Blood Red

THE HMV COVER HOLY FUCK SOMEONE BUY IT FOR ME PLEASEEEE

The alt cover 
 
It being a UK exclusive 

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

2020 MOOD!  I about died of cringe hearing Jimmy Fallon say "let me love you like a woman" all serious-like. No thanks, Jimmy, please don't. 
 
I LOVED Lana's updated Ride hair and sexy-country look. Also love the backup singers; they are true queens!  Wish it had been a new song or any info on COCC, but it was a good tv comeback. 

New BTS picture shared by her makeup artist, Etienne Ortega, to Instagram!

Confirmed that she’s performing LMLYLAW! So excited, I love this song and can’t wait to hear it live! <3
 

Kill the bitch. 
 
Also, I don't know how many of you are familiar with Max Schrems, but he's kind of Facebook's worst nightmare and if you have 45 minutes, I would really recommend watching his talk on privacy and data collection:
 

Lana Del Rey has released a music video to accompany her single Summertime (The Gershwin Version) off of her upcoming American Standards and Classics record.
 
   
 
 
 
Behind the Scenes:  
 
 
 
 
 

she’s gorgeous! i love her silver hair so much 

It's out!!
 
 

QUEEN OF GREECE 

o thank Jesus its so good 
already better than the best songs off L+F

She came and she delivered 
I don't wanna live 
In a man's world anymore 

I expect the album to be called ‘In a Women’s World’ or something like that. I’d like it to be called purge the poison.  

Loved the visuals, wow! She is one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen 
I didn't care for how clunky some of the lyrics are, but overall I'm so happy to see her return :,)  Just ordered the 7" 

She basically confirmed in the Vogue Interview that she knew her fans didn't like L+F and therefore she wanted to write the new record herself and produce it with one person like FROOT. Also, it's sociopolitical
 
At least her boyfriend didn't produce anything <3

Oh nooo.. As a hater of the whole "you don't understand me..." thing I'm so disappointed that she chose that out of all the beautiful lines she's written

Lana Del Rey has just released merchandise to supplement her poetry book Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass
Shop Here
 
 


 

Listening to Lover, Lover, Lover by Leonard Cohen this morning and thinking it's perfect for Lana.

well here in brazil we have a biometric/fingerprint digital scheme of voting but i wouldnt call ourselves privileged (specially when bolsonaro has won, soooo)

Sis Boris is a bumbling, racist twat. He's our version of Trump  Luckily Labour have at least got a leader now that might have a chance of winning next time. Not that I like him much either.

exactly lmao he's so narrow minded he literally did this to himself, he did everything in his power to make sure his supporters didn't vote by mail 

this election, combined with the uk going into lockdown tomorrow...my heart can't take this stress lmfao

trump is having a meltdown on twitter on why Biden is winning more mail-in-ballots than him.......hmmmmm idk maybe cuz you told your supporters to only vote in person?

im not from america but from what i've seen this man is nowhere as nasty as trump... every president america gets will eventually has a problematic stance that people won't agree with but a democratic president isn't gonna work against oppressed people even though he might be an old white dude at the end of the day. americans are trying to get rid of the worst of the worst and settle for the best that they can get even though he may not be the best of the bunch, it's a step forward tho