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Was gonna say the same! The music video was great though, and at least it was very popular (for 3 days )

This.
 
NFR's production has been discussed to death, but THIS is the crux of the problem I have with that album.
 
I'm hopeful about COCC. We only have a short, low quality snippet, but based on the title alone, Tulsa Jesus Freak sounds like a serve. Even if it's unironically about him, at least there appears to be some self-awareness. Finally.

I asked the tea leaves and they told me lana will be nude on the album cover

i thought her post looked a bit weird but for some cultures death is treated differently. in some countries a funeral is literally more like a party. and in the current “covid-culture” documenting funerals is more common than ever for people who can’t attend. it may be strange to certain cultures or to people who take a more traditional view of the concept of death and funerals but mourning is an exceptionally complex thing. i would just leave them be rather than trying to explain it or comment on it. not a dig, just a general observation. i did think the photos were very cheery and strange but it’s just not my place to police peoples acceptance.

Oh, ffs.
 
She can post whatever she likes, but some context in this situation wouldn't have gone astray. Links to help lines, or something of that nature.
 
The majority of her 16m followers aren't going to care enough to "investigate". It's not a treasure hunt, especially considering the situation.

She posted it with literally zero context, the post being posted along with the story made me think she was just doing a promotion for a small business owner or something. Not everyone is going to try and figure out why she posts what she does idk.

That really struck a chord, that family must be devastated. Takes this as a sign to check on your loved one's mental health during this pandemic, quarantine makes us all vulnerable

Exactly, people are not mind readers. 
 
Posting a pic of a kid who k-worded himself and then a screenshot of an article which is literally entitled, "businesses are dying". Ummmm 
 
She's like some weird alien who struggles to communicate outside of music. 

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK UGH

she should do another video like freak but instead she's the leader and a ton of submissive men are surrounding her and worshiping her like jesus  

I still find it hilarious (and concerning) that Americans get to choose between a centre-right and a far-right party and have the nerve to call that "democracy".

Not rlly related to COCC but I feel like a lot of people saw the Kanye namedrop as her being shady and dragging but I saw it more as her just naming everything that's going wrong at the moment. LA's in flames, Hawaii got a missile alert and one of the greatest artists of this generation is wearing a MAGA hat and is saying stuff like that slavery was a choice. It wasn't really a jab at Kanye, it was more just her being disappointed. It fit the context of the song very well imo.

Understand this, I'm not looking for true love tonight
If you wanna be my little insider
You can meet me in the pale moonlight
I been shitposting every day 8 to 9 and
Manifesting cocc and leaks in the lanaboard threads
If you want crack, you know where to find me

Understand this, I'm not looking for true love tonight
If you wanna be my little insider
You can meet me in the pale moonlight
I been shitposting every day 8 to 9 and
Manifesting cocc and leaks in the lanaboard threads
If you want crack, you know where to find me

Understand this, I'm not looking for true love tonight
If you wanna be my little insider
You can meet me in the pale moonlight
I been shitposting every day 8 to 9 and
Manifesting cocc and leaks in the lanaboard threads
If you want crack, you know where to find me

Understand this, I'm not looking for true love tonight
If you wanna be my little insider
You can meet me in the pale moonlight
I been shitposting every day 8 to 9 and
Manifesting cocc and leaks in the lanaboard threads
If you want crack, you know where to find me

Born to Die - white bikini
Paradise - candy g-string
UV - boyfriend’s boxers
HM - granny panties
LFL - commando
NFR - neon green thong
COCC - strap on

Understand this, I'm not looking for true love tonight
If you wanna be my little insider
You can meet me in the pale moonlight
I been shitposting every day 8 to 9 and
Manifesting cocc and leaks in the lanaboard threads
If you want crack, you know where to find me

Slowly collating all the data, I've had a pretty nasty sinus infection so I'm a bit worn down atm lol. It's still happening tho!

I’m literally still recovering from the last spam she did... her chunky eyebrows make her look so fucking youthful oh my god
The minute she slaps on some nails and flower crows we’re gonna witness the rebirth of miss gangster Nancy Sinatra

This fits so well holyyy, every movement she does mirrors the poem, it's like she read it while watching this trailer

Hi everyone!
 
I know many people including myself were reminded of the Lust for Life Trailer while listening to the poem ‘The Land of 1000 Fires’ from Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass... the vocal delivery, production, and even theme were all so reminiscent of that video.
 
For fun, I made a short little video featuring clips from the Lust for Life Trailer video paired with a part of the audio from the poem ‘The Land of 1000 Fires’
 
It’s nothing too fancy or something that I spent a terrible amount of time on, it’s really just the clips from the LFL trailer spliced together in a different order to match the poem, but I thought it was cute and that I should share it!
 
It’s only a minute long, but I hope you all like it
 

Wow everyone.. you have completely blown my expectations away.
 
The fund needed for the site & server update has been met!!
I wasn't even sure if it would be met by the end of the week, but to have it complete in just a little over a day.. I'm just so stunned and grateful. You guys are truly the best. I cannot express my gratitude enough.
 
Everyone who donated is now a part of the Supporters 2.0 category and will have the current & future perks for LIFE!
 
In case you missed it, I will be revamping the Supporters 2.0 category after the update to work as a small monthly fee instead of a one-time fee for everyone who is not currently a part of it, similar to other forums's VIP systems, as I mentioned in the OP. So, if there is anyone who would like to make a last-minute donation to LanaBoards in general to take advantage of the offer to receive these perks for life, please do let me know by DMing the @@admin account. Though the update fund has been met, any donation I receive after this post will continue to go 100% into LanaBoards, for the leftover recurring monthly site fees in cases where Adsense doesn't generate enough cover or towards paying off the loan used to purchase LanaBoards with a few years ago (you can choose which it goes to, if you'd like. For those who don't know, I purchased LanaBoards from its previous owner in 2016 for.. a large sum of money, so I used a loan to pay for it & still have about half of it left )
Of course, I don't really expect anything else and I could never even ask for more than you all have already done for the site fund, but I thought I'd extend the "lifer" offer until the update happens just in case anyone wanted to take advantage of the perks-for-life offer before the revamp if they hadn't seen it in the OP!
 
Again, I cannot express my gratitude enough. I am giving the biggest virtual hugs to everyone who donated and expressed their support.
 
So, I am excited to announce that we are officially in the final moments of classic LanaBoards. We will be doing some final testing today, and then hopefully tomorrow or Wednesday we can take the site offline for one last time and do the site update!
 
I'll keep you all updated in the other Site Update thread & on the LanaBoards Twitter.
 
Again, thank you thank you thank you, and I'm thrilled to be able to present you all with the new & improved LanaBoards!!

 
All my love,
Elle x

I never got the obsession over Yosemite. We've only heard like 4 lines sung in acapella over screaming fans. Why do people want it? What's so special about it? Yes she said it was her fav but she also said Coachella was her fav and like, yeah. I'm curious about what it sounds like and that's the only reason I can think of why others want it so bad but for all we know it could sound like shit. Anyways RBFY as intro track I would like to see it.

We have barely a few song titles and a poor quality 30 second snippet and lana stans are already calling this album her Magnum Opus...ya’ll need to sit down and relax until you’ve actually heard the album.