Again.

i know i'm just clowning myself, but i can't stop thinking about an Ocean Blvd / BB / COCC World Tour... like imagine the lights go down and interlude - the trio starts playing and all you see is lana's silhouette behind a curtain dancing like she did in the mv. then it transitions to her singing, "your interest really made stacks..." a few times then it goes into BBS.... it would be so fun and sexy and iconic.  in reality, BTD will start playing and she just walks out. 

Let’s pray Arcadia doesn’t make it onto that setlist

this would never happen.. but imagine lana doing like a concert at the royal albert hall.. with a live orchestra and REAL instruments and backing singers.. like in a hall for this album would just solidify how much of a classy important artist she is, and obviously the sound of a hall would be so different .. and if it was televised. UGH. @lana if you see this.. please