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Lana on September 5th when we storm her IG comments and DMs
 

We should go back to Arkaaansaaas 

omg i actually laughed out loud

If this turns out to be a magazine cover or a violet related editorial I suggest to revoke his gay card and lock him up.


 

no profanity on lanaboards pls 

plot twist: he styled her hair for the fourth grainy video of her reciting patent leather do over
lol beat me to it

three days and four midnights have passed. you get online and there's a new video on lana's channel - no title. you press play. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"sylvia..."

This is why I wish she'd go back to doing deluxe editions.
11-12 (maybe 13) standard tracks to tell the story of the album, but extra fitting tracks that make it 15-16 great amazing songs total!

At this point I'm ready for a November release!
First of all I've always LOVED November releases for music, best time to enjoy during a great time of year and the holidays, plus usually boosted sales.
 
Moreover, lets face it, with COVID-19 this winter will probably be miserable and depressing. We probably won't be more out of the woods with COVID until Spring. Having COCC come closer to the winter months will help keep it fresh and the serotonin flowing during the winter months!!!
 
(Don't hate me for my opinion lmao, just trying to be positive about the probable delay).

He dropped a mixtape with future the same day as honeymoon and cockblocked her if I’m not mistaken 

COCC is a powerful thing
I feel it coming in me
Maybe by the time this day is done
I'll be able
To have an announcement
And a pre-order 
 

something about this cocc made these kids go crazy

Manifesting an announcement by updating and reposting my Pre-Release national anthem 
 

ALL RISE FOR THE PRE-RELEASE THREAD ANTHEM
 
Climb up the D, of the desperation sign, ( yeah)
In these psychotic moments
The fandom is mine, (doo woop doo woop)
There's nobody here, just us stans together (shadoop shadoop)
Keepin' us shook, white hot forever 
 
Cause we're the masters of our own COCC
We're the captains of this lana era 
There's no way for us to not create drama 
Cause COCC you're delayed, you're delayed 
And we were like..... 
 
Re-lease, release the album, release release the album, release release the god damn albummmmmmm 
 

There’s things I wanna listen to, but they will never leak.
like if you leak them without hurting sales
you’ll be the eclipse that never did 
ah ya ah ah ah ah ah
hold it, love it, touch it, honey leak the cocc that we all need

i need both

so i never comment shit like this, but over the past year i’ve been underpaid on my student bursary so i had to put a form into this thing we have called saas and they never got back to me about it. this was like a month ago, but today they just randomly paid me the entire back payment they owed me (which was A LOT) quietly and never said anything about it.
 
i’m taking that as a sign something is coming.
 
god said let electra have the vinyl...in every colour.

i cant decide anymore what cock i need the most.. its lana's cock or a man's cock... quarantine day 748393

I just had this feeling of how happy i'd be right now if i saw the tracklist and cover, the rush of excitement and the things i'd have to look forward to, it would just put me in such a happy mood, i wouldn't know what to do with myself or my day. I want this so badly, please @lana 

I have nothing interesting to add but I just wanna thank you all for keeping this thread alive and fun to read with all your crazy GIFs and manifestations and theories. 

I get excited anytime Lana remembers that she released a record called Honeymoon 

I have like 7 pages to catch up on but ummm......what does all this mean!!!!! I mean the opening to that song applies very much to those who love her despite "controversy" right? Yall its on

wasn't someone just talking about the complex magazine in this thread.... I what if she's here, hi lana we love you and are ready to be scalped. our wigs will catch on fire on Sept 5, can't wait for the serve, the nails, the croon, the looks, the music... simply none of the other gals can do it like you! Glamourous 21st Century Queen 

This place simultaneously drives me insane and somehow keeps me sane at the same time. I both hate it and love it here. The power of Lanaboards transcends. 
 
anyways somethings coming soon  

she's definitely got something up her sleeves, she's been very active on social media lately