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Known Canadian citizen and hip hop songstress Nikki Lane

Smile y'all. The last few hours of this thread are upon us I fear 
 
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Canadian_male_rappers

manifesting 1 hout 20 min long album

It's not okay. We need to bring back lobotomies but hold them at Claire's

Ravyn Lenae's debut record has been ON REPEAT.  Best R&B record for me this year

I just had a cheeky chat with Lana and she told me to tell you that she’s giving out free candy in your nearest tunnel in honor of the new album. Run don’t walk! She’ll be dressed as a local crack addict!

On 9/11, none the less. 

gay scuba divers somehow finding the tunnel: 

1 min until nothing i love stanning this woman

I fucking love the title and just earlier today I was saying how I hoped it wasn't the album name... it's funny how some things just change in a day or even in an hour
 
I also love how many ways we can shorten it. Kinda like when Lana calls the book just "Violet" It's cute 
 
"DYK" when feeling quirky 🤪 or naughty 😈
"Did you know that... "when feeling mysterious 👀
"There's a tunnel" when informal/lazy
"Ocean Blvd" for short
"Ocean" as in "this is my baby"
"DIKTTATUOB" when feeling exotic 🌴
"full name which I won't type" when you have a lot of time to spare (like me looking for the emojis while I should be sleeping already)
 

did u know there's weed in the tunnel that did u know by ocean blvd 

here before that bald virgin nerd gives her poetic masterpiece career defining magnum opus album a 2/10

My brain can't add up everything we know in terms of the visuals..cause like first was the jacket, NFR vibes;
We had a thought of Lana going for some psychedelic techno slay music or some dark witchy style
then the W Magazine Photoshoot and it was dark Hollywood 20's glamour waist deep in icy waves;
then it was Rockefeller that gave me BB vibes,very hopeful and sad,some lilac vibes;
Then the photo from Neil came in and his roses 🌹🌹 emojis–I have no idea what they mean and what vibe give off;
After that was the yellow font and it gave me 60's/70's vibes with it's music and visuals of some sunny beach + maybe some surf rock ballad (lol idk how to describe this);
Now we know the title and it actually gives me cocc somehow idk i need to get used to it but i really like it! It just feels mysterious and magical..but in a light way 
I am really curious about the aesthetics of this album and I can't wait to see everything! I just know whatever Lana will do she'll nail it and will leave us in shook

sorry to burst the delulu bubble but i don't think we're getting @lanadelrey back
it's been a good year or two since it got deactivated and it deletes after a certain amount of time so i genuinely think that even if they wanted to they couldn't get that account back
@honeymoon may become permanently public though - still delulu but a little less delulu

I made some pasta for dinner. It took me around 15 minutes. How the fuck did y’all manage to post 80+ pages 

sadly we can't get her on the charts  we need to make hit tiktoks. somebody make a random ass simple dance to the new single

its 1:25PM in LA. 
we have 11 hours left to the moment of truth that we'll shall discover when  @lanadelrey just posted a photo happens 

My Perfect Rollout Plan: 
 
Album Preorder Tomorrow
Single release this Friday (midnight) with music video 12 PM EST
Early January: Album Trailer
Late January: Various Magazine Covers W/ Interviews begin to rollout
Early February: Single 2
Late February: Video for Single 2
Week before release: TV Interviews w A Live Performance
Night before Release Day: Instagram Live Q&A
Release Day: Pop Up Shop in LA (bc she always spoils LA Gays ) with a surprise Live Performance. New Merch (Also available on LDR Village)

i don’t want this
 
I NEED THIS

Stop raising our hopes too high

Did You Know That Sylvia Swam Into The Ocean And Left Her Patent Leather Black Shoes Pointed Towards It?

tunnels are now part of lana del rey lore