Candy Necklace

I care cause I can’t take another 300 pages of guessing what the surprise is

I'm sorry but this has me rolling 

LMLYLAW grew on me a ton & is one of my faves, it just shouldn’t have been a single imo.

I think there's going to be a lyrical narrative to this record, so I imagine A&W sounding very strange right after Margaret 

I’m presuming this is a typo but I can’t figure out which part

BOZ finding this version of Did You Know in Iran/Saudi Arabian record stores 
 

 
 

yeah but the only reason people beg him for info is because he keeps reminding everyone that he HAS info and intentionally hyping everyone up. It’s not like he’s just someone in Lana’s camp that people won’t leave alone, he’s literally out here writing “omg Lana fans: BIG surprise announcement coming SOON” and then just doesn’t reply when everyone is like “well what is it?”

I'm assuming either Ben's on his ass or he's going into hiding before the rabid little del reysters can come for his ass when they end up disappointed 

the earth shattered, the sky opened, the rain was fire but we were wooden

I just know that hearing GPSOTSOMFWHDSF in high quality will temporarily cure all of my mental illnesses 

what are y’all’s prediction for your least liked ocean Blvd song (excluding interludes) tho?  I’m saying Margaret cause I think Jack will ruin it

Wondering which song on DYKTTATUOB will take the place of "Violets for Roses" or "Beautiful" for " Best Lana Song"
 
My guess is Candy Necklace

I don’t think it’s slated, some people just associate albums with different parts of their lives and so I think a lot of people outgrow BTD.. like even Lana herself calling it pick me  it’s a great piece of work and it will always have a special place in my heart, but I’m a boring old mam now who’s doesn’t live the exciting life I once did, COTCC probs just fits in with my life much better these days 

I wonder how polish sock lady is doing today I hope she’s okay after listening to album of the year 

new but not new… the surprise is a studio recording of QFTC  

the thing about radio is that, generally, you dont see anyone but only hear them.
 
you can stream it on the BBC website
 
 

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Dominik didn't even say anything bad lmao maybe try not being such a snowflake ig 

Side d has fishtail and that’s the one I’m most excited for. I’m obsessed with Tulsa Jesus freak and I’m ready to be transported again 

this happens every era... multiple times. people say they have it and either show proof or make up excuses as to why they cant show it
 
if the album leaks, the album leaks. if it doesn't, it doesn't. lettuce all be patient and wait for lanas big birthday bash surprise party on tuesday which will entail her doing a cartwheel for the first time since childhood
 
the album most likely WILL NOT leak from a vinyl rip anyway. the last time i remember something like that happening was when cassette girl happened during nfr. besides, you want to listen to an album in high quality. i ruined my NFR and LFL first listens that way and regret it
 
(now... don't spam the thread please )

Lana is at the scene of the fire already OMFG

the 2% battery thing sounds suspicious to me. how can we know if it's true?

So, a girl named Ella works at Target and she told her friend that they received the vinyl at Target. But there are no photos of this vinyl, right? It’s just hearsay for now?

Sure has been the funniest 

rockefella my umbrella
 
it was her all along...

What if the surprise is nothing because the fans…deserve nothing???