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I just had a really crazy thought that probably isn’t true at all
 
what if the TJF snippet she posted that Charlie was recording is part of the album trailer?? She’s wearing the same clothes as the (suspected) album shoot, and the song kind of just starts, I highly doubt it’s from the start of the song. 
 
plus she says “record until we get it” and there’s more to the video they ‘got’ than what she posted

That seems more likely 
 
if anything is getting released it won’t be a global midnight release.  But a U.S midnight release . 
 
One has to question why Lana can tell a hairstylist information but not her own fans?  
 
Y’all acting like Lana has a complex plan based on hype and secret codes to hairstylists. When in reality she barely cares if the record is released at all ??‍♂️

there is no way she's trying that hard.

lana is quiet ever since i wrote this. shes lurking this thread wbk

The disappointment when she does absolutely nothing within the next 24 hours

I just had a really crazy thought that probably isn’t true at all
 
what if the TJF snippet she posted that Charlie was recording is part of the album trailer?? She’s wearing the same clothes as the (suspected) album shoot, and the song kind of just starts, I highly doubt it’s from the start of the song. 
 
plus she says “record until we get it” and there’s more to the video they ‘got’ than what she posted

every post you make, makes everything make sense all the time! 

I've been here for such a long time (even though I only have about 400 posts, mostly lurking) and I can't believe how I'm still glued to my screen every single time, looking for hints, scrolling these pre-release threads whenever Miss Del Rey decides to play her little "Make them wait for it" game with us. Not gonna lie, I love it just as much as I hate not knowing what's going on and what's gonna happen. 

I just had a really crazy thought that probably isn’t true at all
 
what if the TJF snippet she posted that Charlie was recording is part of the album trailer?? She’s wearing the same clothes as the (suspected) album shoot, and the song kind of just starts, I highly doubt it’s from the start of the song. 
 
plus she says “record until we get it” and there’s more to the video they ‘got’ than what she posted

I just had a really crazy thought that probably isn’t true at all
 
what if the TJF snippet she posted that Charlie was recording is part of the album trailer?? She’s wearing the same clothes as the (suspected) album shoot, and the song kind of just starts, I highly doubt it’s from the start of the song. 
 
plus she says “record until we get it” and there’s more to the video they ‘got’ than what she posted

every post you make, makes everything make sense all the time! 

I just had a really crazy thought that probably isn’t true at all
 
what if the TJF snippet she posted that Charlie was recording is part of the album trailer?? She’s wearing the same clothes as the (suspected) album shoot, and the song kind of just starts, I highly doubt it’s from the start of the song. 
 
plus she says “record until we get it” and there’s more to the video they ‘got’ than what she posted

I just had a really crazy thought that probably isn’t true at all
 
what if the TJF snippet she posted that Charlie was recording is part of the album trailer?? She’s wearing the same clothes as the (suspected) album shoot, and the song kind of just starts, I highly doubt it’s from the start of the song. 
 
plus she says “record until we get it” and there’s more to the video they ‘got’ than what she posted

I mean... Lana might not give us shit, but at least user @IanadeIrey gives us hope every day  we won 

I just had a really crazy thought that probably isn’t true at all
 
what if the TJF snippet she posted that Charlie was recording is part of the album trailer?? She’s wearing the same clothes as the (suspected) album shoot, and the song kind of just starts, I highly doubt it’s from the start of the song. 
 
plus she says “record until we get it” and there’s more to the video they ‘got’ than what she posted

I just had a really crazy thought that probably isn’t true at all
 
what if the TJF snippet she posted that Charlie was recording is part of the album trailer?? She’s wearing the same clothes as the (suspected) album shoot, and the song kind of just starts, I highly doubt it’s from the start of the song. 
 
plus she says “record until we get it” and there’s more to the video they ‘got’ than what she posted

I just had a really crazy thought that probably isn’t true at all
 
what if the TJF snippet she posted that Charlie was recording is part of the album trailer?? She’s wearing the same clothes as the (suspected) album shoot, and the song kind of just starts, I highly doubt it’s from the start of the song. 
 
plus she says “record until we get it” and there’s more to the video they ‘got’ than what she posted

every post you make, makes everything make sense all the time! 

every post you make, makes everything make sense all the time! 

every post you make, makes everything make sense all the time! 

your posts always give me hope 

REVELATION POST INCOMING/REALLY IMPORTANT THEORY so please hear me out; 
 
Maybe her releasing the album on a Saturday wasn't a miscommunication, but rather an act of rebellion - and symbolic in the sense that it is redemption for Saturday Night Live in 2012, which can be coupled with her Question for the Culture post. Also, with the album's strategic release date being redemptive of SNL, it also ties in with Tulsa Jesus Freak when we interpret redemption as a biblical thing.  Also note Jack tweeting variants of "take the sadness out of Saturday night" - teasing Lana lyrics that deal with her feelings regarding the whole SNL debacle and its unfortunate attribution  to her image early on in her career? The decision to release the album on a Saturday would be really clever on her part for the aforementioned reasons.
 
Sheridan said "3 days and 4 midnights to go" - maybe that means one thing is coming once 3 days have passed (August 26, 27, 28) and once 4 midnights have occurred (August 26, 27, 28, 29). The album could be coming on Saturday, August 29th then. Sheridan's post made it seem like it was a surprise planned with his use of emojis - what better surprise than an album that Lana said she wanted to release as a surprise! It would also line up with NFR's 1 year anniversary and then qualify for the 2021 Grammy's, which could also be Lana's way of saying that no matter what kind of album she releases, her music is of a very high calibre, which again, relates back to the Question for the Culture. 
 
Call me delusional (which I probably am), but we know Lana Del Rey loves a good full-circle, super metacognitive and metaphorical moment - well, this could be it!

No worries, because tomorrow morning between 9 and 10 AM PST we're getting the cover + tracklist and then a single on Saturday at midnight EST 

Even if nothing comes tonight, we still have tomorrow and Saturday to look forward to! 

the way we're all so excited about (probably) nothing... august 5th all over again