OurHoneymoon

not you getting a virus for us, Lipster of the year

sooo who's gonna be the one to risk their computer... 

Ready for her fifth cancellation of the year 

The only good thing I can say is that I love her outfit and hair. 
 
She looks like a really beautiful idiot. 

I'm not buying the transparent fabric sh't - Twitter is all over that shit, she's getting hella dragged, she's literally tanking her sales I don't know what's wrong with her and her team at this point - I never thought I would go as far as saying I am not proud of being a fan right now.

Honestly anyone who tries to defend this shit is simply delusional
 
This is so irresponsible

Well, going to sleep now, & I’ve set an alarm for 11:30pm just in case something does happen at midnight  see you all then for the meltdown, no matter which way this plays out x

In that video she's wearing the same shirt she wore in the Honeymoon album shoot! 

those mariah gifs paid off

NEIL. KRUG.

 
BRTHR.

When she said that "WELL HELLO EVERYBODY" what I really heard was "I have been reading your meltdowns on lanaboards so here's your fucking announcement now go get a life you bitches" LOL

she said coming soon instead of saying coming september 5th
 
 

THE WAY SHE JOKED ABOUT 2030, SHE READS THIS FORUM I KNOW IT

anyways Qobuz wrote that Coccs release date is september 5 and they always have albums in advance so we celebrating bitches

I'm honestly so positively excited... in 3/4 days we're either getting an album or the greatest LB meltdown in a long time! 

Not y'all saying she's turning into Sky or Rihanna... Lana has been putting work out every year y'all should be grateful because I can feel in my guts she eventually will pull a Kate Bush move and vanish for 12 whole years so enjoy while you can 

I don’t either tbh..
 
It’s coming September 4th!

Just stopping by for a quick update!
 
The album is still coming September 5th  She will post the cover and tracklist to Instagram and Twitter on September 4th between 9 and 10 AM PST to say it’s coming at midnight, with a link to pre-order the physical copies 
 
And this music video is going to be so amazing! I hope there’s a monologue since there seems to be a lot of time put into it! Ride was only filmed over 2 days according to Anna Cofone and this has already been 3 so I bet something with a great storyline is coming! Can’t wait <3
 
and for the record, the real Lana’s artworks and my edits are birds of a feather  
 

This was actually pretty good lol. 
Actually why don't we shake things up in here a little so we stop deluding ourselves about dates and pre-orders and just have a little fun?
Here's my attempt at a track list - I'd love to read everyone else's. 
 
01. White Hot Forever
02. Chemtrails Over The Country Club
03. Hawaiian Parlour
04. Vegas to nowhere
05. Sundown
06. Tulsa Jesus Freak (feat. Zella Day)
07. America 
08. Diamonds and dust
09. Santa Clarita fires
10. Badlands
11. Orange roses
12. Let me love you like a woman

Lana must be so embarrassed of her stans omg 

SAME I love chucks pics, everyone always picks at her photos like lfl album cover and NFR cover like damn ma is it that serious?

Revoke my stan card but I had no idea chuck was in ride?? 

Idk if this is an unpopluar opinion but I don't want nicole to be involved with cocc visuals. She uses photoshop to the point of being kind of insulting to the model? and her photos overall are not that interesting. But if it is in a "perfect people of the country club" context I guess it would work

Hi all! Finally made a profile after only reading for about a year. 
 
Very excited for COtCC, also loving all the Mariah gifs