Shanice Jones

a TRAP! we love to see it!

someone show her what dms are for 

didn't Honeymoon come in September ?????/

ed be like: 
 

what does that mean  

Am I the only one who thinks that In a Dream sounds like Girl of the Year by Allie X?

nothing but facts!

nothing but facts!

nothing but facts!

nothing but facts!

Since there’s so much uncertainty on this thread, I decided to make a list of everything we know. Feel free to pin this. 
 
What We Know About Chemtrails Over The Country Club (As of 24/08/20) 
 

I still think the album is coming on the 4th/5th. It’s a long post, but it’s worth it. Here’s why; 

a) She never posts this frequently - she’s been posting on average  4-5 times a week since the beginning of this month! I can’t recall her ever doing that unless we were close to an album. 
 
b) Ed said the album isn’t finished. Well, she has to have finished mixing since at least July 25th, according to the ATRL insider, as they said the album is being mastered right now, and we know that an album is mastered by someone else besides Lana, Jack, and Laura (maybe Chris Gehringer, as we’ve all heard about). This could be right up until the last minute, so that the album can only be released digitally in September, and then by December, vinyls will be available. 
 
c) Ed also could have been just saying that the album isn’t done to avoid any potential leakage as the insiders who claim to have access to the album‘s contents have so far been respectful to Lana in not sharing any actual music and they want to keep it that way. It’s likely that Ben and Ed are keeping quiet about the album because with Love leaking in early 2017, it was due to it being in a lot of people’s hands - I think it was as early as August 2016 (!!) that people had screen caps  from the video, and a trader had the demo the month it was recorded (April 2016). We know how Lana and her managers feel about leaks - they suck - and rightfully so. I could imagine that denying the album being finished is to prevent even having any damage to control.
 
d) As for that review on the “What’s On” website, it’s not uncommon for some publications to listen to an album before it is available to the general public. The other articles by that author don’t seem as unprofessional/suspicious as the Chemtrails review, but I’m still taking it with a huge grain of salt. It could be that the article was just uploaded early because it was a clerical error or a glitch, but the fact that the article repeatedly calls it “Chemtrails over a country club” leads me to believe otherwise. It does seem strange though, that that article is by the same author who has written otherwise coherent pieces. 
 
e) If the album was delayed, we would have known by now. This situation is unlike LFL or NFR’s release date confusions, as all those dates came from other sources and the actual
ones were confirmed by Lana herself. For LFL, the May 26th date that was thrown around was disputed by Paris Match Magazine, when it published Lana’s feature with the July 21st date in May 2017. Lana then went to Twitter  to confirm this with the legendary “July 21st fam” tweet. With NFR, the March 29th date came out of a bunch of other sources, and before anyone says Lana is at fault for saying it would be released “at the top of the year,” I wouldn’t hold her accountable for saying something when casually asked by Zane Lowe in a pretty friendly and informal interview. Same with Violet, as Chuck was unfortunately robbed and I’m sure she didn’t anticipate getting a book deal/spoken word deal with Simon & Schuster at the time. With Ultraviolence, even, a paparazzi asked her the date as she was leaving the club (LOL), and she said May 1st, but then later confirmed on social media that it could come in June. The June 13/17th dates, July 21st, and August 30th dates came from her social media - much like the September 5th date did. If it’s in a written record where she is announcing things unprovoked (unlike a casual interview or being asked on the spot etc.) then I think that gives her the accountability that was/is missing when she’s asked by others and responds pretty casually. This was a different situation all-around!
 
Just my two cents; even if the album doesn’t come in September, then, oh well  but I have hope - and I hope this gave you some too! 
 
 
 

Lana is like a random auntie

Lover wasn't a year old when Folklore came out

Lover wasn't a year old when Folklore came out

My brother is a graphic designer & page developer and he confirmed the screenshot FAKE (if you zoom in the name there's a uneven amount of pixels) Some people on here are really desperate lol

It depends on the phone: on android it shows "Ed Millet" (and if the software version is updated even the nickname) on iOS just the nickname "Edtap78".
 
In conclusion, I believe @RormanNockwell about the screen, but I somewhat believe that COCC could be out on time... Ed just said it's not finished, not that's delayed, after all!
And even if it was delayed, I guess it'll be out before the end of the year (hopefully) 
We'll be good 

Lover wasn't a year old when Folklore came out

Us when the album really gets delayed:
 
 
Us when Lana releases on the 5th:
 

anyways before we all melt down completely, lets remember Blackoutzone actually said 
The album is pretty much finished and being mastered so I guess it might be out in September after all
 
so i still expect a release within the next few months

stream honeymoon on your platform of choice

She’s a hard woman to love

i just KNOW she's going to wait til Sept 5th to announce the delay. bookmark this.

The way Ed thinks we’re gullible enough to believe he’s saying the truth and isn’t trying to throw us off so the surprise drop will actually be a surprise lol nice try COCC coming September 4th and the preorder’s coming this week yupp

 

She opened her mouth way too soon once more if it’s delayed.
Girl, just don’t give us a date. And stop mentioning the damn track if you have no idea when everything will be done.