Bird World

whatever it would be she would surely win worst username at the lipsters

idk about username but I know for a fact her profile pic would be an unreleased pic of her feet like 

Super Movie 
 
Kidding (obviously lol). Really, I think it'd be something completely unsuspecting, like how uhauljoe and mostawesome1 were

it would probably be something that nobody could possibly guess

WoolridgeGirl or Miss America Del Rey 

Rob 

PERFUME 1 (paradise era): Birds Of Paradise (tropical)
PERFUME 2 (late paradise tour era): Burning Desire (mix between musky & floral, almost rosy?)
PERFUME 3 (ultraviolence era): Black Beauty (woody)
PERFUME 4 (honeymoon era): Pink Flamingoes (hibiscus, maybe some cocount)
PERFUME 5 (2016, would've been pared with a cute salvatore video, would've been content to feed the drought): Salvatore (musky & kinda sweet)
PERFUME 6 (lust for life era): Lust For Life (fruity, because cherry obvs)
PERFUME 7 (mariners / VB era): Venice Bitch (beachy scent)
PERFUME 8 (NFR era proper, late 2019 around xmas time): Cinnamon Girl (holiday scents)
PERFUME 9 (violet era, as promotion): Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass (violets & lemongrass obvs)
PERFUME 10 (chemtrails era): Not All Who Wander Are Lost (very desert-y & sandy)
PERFUME 10 (BB era): Sweet Carolina (fresh cut grass with a hint of cherry blossom)
PERFUME 11 (TUOB era): Let The Light In (bit of a savory smell, some wood mixed in as well)

if they wanna get that #1 spot they better make lana say something soon cuz i think the gp is already forgetting about this album 

If I don’t like the album I will simply pretend to like it until the next one is announced 7 months later
 

BB has some amazing showstopping discography highlights but as a whole it didn’t do it for me  (specifically the new songs except for BBS)

Part of me is still worried I’ll end up not liking this album  Blue Banisters traumatised me

I can agree that chemtrails has better mixing than Nfr, however, BB literally is the worst and not any upgrade compared to NFR or Chemtrails. I don't want to start a fight but even the screechy whispery high vocals on White Dress don't sound as jarring as the high vocals on Beautiful or Arcadia lol. It also constantly sounds like Lana has a weird static around her voice on BB, where her vocals sound a lot clearer on the past albums. I do also believe Drew Ericksons production sounds worse as well lol. Nothing really feels like a complete song on that album besides If You Lie Down With Me, Thunder, and Dealer. Sounds like a bunch of demos.
Tunnel is already a massive improvement to me though, which makes me excited!

she def just lurks I think 

I don’t think she will release something tomorrow in light of S***’s anniversary. I think releasing on his birthday was partly for promo and if she does it twice then media would not look at it so favourably. The first time people were in on the joke, a 2nd time would just be weird 
 
I think she will release something in mid-February. Valentine’s day is possible because it will likely get a lot of traction from heartbroken souls on that day especially if it’s an empowering song about female independence 

When Peppers comes on

I get so hyped every time I think about this album there really just is no artist like Lana, truly a once in a lifetime artist and definitely the artist of my lifetime. 

Every day Honeymoon stans see justice! Stream Honeymoon if you're pretty

me the second I hear “Jimmy” on the album 

i wouldn’t call it her best song ever but all this hate really does confuse me. the instrumental is absolutely stunning…

the delay means we're getting another single before the album right? …RIGHT?? 

Kintsugi sounds like a pokemon

Lana typing “relaxing music” in the Youtube search bar looking for songs to sample

I've been trying to deep clean all of the old spam out of this thread these past couple of days before we reach page 1000 so that when there are inevitably 50+ posts being like "OMG HAPPY 1000TH PAGE " it'll actually be accurate
I've been so behind at staying up to date on the entirety of this thread, so I'm currently at page 530 after starting from 430 earlier today, clearing out over 20 pages worth of leftover horniness, fighting, fish-gate, etc. Going to stop for tonight though because reading all those posts has fried my brain
 
However, I feel that there's still lots to speculate about especially after having the tracklist officially revealed recently, so hopefully the next pages leading up to 1000 are actually on topic lol x

Depends if it is like Honeymoon or LMLYLAW