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the way you have to actually read the whole ass poster until you find her name when it should be the first or one of the first things my eyes would see

Hi all,
We are aware that Lana's latest album has leaked, and tracks are circling off-site.
We are monitoring these developments but at this point we need to refer people back to the original guidelines which were agreed to when users joined the site, notably these two: 
Anyone caught trading, or if any mod has their suspicion of a person trading, will have their PM access disabled as well as the ability to post status updates on the main page, and on the pages of other members. Posting or sending illegal download links to officially released content available for purchase or streaming whether a leak or post-release is strictly forbidden. Additionally, requesting links to such content is also not allowed. Violating these rules will result in a warning points, mod queues, and if especially ban and continuously breaking the rules, a ban.
While we do permit users to discuss material before it's been released, lately there have been extremely malicious content mixed in and masquering as material for the album which is deliberately misleading and distressing to most users. You must understand that we cannot control what you chose to do off-site, but strongly recommend that you do not engage with any file you're not sure on the origin on. Certain posts have been refered to external bodies, and needless to say if any user is found in connection with these the penalty will be severe. 
Do not try to be clever - don't use words that rhyme in place of a website, don't refer to any offsite websites where leaks are being held, don't discuss the content outside of music from files offsite. These will all result in a warning point and mod queue until release day. 
I also want to remind you of two other things this moment: 
Please stay on topic. We will be liberally giving out warning points and mod queues for those breaking this rule in the Pre-Release thread, as we are needing to ensure all posts are conforming to our guidelines and standards.  If it's too much, log off. It truly is that simple. Music is the most wonderful thing in the world but can really heighten emotions, and although you're excited to discuss and listen to new music, it's just as important to your mental health to log off, enjoy something in real life and take a break from here. Check-in with yourself and make sure you're ok.  We look forward to celebrating the album with you on it's release, but please use common sense and make sure you're complying with the above because you're not going to find leniency as the default reply. 
Thanks,
The Mod Team

EXCUSE ME???????????

guys can u stop posting for a second i’ve been catching up for days and im somehow still 200 pages behind PLEASE

Maybe Lana is telling Charlie to stop smoking crack and we just all misinterpreted it

Hear me out...
 
 
The American Whore Tour
 

after 3 years she’s back to work! 

Ocean Blvd Festivals & Tour 2023
 
LEG ONE
South America
 
27 May - Rio de Janeiro, BR - MITA
3 June - Sao Paulo, BR - MITA
 
Europe
 
24 June - Somerset, UK - Glastonbury
2 July - Lido di Camaiora, IT - La Prima Estate
4 July - Amsterdam, NL - Ziggo Dome
7 July - Dublin, IE - 3Arena
9 July - London, UK - BST Hyde Park
10 July - Paris, FR - L’Olympia
 
North America 
 
15 July - Quebec, CAN - Festival d’été de Qc
30 July - Newport, US - Newport Folk Festival
6 August - Chicago, US - Lollapalooza
8 August - Rogers, US - Walmart Amp
12 August - San Francisco, US - Outside Lands Festival
15 & 16 August - Mexico City, MX - Foro Sol
 
LEG TWO
North America
 
14 & 15 September - Franklin, US - FirstBank Amphitheater
17 September - Austin, US - Germania Insurance Amphitheater
19 September - Dallas, US - Dos Equis Pavilion
21 September - Huntsville, US - Orion Amphitheater 
23 September - West Palm Beach, US - iTHINK Financial Amphitheatre 
25 September - Tampa, US - MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre 
27 September - Brandon, US - Brandon Amphitheater 
29 September - Charlotte, US - PNC Music Pavilion
1 October - Columbia, US - All Things Go Festival
3 October - Burgettstown, US - The Pavilion at Star Lake
5 October - Charleston, US - Charleston Coliseum
 
TBD - Monterrey, MX - Estadio Banorte
TBD - Guadalajara, MX - Estadio 3 de Marzo

next month is gonna be lit to the tit 

have a feeling i'm gonna get absolutely toasted for this, but coachella - woodstock in my mind is a good song. the lyrics are a little eh but instrumental and chorus have me 

Adam Lambert finding this thread:
 

this gotta be the most random fight i've ever read here

i just think it’s interesting that people call lana’s more recent writing topics “not relatable” and therefore trash the songs because of it, because personally i don’t relate to songs about snorting coke off the bathroom counter with my 50 year old sugar daddy at the chateau marmont, but i still love born to die

something about this one is so 2014 idk what exactly 

Post on the Ocean Blvd account next? 

She’s being so silly today 

admitting to not promoting a&w is so fucking funny to me she is incredibly aware of her trolling

This is going to trigger her to send Yes To Heaven to twenty other producers 

those coquette girls better get their shit together, she's surfing the app now 

She’s literally hilarious what a queen

Now where is Robert Boards

I honestly think her "new" writing style is for her true fans, and with this I mean people who are interested in her as a whole. In her life, her stories, the things she has lived, the things she still has to tell us and all that. I know people who loves her music but can't stand her talking about nikki lane or whatever. I personally think it's cute too and shows how deeply she cares about the people that surrounds her. It shows she really has a good heart. But I do get that people who only likes her music, but don't really care that much about her as a person, are not into this writing style. I personally eat up everything she writes because I'm really interested in everything she has to tell. I loved Violet and I'm excited for her next book too, and I feel like I would love to sit with her just to hear her talk about all the things she has lived or whatever she would like to talk about but yeah that's me as a fan. People that don't care about her as a person probably don't even know the people she will talk about so I kinda get it.

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